(request) Make Me Laugh

sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
<div class="IPBDescription">first one to make me laugh...</div> alright... im just going to put this out there because i've been getting several PMs about not having a sense of humor.... and also being a ***hole to a select few... just to PROVE that I too can laugh out loud... im requesting that any artists out there that have anything that would be remotely funny to post them here... don't waste time drawing... unless you really want too..

not to mention there is a <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>PRIZE</span> involved here....

not to mention if anyone makes me laugh i will not post any thing that could resemble a flame for a whole MONTH... i know you'll love that nemesis....


i'll PM the winner with the prize and directions on receving it.
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  • kyliegirlkyliegirl Gorge Master Australia Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10586Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    few old ones but still amusing


    <img src='http://www.opticpower.com/kylie/blutac.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/uploads//post-7-1064020153.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/uploads//post-7-1047868439.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    Once i ate cake in an art gallery..
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    OMG was that you?!
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    I thought it was me?
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    hrmm very interesting... some what amusing... but not enough to make a cold hearted ***hole like myself laugh... thou you had a valiant attempt... it was in vain...


    oh and by the way... Chis was eating hte cake... i have pictures to prove it
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    i would but im on a mac and pictures + mac = death
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    You're on a mac? YOU IDIOT! Mac is programmed by satan, didn't you know?
  • kyliegirlkyliegirl Gorge Master Australia Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10586Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    heh if your an ****hole, then maybe you should meet my uncle, cus he is one, but he is bloody funny. he can come up with some really funny things
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    kyliegirl that comic was great lol <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Ok sTuPiD iTiaLiAn2k, what about this?

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=63994' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...showtopic=63994</a> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Although its not art (from bash) :

    <Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering is
    <Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
    <Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
    <Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
    <Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
    <Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
    <Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
    <Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring it on"
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    The one with the armoryes falling on the guy would have been better if there was a blood trail or something....

    and the conversation about the scientist.. that isnt funny.. that is increadibly sad... don't scienetists have lasers and explosives? they sould blow the **** out of each other instead... that may get a laugh or two...

    like i said.. im a ***hole... anyoen else wanna give it a try?

    and yes... mac's were made by satan
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-.:|AMAS|:. kyliegirl+Feb 25 2004, 12:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (.:|AMAS|:. kyliegirl @ Feb 25 2004, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> heh if your an ****hole, then maybe you should meet my uncle, cus he is one, but he is bloody funny. he can come up with some really funny things <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So far this is the closest thing to make me laugh... why? because it was compeletly random and on the verdge of being off topic... didn't make me laugh.. but got me to smile...

    props to that
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    You want to laugh?
    Ok


    Something stupid.



    Here it goes:


    CS is SO much better than NS.


    There, laugh
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    FYI if counter-strike wasn't made... then NS would probably not be the NS that we have today... CS is an excellent game, and always will be. A fail to see why there are so many CS haters. I used to play in a top CS 1.5 clan. We used teamwork and special tactics to demolish our enemies. Though it may be true that one man can whipe out an entire team in CS... a team of Counter-Terrorist units fully loaded with m4a1s, kevlar jackets and helmets... can overcome almost anything. Im talking about clan matches, where hacking is not tolerated, and no one is accused of hacking just because they can get more than five head shots in a row. (My record is 15 in a actual match)
    I used to own a steam beta server for CS 1.6 but due to my lazyiness I lost it. Fully equiped with AMX Mod, CS Guard, HL Guard, VAC, and Cheating-Death. Please, just don't make fun of CS because of all the 'noobs' that people think they see in NS. Don't blame them and tell them to go back to Counter-Strike... even I wouldn't sink that low. (Suprise suprise)


    Back to the topic...
  • FaenAngel1FaenAngel1 Join Date: 2004-02-06 Member: 26153Members
    exactly what is the prize? i will definately do something to make you laugh, but only if i know what i'm playin for.
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    Some people...

    the object is to make me laugh... not to take what is not yours....

    its because of people like you that some times when your on the toilet... water spalshes back up into your ***hole.... please think not of yourself.. but of others
  • -Drake--Drake- -dn ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ- Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15125Members
    wot bout this

    <img src='http://www.vgcats.com/vgc_comics/images/031109.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    alright that was pretty good... but not enough to make me laugh... but was smiling from the 'screeech' on... that was kind of random but thats why it made me smile....

    there is no joy in my life...
  • goofgoof Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19633Members
    just look in the mirror intalian2k
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    edited February 2004
    If you can't find anything fun in life, you really need to see a shrink. I'm not going to pretend to be a psychiatrist here, all I'm going to say to you is that you really need some help.
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    thanks alot... thanks o so much... im going to cry now....

    im on prozac... yet its not working... if anyone can make me laught... just say it.. and taht about the mirror...

    that was so very original... you know.. i've never heard ANYONE say that before.... i mean seriously.. you've taken what people do in the morning.. out of context.. to insult me... and it was VERY FUNNY!... i've never heard anyone say that about mirrors... wow you should seriously be a stand up comedian! come on.. come on... what else you got?
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-sTuPiD iTiaLiAn2k+Feb 25 2004, 04:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sTuPiD iTiaLiAn2k @ Feb 25 2004, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> alright that was pretty good... but not enough to make me laugh... but was smiling from the 'screeech' on... that was kind of random but thats why it made me smile....

    there is no joy in my life... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's not Random, it's from Ocarina of Time, if you've played that you would've laughed like there was no tomorrow like I did at first.

    Here's my entry:
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    atfirst that made me smile... but now that i realize it... that is one of the most sad things i've seen... but i can just imagine what it would be like after the lan party was over... a random kid in your basement stuck to your ceiling...


    hub for lan party... $20
    powerbill for the all nighter... $9/hr
    new microsoft optical mouse... $45
    waking up to find a kid taped to your ceiling... $Priceless$
  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    You might not be laughing, but tons of these posts are making me laugh. If it wasn't for some good laughs I just might go crazy.
  • kyliegirlkyliegirl Gorge Master Australia Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10586Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited February 2004
    lol i remember that pic, i still find it amusing <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    umm the only way i found i make ppl laugh is if i chat to em in some chat prog... cus i tend to end up making most ppl laugh at me.. prob cus im ,, well from wat my family calls me,, an absolute nut head and totally random... but meh <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .. ummm what else is funneh,,.,, O__o


    edit: seriously whats the point of living if you cant laugh at life??? everything is funy,, hell i laugh at all the things in my life i done... including doing the makarina half naked on a public road <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ROFL ^_____^ muahah!!!
  • Lith_DeathLith_Death Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26834Members
    Mabye this will cheer you up Italian... why dont u ask Mr. Oni? comeon... he knows everything <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DelarosaDelarosa Naturally Custom Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10214Members, NS1 Playtester
    ... by Sparda dna Bijiy...
  • sTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2ksTuPiD_iTiaLiAn2k Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24677Members
    delrosa.. that was a close one... you got me to smile and im still smiling as im typing this...

    that ones funny cause its freaking true...

    and yes everyone does have problems but everyone handles their problems differntly
  • Lith_DeathLith_Death Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26834Members
    ill make u laugh just gimme like half an hour
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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