The Complete "net-tez" Thread
Mercior
Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4019Members, Reinforced - Shadow
Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4019Members, Reinforced - Shadow
For those of you who havent had the pleasure of meeting one of the 4 "net-tez" retards (And thats probably all of you), allow me to give you a brief introduction:
"Net-Tez" are a gang of 4 13 year olds from england who think they are a "rage" clan such as myg0t, except they're about 1000 times stupider and have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Their "l33tz0r r4g3" tactics involove messaging people on IRC with their URL (www.net-tez.com) and (OMG!) posting sevral messages on the forums with goatse and tubgirl pictures! I would call it spamming, but the guy only managed about 6 posts here before he apparently got bored :/
The four boys get a kick from people "raging" as they call it. Don't post back abuse on their forums or start "net tez are wankers" threads, its exactly what they're trying to
encourage happening and you're lowering yourself to their level. Instead, I suggest you write an email to their forum & website hosts, I did this after one of them send me a
particularly retarded message on irc and subsequently had their website and forums removed from 4 or 5 hosts.
Heres a couple of classic quotes from the IRC conversation I had:
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[11:06] <Merc`zZZzZ> are you retarded?
[11:06] <[net-tez]theppb> lololol
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[11:21] <[net-tez]theppb> www.showip.com
[11:21] <[net-tez]theppb> tell me what your IP is
[11:22] <Merc`zZZzZ> sorry, i just have to stop for a second to laugh at you
[11:22] <Merc`zZZzZ> AHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[11:22] <[net-tez]theppb> answer me
[11:24] <Merc`zZZzZ> so you dont know how to grab someones IP in IRC, you are the member of a "cheating clan", you say "lolol" and you're 13....
[11:24] <[net-tez]theppb> I dont use irc much
[11:24] <Merc`zZZzZ> I dont think you use your brain much either
[11:24] <[net-tez]theppb> No i dont
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<i>Note: After telling him my IP and challenging him to fulfil his terrible hacking threats I got an attempt to send me a "net send" message (Which was ignored by my system of course). h4x!</i>
Their current host is <a href='http://www.servehttp.com' target='_blank'>http://www.servehttp.com</a> but I think their site has already been removed <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Net-Tez" are a gang of 4 13 year olds from england who think they are a "rage" clan such as myg0t, except they're about 1000 times stupider and have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Their "l33tz0r r4g3" tactics involove messaging people on IRC with their URL (www.net-tez.com) and (OMG!) posting sevral messages on the forums with goatse and tubgirl pictures! I would call it spamming, but the guy only managed about 6 posts here before he apparently got bored :/
The four boys get a kick from people "raging" as they call it. Don't post back abuse on their forums or start "net tez are wankers" threads, its exactly what they're trying to
encourage happening and you're lowering yourself to their level. Instead, I suggest you write an email to their forum & website hosts, I did this after one of them send me a
particularly retarded message on irc and subsequently had their website and forums removed from 4 or 5 hosts.
Heres a couple of classic quotes from the IRC conversation I had:
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[11:06] <Merc`zZZzZ> are you retarded?
[11:06] <[net-tez]theppb> lololol
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[11:21] <[net-tez]theppb> www.showip.com
[11:21] <[net-tez]theppb> tell me what your IP is
[11:22] <Merc`zZZzZ> sorry, i just have to stop for a second to laugh at you
[11:22] <Merc`zZZzZ> AHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[11:22] <[net-tez]theppb> answer me
[11:24] <Merc`zZZzZ> so you dont know how to grab someones IP in IRC, you are the member of a "cheating clan", you say "lolol" and you're 13....
[11:24] <[net-tez]theppb> I dont use irc much
[11:24] <Merc`zZZzZ> I dont think you use your brain much either
[11:24] <[net-tez]theppb> No i dont
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<i>Note: After telling him my IP and challenging him to fulfil his terrible hacking threats I got an attempt to send me a "net send" message (Which was ignored by my system of course). h4x!</i>
Their current host is <a href='http://www.servehttp.com' target='_blank'>http://www.servehttp.com</a> but I think their site has already been removed <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Comments
It's more funny than 'rage-inducing' or 'r4g3', or however they type it, to watch how hard they try, and how frustrated they get when people don't react.
Remember.. if you see any of 'em in a game, just ignore them as well as possible, while grabbing a WONID and screenshot for the server-op. They get the boot, and one of their list of WONIDs gets banned from your favorite server. Keep it up, and they'll run out after a while, leaving 'em staring at the 'Kicked: You are banned from this server' screen.
Above all. Don't react, regardless of what they may do. Just play the game as well as you can... after all, isn't that part of the fun? Especially if you succeed, when they're trying their flaccid hardest to screw up the team?
More like comedy gaschamber. This type of activity is extremely boring.
good going on banning their website. Ill make sure to mail the host and remind them to keep it banned. Someone want to go over to firearms and tell them to help out? i am sure they will be very happy to see net-tez burn in hell after all the trouble they caused over there.
Put them up against a real crew and watch them cry to their mommies <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Lettem take shots at the people with decent setups, they can't possibly have more than a T1...BWAHAHAHA <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Oh well...I guess the world is filled with those kinda peeps, amazes me its lasted this long before we got raided.
I disagree, I think they just need a hug.
I really do feel pity for these people. To think when I was 13, I was out frolicking in the garden building enormous crossbows out of bits of broken garages... ahhh the good old days <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Creep.
That's just plain wrong <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
...
I must confess... I used to rage a few StarCraft UMS games. Thoses were just too stupid (like Britney Madness , Kerrigan Pr0n , Godzilla v1.0051c in New York With Supah New Warriorz...) and maps were easy to exploit since they were poorly designed. An extremely skilled friend of mine introduced me to this sadistic way of ruining simpleton's leisure.
"I've never frolicked in my life"
OMG ROOOOOFL
I'm in stitches. I can just imagine Roob enjoying the beutiful sun and frolicking around a garbage can.
Anyhow, does anyone remember a particular "elite" scriptz0rz kiddy called Zenhack? He PM'ed me a while back saying that he had obtained my IP, my address and was coming to kick my ****. Well, it's been a couple of months now and so far, no one has rocked up with baseball bat.
The thing is that people that brag to this degree and make false claims of this magnitude are attention starved pre-pubescents that, as others have mentioned, should be ignored.
Ignore the annoying brats and they will go away, perhaps even get off the computer for long enough to see the sunlight play on their white pasty skin and be blinded by it. If we're lucky, they might even go back to school.
Point being: They are attention starved brats, do not give them the pleasure of the acknowledgment of their existence.
so the admin had some fun back, he would uberslap them ( an admin command that slaps you for 1 hp over and over untill your at 1 hp and it sets you down safely) and then bury them and we would run and kill them... fun... too bad their teammates couldnt join in the fun...
Frolocing is the maintstay of many western cultures in relieving stress. look at Sound of Music. Lots of frolocing there and they seemed happy enough. actaully i made that up, ive never ever seen the sound of music, are they happy people or not?
and now, bunnies
<img src='http://www.dmitchell.com/cards/bunnies.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
The family in The Sound of Music is happy enough, except for when they are being hunted by nazis.... although they still seem pretty joyous about that as well. I mean, they sing about whiskers on kittens while nazis are knocking at their door.
If the Sound of Music family had only played Wolfenstein... :-P
-[CosaNostra]Sinter
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Frolocing is the maintstay of many western cultures in relieving stress. look at Sound of Music. Lots of frolocing there and they seemed happy enough. actaully i made that up, ive never ever seen the sound of music, are they happy people or not?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If you have never seen the Sound of Music, then I have some advice.
Before dating someone, ask them their favorite movie. If they answer, "The Sound of Music", then
RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>127.0.0.1</span>
They'll nuke themselves <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->