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Wouldn't that mean when you actually pull up the bottle to take a swig the gun would be pointing at you?
Or you could have them buy the beer, rob <i>them</i> with the gun, and then drink the beer for yorself. It's a fool-proof plan of getting money for doing nothing! (...except robbery, but hey, since when did anyone get arrested for robbing people?) Then when their beer has been drunk (by you), you can give them the gun and say "Hah, it doesn't even work!" But it does really work - they just don't know it because you've miscommunicated to them that it doesn't. It's a brilliant plan...because you can say they robbed themselves!
...I say strap some TNT/M80s/C4 (...probably pretty hard to obtain that last one) to it and call it Awesome's Explosive Inebriator.
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Sorry, had to go to class, and I got really annoyed by this woman in a fur coat. I mean seriously, who wears a huge white real fur coat to a 9am psychology lecture in a london university? GOD! I felt like punching her in the face, the snob.
Anyway, how about we design a bottle that includes a pressure system that looks exactly like a real gun, only you put it in your mouth and squeeze the trigger, and beer shoots out, straight down your food pipe (I don't know if the real word gets bleeped like it does in the irc channel so I won't risk it). It bypasses your taste buds so you don't get the frankly awful taste of beer, but you STILL get drunk, and you get drunk on a manly beverage, not some preppy crap like alcopops.
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anyway, my Guinness is done. Time to go.
Ah, but the gun is pointed vertically, not towards you. So really you'd just be shooting some birds or a tree, which isn't a problem at all.
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Wouldn't that mean when you actually pull up the bottle to take a swig the gun would be pointing at you?
Or you could have them buy the beer, rob <i>them</i> with the gun, and then drink the beer for yorself. It's a fool-proof plan of getting money for doing nothing! (...except robbery, but hey, since when did anyone get arrested for robbing people?) Then when their beer has been drunk (by you), you can give them the gun and say "Hah, it doesn't even work!" But it does really work - they just don't know it because you've miscommunicated to them that it doesn't. It's a brilliant plan...because you can say they robbed themselves!
...I say strap some TNT/M80s/C4 (...probably pretty hard to obtain that last one) to it and call it Awesome's Explosive Inebriator.
Anyway, how about we design a bottle that includes a pressure system that looks exactly like a real gun, only you put it in your mouth and squeeze the trigger, and beer shoots out, straight down your food pipe (I don't know if the real word gets bleeped like it does in the irc channel so I won't risk it). It bypasses your taste buds so you don't get the frankly awful taste of beer, but you STILL get drunk, and you get drunk on a manly beverage, not some preppy crap like alcopops.
And "Brown smoothie" isn't a bad idea, I could even add peanuts and call it "Chunky Love".
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That makes me think of faeces.
Also, tastebuds are not your complete sense of taste, smell is a huge part of it.
i.e. Wasting perfectly good whisky.