1: Wiring 3 18 volt drill batteries in series, and touching the leads to my tongue(This was on purpose). 2: Shorting 5 paralleled photo-flash caps @ 250 volts through my hand(This was an accident!). 3: Shooting my friends with BB darts 4: Having my friends shoot me with BB darts 5: Having one of my friends test-fire my modified nerf-gun on me, with a weighted bullet(Hurt about 3x as much as a paintball, owww)
Hmm can't think of any others right now. There are probably 10 more ones related to electricty, meh.
ChocolateThe Team MascotJoin Date: 2006-10-31Member: 58123Members
I've had many accidents.... especially with bikes; all with the same cursed bike too.
Bike Related:
1. I was biking at full speed, hardest gear on the street. I turn around for a second and WHAM! I hit a parked car's back light.... Strangely, i didn't get hurt
2. Biked at full speed again and when i hit the break, I pressed the brand new FRONT breaks..... You can see where this is going...
3. Biked down a slightly steep hill, trying eagerly to catch up with my friends, wearing a T-shirt. I was carrying an umbrella big enough for about 4 people under it at that time..... *umbrella goes in front forks*.... *ends up sliding about 2 meters on asphalt on right arm/shoulder* *Cursing, Screaming, Kicking bike*
4. Tired pedaling as fast as possible with my chain off the gear piece ("when the chain fell off" as i call it)
Computer Related:
1. Transfered all files from C:/Program Files to C:/Windows and vise versa
2. Carried my computer while running up the stairs and tripped on the last stair. *Computer hits ceramic floor* (the running was because i wanted to catch my bus).
3. Played on many NS bot servers and thought I was a good NS player because I could kill the bots 100 - 5.
4. Turret farmed base for fun on a big, 32 player pub NS server.
Other:
1. Got bored one day and painted my parents plastic garage door with tar and varnish.... I was young at the time....
2. Used a meat cutting machine to cut a piece insulating foam.... *Accidentally cuts index finger* *puts toilet paper, band-aids and wired tape on finger*
3. Walked into countless polls, doors, door frames and low chandeliers inside and outside the house
4. Cut countless flowers with lawnmower, edge of lawn cutters and scratched many expensive cars with a leaf blower.
5. Mixed coke, orange crush and milk all together and drank it. It actually tasted good!
6. Cut my fingers with a face razor thingy...
7. Tired to make normal tooth paste into gel toothpaste by putting it in hot water.
8. Ever navigating to this page, I just wasted an hour on reflecting.
9. First time on skis going down a steep, about 45 degree angle sloped, long straight hill. Didn't learn how to slow down or barely ski. About to go down into the many bump place (dunno how to spell it, but its sounds like molegoles). Luckily I crashed into a some man before the bumps.
* More to come when I remember them <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> *
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
<!--quoteo(post=1602147:date=Jan 27 2007, 06:08 PM:name=Mullet)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mullet @ Jan 27 2007, 06:08 PM) [snapback]1602147[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That sounds like a great reason to do shrooms again <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> Just get into a better mindset, get a sitter, and stay inside in a controlled environment. No idea why you were at your friends house and outside for the first time.
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
I was out doing a live fire exercise one afternoon and when we wrapped up, I popped a bunch of dramamine (like a whole package lol) because I thought we were gonna hit the sack. I've always had sleeping problems and have never had trouble just popping something to get me drowsy, be it Tylenol PM, Nyquil, etc. Side note: eating a lot of dramamine and then going to sleep commonly results in interesting and entertaining half-dreams.
About 930PM, when I ate the dramamine, they surprised us with an impromptu night-fire exercise.
So by the time we start firing (like 1030pm), the drug is in full effect. I can barely see a few feet in front of me, and I'm performing a live fire combat exercise, unloading rounds quickly while walking and turning corners. I was basically bullishting the whole thing, just blasting into the murky darkness and pretending to know where my targets were. I shot them earlier that day, so I had an idea of where they were. Kind of. As we walked back from the range I was tripping over small pebbles and uneven dirt because I couldn't even see the ground.
<!--quoteo(post=1602147:date=Jan 27 2007, 02:08 AM:name=Mullet)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mullet @ Jan 27 2007, 02:08 AM) [snapback]1602147[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeesh.
Using hallucinogens without being very prepared in mind and body is indeed a dumb thing to do.
<!--quoteo(post=1602419:date=Jan 28 2007, 05:25 PM:name=Femme_Fatale)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Femme_Fatale @ Jan 28 2007, 05:25 PM) [snapback]1602419[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> Went to school several times,finding out it was a holiday... school was closed :x <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're such a rebel.
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, you should really prepare right before doing 'shrooms, they're not a party drug.
<!--quoteo(post=1602588:date=Jan 29 2007, 05:19 AM:name=Sub_zer0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sub_zer0 @ Jan 29 2007, 05:19 AM) [snapback]1602588[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> oh dear the horror...what were you thinking? <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> The inside leaflets to Britney Spears albums are quite hot... or so I hear.
<!--quoteo(post=1602534:date=Jan 29 2007, 02:03 AM:name=Jimmeh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jimmeh @ Jan 29 2007, 02:03 AM) [snapback]1602534[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> You're such a rebel.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hey im blonde,ppl just assume im stupid. works for me <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=1602548:date=Jan 29 2007, 03:43 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 29 2007, 03:43 AM) [snapback]1602548[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I bought a Britney Spears album a month ago. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
and for that David Hasselhoff will kill a million puppies D;
<!--quoteo(post=1602657:date=Jan 29 2007, 07:18 PM:name=Bloo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bloo @ Jan 29 2007, 07:18 PM) [snapback]1602657[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> At least Britney isn't as stupid as buying Pr0n...
Not that i watch pr0n or listen to britney... The worst i listen to is those two songs of the Darkness >.< <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You make less sense than my one and a half year old brother sometimes.
"Those two songs of the Darkness"? Oddly enough they have more than two songs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
ChocolateThe Team MascotJoin Date: 2006-10-31Member: 58123Members
edited January 2007
I lifted my TV and put it on the couch, then if fell on the ceramic floor, unfortunately the TV wasn't flat screen.
Big hug purple spot on the screen now... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
I also drank 4 cups of black coffee, I was wired the rest of the night.
<!--quoteo(post=1602658:date=Jan 29 2007, 11:23 AM:name=Jimmeh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jimmeh @ Jan 29 2007, 11:23 AM) [snapback]1602658[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> You make less sense than my one and a half year old brother sometimes.
"Those two songs of the Darkness"? Oddly enough they have more than two songs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" /> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm rather partial to The Veronicas. And I never hear the end of it.
My worst musical thing though is that I have a Lindsay Lohan song on my computer.
Suicide is an option, but I don't think that would be enough of a solution, because my brain would still be around, making the chance of resurrection possible.
<!--quoteo(post=1602857:date=Jan 30 2007, 01:07 PM:name=Tykjen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tykjen @ Jan 30 2007, 01:07 PM) [snapback]1602857[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> To the guy who says he did shrooms..sounds to me like you were fooled into acid. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Again, if you're that uneducated about the stuff, don't go <i>near</i> it.
Comments
2: Shorting 5 paralleled photo-flash caps @ 250 volts through my hand(This was an accident!).
3: Shooting my friends with BB darts
4: Having my friends shoot me with BB darts
5: Having one of my friends test-fire my modified nerf-gun on me, with a weighted bullet(Hurt about 3x as much as a paintball, owww)
Hmm can't think of any others right now. There are probably 10 more ones related to electricty, meh.
Bike Related:
1. I was biking at full speed, hardest gear on the street. I turn around for a second and WHAM! I hit a parked car's back light.... Strangely, i didn't get hurt
2. Biked at full speed again and when i hit the break, I pressed the brand new FRONT breaks..... You can see where this is going...
3. Biked down a slightly steep hill, trying eagerly to catch up with my friends, wearing a T-shirt. I was carrying an umbrella big enough for about 4 people under it at that time..... *umbrella goes in front forks*.... *ends up sliding about 2 meters on asphalt on right arm/shoulder* *Cursing, Screaming, Kicking bike*
4. Tired pedaling as fast as possible with my chain off the gear piece ("when the chain fell off" as i call it)
Computer Related:
1. Transfered all files from C:/Program Files to C:/Windows and vise versa
2. Carried my computer while running up the stairs and tripped on the last stair. *Computer hits ceramic floor* (the running was because i wanted to catch my bus).
3. Played on many NS bot servers and thought I was a good NS player because I could kill the bots 100 - 5.
4. Turret farmed base for fun on a big, 32 player pub NS server.
Other:
1. Got bored one day and painted my parents plastic garage door with tar and varnish.... I was young at the time....
2. Used a meat cutting machine to cut a piece insulating foam.... *Accidentally cuts index finger* *puts toilet paper, band-aids and wired tape on finger*
3. Walked into countless polls, doors, door frames and low chandeliers inside and outside the house
4. Cut countless flowers with lawnmower, edge of lawn cutters and scratched many expensive cars with a leaf blower.
5. Mixed coke, orange crush and milk all together and drank it. It actually tasted good!
6. Cut my fingers with a face razor thingy...
7. Tired to make normal tooth paste into gel toothpaste by putting it in hot water.
8. Ever navigating to this page, I just wasted an hour on reflecting.
9. First time on skis going down a steep, about 45 degree angle sloped, long straight hill. Didn't learn how to slow down or barely ski. About to go down into the many bump place (dunno how to spell it, but its sounds like molegoles). Luckily I crashed into a some man before the bumps.
* More to come when I remember them <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> *
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again.
- Ahaha I'm so drukn SUYF
Just because the sauna is hot, doesn't mean you're immune to the -35c winter outside. And yes, a towel will save your prostate.
I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That sounds like a great reason to do shrooms again <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> Just get into a better mindset, get a sitter, and stay inside in a controlled environment. No idea why you were at your friends house and outside for the first time.
About 930PM, when I ate the dramamine, they surprised us with an impromptu night-fire exercise.
So by the time we start firing (like 1030pm), the drug is in full effect. I can barely see a few feet in front of me, and I'm performing a live fire combat exercise, unloading rounds quickly while walking and turning corners. I was basically bullishting the whole thing, just blasting into the murky darkness and pretending to know where my targets were. I shot them earlier that day, so I had an idea of where they were. Kind of. As we walked back from the range I was tripping over small pebbles and uneven dirt because I couldn't even see the ground.
All in all, a good learning experience.
school was closed :x
I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again.
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Yeesh.
Using hallucinogens without being very prepared in mind and body is indeed a dumb thing to do.
Went to school several times,finding out it was a holiday...
school was closed :x
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're such a rebel.
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I did shrooms tonight.
I saw people living in the walls and on the fake shrubs in my friends house. All of my friends turned into demons, and my body was being crushed by air.
I'm never doing shrooms again.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, you should really prepare right before doing 'shrooms, they're not a party drug.
oh dear the horror...what were you thinking?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The inside leaflets to Britney Spears albums are quite hot... or so I hear.
You're such a rebel.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hey im blonde,ppl just assume im stupid.
works for me <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=1602548:date=Jan 29 2007, 03:43 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 29 2007, 03:43 AM) [snapback]1602548[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
I bought a Britney Spears album a month ago.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
and for that David Hasselhoff will kill a million puppies D;
Not that i watch pr0n or listen to britney...
The worst i listen to is those two songs of the Darkness >.<
At least Britney isn't as stupid as buying Pr0n...
Not that i watch pr0n or listen to britney...
The worst i listen to is those two songs of the Darkness >.<
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You make less sense than my one and a half year old brother sometimes.
"Those two songs of the Darkness"? Oddly enough they have more than two songs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
That effected the hole relationship.
I regret it very much.
Big hug purple spot on the screen now... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
I also drank 4 cups of black coffee, I was wired the rest of the night.
You make less sense than my one and a half year old brother sometimes.
"Those two songs of the Darkness"? Oddly enough they have more than two songs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm rather partial to The Veronicas. And I never hear the end of it.
My worst musical thing though is that I have a Lindsay Lohan song on my computer.
Suicide is an option, but I don't think that would be enough of a solution, because my brain would still be around, making the chance of resurrection possible.
To the guy who says he did shrooms..sounds to me like you were fooled into acid.
To the guy who says he did shrooms..sounds to me like you were fooled into acid.
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Again, if you're that uneducated about the stuff, don't go <i>near</i> it.