Ad&d's Book Of Erotic Fantasy Is Here...yay

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  • KageKage Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2016Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cons: The artwork is digitally manipulated photography and the models have that classic 'gamer' look to them - even when otherwise appealing.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    people said I was silly when I said the rules of these games had gone too far but noooooo... ^~

    Am I the only one worried by the description?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"There are a number of gods appropriate to the subject and of course monsters and creatures to make the characters lives more difficult (even their love lives)."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wha? they've even included a sexual beastiary?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <b>DM:</b> "you are attacked by crabs, you take... ~rolls dice~ 3 points of itchy privates dmg! 12 more you'll go down a point in constitution =o"
    <b>Player:</b> "Oh noes!!! damn my failed saving throw against pubic lice... damn it to heck..." ~cries~

    o.O


    then to make it even weirder....
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"here will be a variety of prestige classes that make use of sex or sexuality to forward their goals or as means of drawing energy to power their abilities. There will be spells and feats that are related in some way to all of the above."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now the rules cover sexcraft... this is seriously like something out of a hentai ^^;

    <b>DM:</b> "The dragon nears but you don't have enough tantric energy to cast any spells."
    <b>Player:</b> "Oh noes!!! Are there any people nearby?"
    <b>DM:</b> ~rolls some dice~ "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "small animals"
    <b>DM:</b> "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "sheep?"
    <b>DM:</b> ~sigh~ "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "any farmyard animals???"
    <b>DM:</b> "NO!!!"
    <b>Player:</b> ~suddenly grins~
    ~much roleplay later~
    <b>DM:</b> "the dragon roars with delight before rolling over and breaking out the cigarettes, it asks in it's tremendous voice 'was it good for you too?'"


    yuuuup... the rules really are just getting silly. If you need rules to even cover roleplay of such a thing I think you're seriously lacking in the imagination department and maybe even missing the point of RP in the first place ^^;
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I highly doubt that is endorsed by WOTC.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Geminosity+Jan 3 2004, 11:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jan 3 2004, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>DM:</b> ~rolls some dice~ "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "small animals"
    <b>DM:</b> "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "sheep?"
    <b>DM:</b> ~sigh~ "nope"
    <b>Player:</b> "any farmyard animals???"
    <b>DM:</b> "NO!!!"
    <b>Player:</b> ~suddenly grins~
    ~much roleplay later~
    <b>DM:</b> "the dragon roars with delight before rolling over and breaking out the cigarettes, it asks in it's tremendous voice 'was it good for you too?'" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't find that very weird, but then again, I've been on the internet too long.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->DM: "the dragon roars with delight before rolling over and breaking out the cigarettes, it asks in it's tremendous voice 'was it good for you too?'"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Does this 'Dragon' have any relations to me? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    2 words ELF LESBIANS!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    And then there's the horny teens who'll use it as masturbation material. I don't know what's worse.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    This takes the phrase,

    "I just onos raped j00!"


    To a whole new level.
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  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    S*** Level 40 stripper gnomes
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  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Boy who lost his wings+Jan 3 2004, 10:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Boy who lost his wings @ Jan 3 2004, 10:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> S*** Level 40 stripper gnomes <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /rolls die

    /die is on 15 of 20


    /fails save vs melting throw of 20
    /face melts

    /attractiveness and charisma suffers 1d6+3 when talking to female characters
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  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Maveric+Jan 4 2004, 01:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Jan 4 2004, 01:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /attractiveness and charisma suffers 1d6+3 when talking to female characters <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hahahah
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  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    just getting my post in here before this topic gets Nuked 50 bagillion times!!!!!!!!!


    anyhow here it is:

    i say we take a open field, two sides lined up in rows, D&D on the left, Anime Fanatics right, they will wear thier regular cloths because they should tell the difference between eachother, if not well that sucks for them. each member on both sides gets a choice of 1 weapon, a knife, dagger, a bunny rabbit, a sock, afake lightsaber, and the good oldMACE! with spikes all around it!, each side will have 1 leader, the leader gets armor with specially desinged glasses to keep the glare out and withstand a beating without breaking, they both will be armed with asword and a standard issue M16A2 assault rifle.



    LET THE GAME,

    BEGIN!!!!
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  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Diablus+Jan 4 2004, 02:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Diablus @ Jan 4 2004, 02:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> just getting my post in here before this topic gets Nuked 50 bagillion times!!!!!!!!!


    anyhow here it is:

    i say we take a open field, two sides lined up in rows, D&D on the left, Anime Fanatics right, they will wear thier regular cloths because they should tell the difference between eachother, if not well that sucks for them. each member on both sides gets a choice of 1 weapon, a knife, dagger, a bunny rabbit, a sock, afake lightsaber, and the good oldMACE! with spikes all around it!, each side will have 1 leader, the leader gets armor with specially desinged glasses to keep the glare out and withstand a beating without breaking, they both will be armed with asword and a standard issue M16A2 assault rifle.



    LET THE GAME,

    BEGIN!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    their allegies and weakness of the sun will render both sides unable to fight
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Hilarious post, Gem, yet, I can't really see the big issue:
    What we're facing here is an independent (euphemism for 'broke') publisher trying to apply the oldest marketing strategy known to man ('Sex sells.') to their line of products. Big deal. I'm not even going to invest the effort of becoming upset about this, it's just too trite and forseeable.
    My condolences to all those who feel the need to buy this book, I'll be over here, ignoring all rules in the SR sourcebook and nonetheless having fun with mature, intelligent people.
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  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    Nemmy twice you have commented on Gems hilirious posting! I see a trend here!
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Actually, I misposted my reply in the 'The Media Hates Us' thread, realized my mistake, deleted that one, and reposted here, in the appropriate thread. I guess I should just go back to sleep -_-
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    lol ~gives poor sleepy nem a cuddle~
    =D
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Xyth+Jan 3 2004, 08:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Jan 3 2004, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Anime vs D&D
    Battle of the new year <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Roffle Waffle
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yeah I have 16 gigs of hentai jpegs.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you serious? How's that possible, that's a countless amount of pictures. That's a trip either way.
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  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Just out of curosity, but of the people posting here who has actually seen and read any of it ? I'd bet the figure would be hovering slightly above none.

    I read the preview of it and its actually presented quite well. I could see a serious group of gamers into hardcore RPGing getting a lot of use out of this book. On the other hand i'm not going to be using it cos I don't see the need in incoporating a sex angle into my adventures.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited January 2004
    Our definition of the word may differ, but all the 'hardcore RPGers' I know are in a constant struggle of <i>reducing</i> the amount of rules in their sessions. A ruleset used for romantic intercourse - by its very nature one of the areas where freeform roleplaying should prevail - is the last thing they'd need.
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  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Are you serious? How's that possible, that's a countless amount of pictures. That's a trip either way.
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    Hey the guy I leech off has 100+ gigs. Plus the spare hard drives he has lying around his room. There is a heap of stuff out there, and my collection has simply been....trimmed to my tastes. Which means no tentacles, scat or beastality.
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Bah. I still have my copy of the second-ed version of this. And a character using one of the expanded 'entertainer' careers, wielding the mighty 'Cudgel of Vibration'.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Jan 4 2004, 10:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Jan 4 2004, 10:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bah. I still have my copy of the second-ed version of this. And a character using one of the expanded 'entertainer' careers, wielding the mighty 'Cudgel of Vibration'. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *curls up into the foetal position*
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ryo-Ohki+Jan 4 2004, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ryo-Ohki @ Jan 4 2004, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Are you serious? How's that possible, that's a countless amount of pictures. That's a trip either way.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hey the guy I leech off has 100+ gigs. Plus the spare hard drives he has lying around his room. There is a heap of stuff out there, and my collection has simply been....trimmed to my tastes. Which means no tentacles, scat or beastality. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn. My measly 2 gigs is pwned(well, plus a bunch of Bishouju games but I don't know how to count those). Good thing you don't live around here or my title as H King of New Hampshire would be stripped from me.
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Suddenly I feel very ashamed.

    Oh well, I'll get over it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    You know folks, you're starting to let us all in on more about you than we would've cared to know...
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    edited January 2004
    Nah I just think they're trying to prove the size of their e-****

    I love that term <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    -EDIT- Filter didn't like that term, and I won't try and get around it but it begins with Pen anyway... -EDIT-
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    ohh ohh PENCIL! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Sweet Jesus, does that guy run a paysite or something? Heh, I don't have any of that stuff. Right. YOU"RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR THIS!
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--TheInfragableKrunk+Jan 4 2004, 04:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheInfragableKrunk @ Jan 4 2004, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ohh ohh PENCIL! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Either your being sarcastic (Which I really hope you are) or your very, very, Na?ve

    Please note that was Sarcasm as well. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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