Ariadne Guardpost

Marik_Steele · August 2003

*Hears Spinviper's inconsiderateness regarding Erin, and sighs*
"Sometimes I wonder where we pick up these kids.

Commander, glad to have you back. I agree there's something wrong with the aliens onboard, the Oni we met earlier hesitated a lot more than I would've expected before charging us. But did I hear you correctly? They don't have many hives?"

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

*turns to Ed*

"what i want to do is see if we can hack into the auto pilot and change the course. I need to knwo where the auto pilot contol panel is. The controls may be locked out, or just dead, so thats wherr mutter comes in, and you too comm. Because this part of the ship is entirely separate from the rest, i was wondering if it can be jetissoned, a kind of last ditch attempt to save some of the crew. If it can be, i have an idea."

xect · August 2003

Commander steps into chair. Starts speaking over comm system: "Well, let's put it this way, they DIDN'T have many hives. That's changed now, as far as scanning reveals. That place is crawling with hives, chambers and everything those creeps ever managed to put up. And we don't have any nodes in this department, we'll have to get in there just to get the equipment to fight back with, not a pleasant thought. All we can get now is an infantry portal or two. You know, maybe bailing out wasnt such a bad idea after all. The high command won't like it, but they never liked anything that didnt involve total victory and bringing back valuable research material. I'm not even gonna bother asking them, the choice is ours. Perhaps we should see if boggle and that civic puke gets the controls to work, might make us able to do something valuable after all. Haven't done much in this place. Can't help wondering what changed about them though, we'll have to report this when.... erhm ... if we get out.

P-Khan · August 2003

*Gives some Vodka to Darkness*
"Here you go. In Russia, when we lose someone close, we drink to their memory"
*takes a HUGE sip*
"Good having you back Commander"
*salutes commander*
"Hum... you said valuable research material?"
*pulls out mini-computer*
"I can connect this to a cable leading to the mainframe of the ship. The problem is, I won't be able to hack in. Then, we can foind any valuable material, such as videos of hoe the Onos appeared with one hive less."
*turns on scanner, but nothing reads*
"I say, overheat the engines and get the hell out of this place before it explodes"
*scanners starts beeping*
"Huh?"

By the way, the Russian, vodka thing I made up. And xect, is it OK if the scanner starts to read something? Cause you said that spyder might come in as the survivor.

Night_Shade · August 2003

Somebody's seen evolution recently... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>
*seeing the commander get up visibly brightens Night's spirits*
"Hey, commander. How you holding up?"
*looks around*
"Personally, I think we have all of zero chance of beating an infestation this well in place. But R&D are gonna be *really* **** if we blow up the only known Kharaa showing this weird behaviour. I have a suggestion. Ed, if you can get the autopilot controls back online, can you set them to maintain a position near the guardpost? That way R&D can do their thing if they really want to, and we still get out of here alive."
*looks at Terran quizzically*
"What's see-fore?"
I know what it is...but my character doesn't <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Mr_Headcrab · August 2003

"... That's GENIUS!"
*Ed jumps to his feet*
"If i can override the original programming on the autopilot, i can set this wreck up in a parkingf orbit around your station! GENIUS!"
*Ed starts heading for the door, muttering things to himself*
"Commander, Premission to attempt an override of the auto-nav?"
*Remembers that the ship is ultra infested*
"Crap! we're a flying roach motel, arent we? only feasible way, aside from rescue from the TSA side, would be the last remaining spaceworthy vessles, my 3"

PFCNublar · August 2003

"C4 is simply a shortened version of Composite 4. It's a plastic explosive, I believe. Very nice for blowing things up. We should be able to take down a hive with around...10 pounds. Of course, that's overkill, but I want to be sure it's down <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>."
*looks at Headcrab*
"Even if the ship wasn't ultra infested, and just infested, I don't think I'd be able to sleep back at the station knowing that a mile or so away, a tin can filled to the brim with evil nazi aliens is floating happily into the gravitational pull of the Station."
*yawns*
*glances at watch*
"Wow, logged in 14 hours of mission time already. I wish we could at least get a relief squad, or a hot meal..."
*starts daydreaming about food and a soft bed*

Lord_Darkness · August 2003

*sees Viper holdin Erin's body, takes out 229, loads different clip into it and points it at Viper's head at point-blank range*
"Drop her NOW! I AM NOT HAVING THE BODY OF MY FIANCE USED AS SKULK BAIT!! And if you're wondering, the bullets loaded into this thing now don't have Friendly-Fire. NOW DROP HER OR YOUR BRAINS ARE A JACKSON POLLOK!!"

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Aug 11 2003, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> *turns to Ed*

"what i want to do is see if we can hack into the auto pilot and change the course."  </td></tr></table> 
its nice to see people can come up with thier own ideas in here, although i wasnt planning to orbit it.

"I handn't thougt about orbiting it, i was planning to send this hunk o'junk into the star, but, night's idea seems a little more practical."

*looks at the controls, sees one marked autopilot*

"I think i've found the panel for the autopilot"

spinviper · August 2003

*Throws Erins Body at Dark's face*
"Here! It was too heavy anyhowss!!"
*Hugs commander chair*
" COMMANDER YOUR BACK!!!"

Night_Shade · August 2003

Xect, let me know if you don't want me pulling rank.
"Yeah, Terran, I normally wouldn't be either, but the guns on the station are powerful enough to turn this ship into
atoms. We'll be safe."
*thinks*
"Ed, Boggles was talking about separating this section of the ship from the rest. Can we use this part of the ship to dock with the guardpost and leave the rest in orbit?"
*looks at viper and darkness*
"Right, both of you calm down. Darkness, while I understand what you're going through right now, you have to pull it together! Viper, darnit, stop inciting the other team members. Do you understand a word I'm saying?"

Lord_Darkness · August 2003

*puts Erin's body down, puts 229 away*
"Sorry about that. There's just one thing I want to do."
*walks over to Viper, taps him on the shoulder, gives him a spin kick to the head as soon as he turns around*
"There. Now I'm happy."
*takes engagement ring off Erin, pulls out a piece of string, threads it through Erin's and his own ring and wears it as a necklace*
"[whisper]Why did you have to leave, Erin?[/whisper]"
*picks up helmet off the floor and puts it on, pushes hair into helmet to keep it out of the way*

spinviper · August 2003

*Tears of necklace and throws it in erins mouth*
" Thats for that kicK!!! Now she eat metal!!" *whispers to terran* "what we need is some scizzors to cut that guys hair!" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

*runs at viper, rugby tackles him to the floor and hits him hard on the back of the head with LMG. He falls to the floor, unconsious. grabs his arms, ties them behind his back, ties his feet together, stuffs a rag into his mouth and carries him over to a empty cupboard.*

*opens the door and drops him inside, then secures the door so he cant escape*

"You aer going to be hearing from your superiors about your conduct."

"hopefully that will shut him up"

yes, thats right, you have been character jacked. you wanna try to do something about it?

spinviper · August 2003

Xect!!! I need your l337 dming skillz!! help!! I didnt mean anyone harm in real life as u guys said this AGAINTS CHARACTERS ONLY not the person behind the PC

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

yes, this was "againts" your character. My character didnt like your attitude, so he shut your character up. i think i am not alone in my stance

spinviper · August 2003

But you cant JACK my chara you could have just told meH!

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (spinviper @ Aug 12 2003, 10:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> But you cant JACK my chara you could have just told meH! </td></tr></table>

yes, i can

tell you? we told you loads of times

Me:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>KNOCK IT OFF. VIPER, I SHALL HAVE YOU COURT MARTIALLED IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN."</td></tr></table>

P-Khan:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"You know, my cousin is a great shrink, you might wanna see him...."</td></tr></table>

Ed:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Dude, he's gonna throw you out an airlock, if he dont, than I will, so i suggest you shut it"</td></tr></table>

Me:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>*uses commander_slap on viper</td></tr></table>

Lord darkness:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>takes out 229, loads different clip into it and points it at Viper's head at point-blank range</td></tr></table>

Nightshade:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Viper, you are hereby ordered to stop inciting the other team members</td></tr></table>

Lord darkness:
<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>gives him a spin kick to the head </td></tr></table>

suddenly you cant take a hint

spinviper · August 2003

HAHHAHAHA. K. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

spinviper · August 2003

Next time tell me straitfoward in BOLd text. I am DUMB!

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

so i see...

ok
if you do not stop i will character jack your person

oops, too late

Night_Shade · August 2003

*Baleeted*

pEnGuiN_gab · August 2003

*Busts through the room*
"Anyone wondered why I was gone for so long?!?!"
*Pulls out 21st century Deagle in one hand and Uzi Sub-machine in the other*
"Before you ask, no, these weapons do not have friendly fire activated.
"The higher authorities sent me here to make sure you people do your job and to make sure you pansies aren't killed prematurely, if you get what I mean."
"But now.. theres been a change of plans.."
I think this can be open ended. My guns could be not loaded, I could be playing a prank, I could be a spy from the higher-ups, I could be a defunct, or maybe I just want to blow all of your brains out. You decide.

spinviper · August 2003

XECT OMG HELP MEH!!!!! I WONT TO IT ANYMOREE!!! Or this below will happen.

*awakes in closet*

*Fires LMG at breaks door open*

*Flings a knife at boggle's head, it hits instantly killing him*

*takes back knife and runs away*

*Hugs terran on the way out and says*

"Hope i will see you again buddy."

Night_Shade · August 2003

Oh dear god. I'm sorry to say it, xect, but I think another roleplay just crashed and burned.

spinviper · August 2003

No... i said What WOULD happen that didnt happen. Penguin is the wrong 1

Bogglesteinsky · August 2003

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (spinviper @ Aug 12 2003, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> XECT OMG HELP MEH!!!!! I WONT TO IT ANYMOREE!!! Or this below will happen.

*awakes in closet*

*Fires LMG at breaks door open*

*Flings a knife at boggle's head, it hits instantly killing him*

*takes back knife and runs away*

*Hugs terran on the way out and says*

"Hope i will see you again buddy."  </td></tr></table> 
how can you fire your lmg when you cant untie your hands?

and we were so close to the end as well

"a change of plans eh?"

*walks right up to penguin*

"You mind telling me what the hell is going on here?"

pEnGuiN_gab · August 2003

Not gonna do anything until i get go ahead from xect.. if not i'll dismiss it as a joke or smth

Marik_Steele · August 2003

Just be aware that if anyone continues to reject sane posting, I have the power to nuke large quantities of posts as I did before to bring things back on-track. All it takes is for Xect to tell me how far he wants us to go back. In addition, if a forum member is being particularly disruptive to the roleplaying, we can simply ignore anything they post until I get around to flat-out deleting it. All it takes is Xect labeling a person as not participating due to previous offenses.

Night_Shade · August 2003

*Baleeted*

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