Top Ten Video Game Weapons

X_Stickman

Shock Rifle from Unreal / UT? Come on, that gun was awesome. It's pretty, and it has that secondary/primary fire combo that, while useless in most games, is damn fun and awesome to behold.

chubbysteve

Dont forget rocket crowbar! That was always hilarious to play because of the crazy weapons.

Sub_zer0

That mod was utter awsome shame it never got on never got bored of shrinking peoplen and steping on them..
The spud from call of duty 2 should be here.

Retales

What about the weapons from Jayking Bacon Source (or whatever it was :T). The crowbar with scope, and the "handgun". Now THOSE were awesome <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />

Align

I love to reload during a battle!

Actually, the only good thing about the weapons in HL2JKS is the voice acting...

Zig

oh another two submishes:

HOLY HAND GRENADE?
SUPER SHEEP?

Kouji_San

Definatly! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

Zig

blarg! they've already been submitted. didn't see that.

how bout..

PRICELESS MING VASE!
MIKE'S CARPET BOMB! lol

BlackMage

stinger missile launcher (and/or nikita wire guided missile)

cshank4

The .233 pistol from Fallout 2.


Because everyone loves a bit of Brade Runnah in their lives.

Metalcat

My [male-specific body part], best weapon ever

fear the slap

Kouji_San

Reminds me of shadow warrior...

You not fight well with hands, try [male-specific body part]

Faskalia

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My [male-specific body part], best weapon ever

fear the slap
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I cannot recall, that your [male-specific body part] was ever featured in a computer game <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />

eediot

I don't think it's featured anywhere. Maybe it opened for something else, possibly Iron Maiden.

Align

I approve of this new wordfilter.
What do you mean, it opened?

eediot

At a concert. Possibly a little vague, it was a joke that there was no way his "male specific body part" could headline a performance.

exoity

Where is the pistol from Halo 1? That gun was so great it had to be taken out of Halo 2. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

The Energy Sword is a terrible, terrible weapon. There is a reason why Master Chiefs sword got taken out of the first halo. (Yes, in Halo 1 screenshots Master Chief was shown with a Samuri sword).

Shockeh

I'm creating a personal list here, but feel free to poke holes, Selectionites.
You get bonus points for naming the game it comes from, where it isn't named. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />

A. The DOOM Chainsaw.
B. The Nashwan. (Points+ for getting this one sans Google)
C. The Dual Elites (Cue Mexican type shouts and arbitrarily firing them in the air)
D. The ###### Rainbow Crowbar. (Are you old-school-NS enough?)
E. The Natural Selection Shotgun
F. 100MW Military Laser
G. The Deviator
H. ER PPC (2. It was all about 2.)
I. D, DF, F, P. (Is that a weapon, per se?)
J. Falchion, the Cypher.

There's so many that should also be on that list, but I wanted to at least provide a challenge!

- Shockwave