Ralph or some kid:Mr.Simpson the car fuems are making me dizzy. Homer:Yeah they'll do that
Ralph:Me fail english, thats unpossible!
Ralph:When I grow up I want to be a catipilar, or a principal.
Ralph:Why do people run away from me? (wets himself)
Dr. Nick:Hey did you goto upstairs hollywood medical school too? eh errr ahem...
Jimbo:Hey it's really hard to work while your putting that meat tenderizer all over me. *METALIC CLONK* Jimbo:Oh great now I have to work in the dark *colapses* Later on Seymour:Enjoying those SloppyJimbos?
Barney:Buy me a bear, two bucks a glass, come on help me- I'm freezing my ###- Buy me a beer, a snifter of wine! Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpintine... Moe with shotgun:Move it you bum! Or I'll blast your rear end! Barney:I found two bucks! Moe:Then come in my friend... Bart:Dad can I be a booze hound? Homer:Not till your fiftheen----
there are so many more but I can't think of all of them, I've seen every episode! Well almost every one:)
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damn my mind is blank..... heh people here have bad spelling heheheh....... don't worry I'll edit this when i think of some(so theres less spam <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->)
Burns: "Have any of you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?" Sea Captain: "Aye, once. Was sailin' round the Arctic Cir-" Burns: "Quiet you!"
Ranger: "This chairlift will give us a birds-eye view... of the area directly below the chairlift. I won't lie to you, ma'am. The odds of finding your kids are quite low." Bart and Lisa: "Hi mom!" Marge: "Ooh, can we get off?" Ranger: "Only at the top, and even then it's kinda tricky." (This is a great episode)
Barney: "Hello, fishies!" *buuuurp* Rex Banner: "Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?" Barney: "... ... yes?" (my second favorite episode)
Hank Scorpio: "And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this." British Guy: "Oh my god, the 59th Street Bridge." Indian Guy: "Maybe it just collapsed on it's own." British Guy: "We can't take that chance." Indian Guy: "You always say that! I want to take a chance!" (Best. Episode. Ever.)
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Ralph or some kid:Mr.Simpson the car fuems are making me dizzy.
Homer:Yeah they'll do that
Ralph:Me fail english, thats unpossible!
Ralph:When I grow up I want to be a catipilar, or a principal.
Ralph:Why do people run away from me? (wets himself)
Dr. Nick:Hey did you goto upstairs hollywood medical school too? eh errr ahem...
Jimbo:Hey it's really hard to work while your putting that meat tenderizer all over me.
*METALIC CLONK*
Jimbo:Oh great now I have to work in the dark *colapses*
Later on Seymour:Enjoying those SloppyJimbos?
Barney:Buy me a bear, two bucks a glass, come on help me- I'm freezing my ###-
Buy me a beer, a snifter of wine! Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpintine...
Moe with shotgun:Move it you bum! Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:I found two bucks!
Moe:Then come in my friend...
Bart:Dad can I be a booze hound?
Homer:Not till your fiftheen----
there are so many more but I can't think of all of them, I've seen every episode! Well almost every one:)
*cough*at least jedi doesn't spam, and has intelligible posts *cough*
Girl: I had a dog!
Russian guy: YOU HAVE CAT NOW!
pftt
Marge (from inside Homer's head. An extremely loud buzzing is present, and you can barely hear her.): I just don't think it's a good idea.
Homer: I hear you.
Marge: I don't want you handling loaded guns in the house.
Homer: Dear, we're responsible-
Gun: *BLAM!*
Moe: Sorry.
Homer: ...responsible adults who know-
Gun: *BLAM!*
Barney: Oops!
Homer: ...who know how to properly-
Gun: *BLAM!*
Odd Sailor: Arr!
Gun: *BLAM!*
Carl: Whoops!
Homer: ...properly handle fire-
Gun: *BLAM!*
Lenny: Sorry.
Gun: *BLAM!*
Mr Burns: Oopsie.
Gun: *BLAM!*
Bart: Sorry.
Homer: -handle firearms.
(Using a multilingual GPS device for the car.)
American voice: Turn right here.
Russian voice: In Russia, road turns you.
I may have mauled those.
-Ryan!
"If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You keep going in and doing it really half assed. Thats the American way."
-- Homer Jay Simpson
i had one but now i can't remember it oh well i guess thats what the edit buttons for
Sea Captain: "Aye, once. Was sailin' round the Arctic Cir-"
Burns: "Quiet you!"
Ranger: "This chairlift will give us a birds-eye view... of the area directly below the chairlift. I won't lie to you, ma'am. The odds of finding your kids are quite low."
Bart and Lisa: "Hi mom!"
Marge: "Ooh, can we get off?"
Ranger: "Only at the top, and even then it's kinda tricky."
(This is a great episode)
Barney: "Hello, fishies!" *buuuurp*
Rex Banner: "Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"
Barney: "... ... yes?"
(my second favorite episode)
Hank Scorpio: "And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this."
British Guy: "Oh my god, the 59th Street Bridge."
Indian Guy: "Maybe it just collapsed on it's own."
British Guy: "We can't take that chance."
Indian Guy: "You always say that! I want to take a chance!"
(Best. Episode. Ever.)
Chalmers: Yes, well I better be goi-...... OH MY GOD! SEYMORE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Skinner: Ummm.... uh... Aurora Borealis?
Chalmer: Au-AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME, IN THIS DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE HEMISHERE, SITUATED IN YOUR HOUSE!?!?
SKinner: Yes
Chalmers:...... may I see it?
Skinners:... mmmm... no.
Homer: English? I don't need it I'm not going to England!
Homer: TO beer the cause and solution to all our problems...
Homer: Beer now there's a temporary solution!
Homer: I know I'm not much of a praying man, but if your up there PLEASE SAVE ME SUPER MAN!
Willie: EEEK! I mean ARGH! What are you doing there!
Homer: Ummm... were... uhh... foreign exhange students from... umm... Scotland.
Willie: Saints be praised! I'm from Scotland! Tell me where do ye hail from?
Homer: Ummm North Kiltown.
Willie: No kidding!? I'm from North Kiltown. Tell me do you know Angus Mccloud?
Homer: Wait a minute there's no Angus Mccloud in North Kiltown, why your not from Scotland at all!