*Edit* The Ring. Wing Commander. Star Trek: Nemesis. Star Trek: Insurrection. The movie at the end of the Zerg campaign in Starcraft. Any movie containing MonSe naked. Any movie containing Fam naked. Any movie containing Comprox naked.
The fanboys are just so damn annoying! "No way! Luke's X-Wing would've been blown to hell by that TIE fighter's TX-108 Tachyon laser cannons! The armor plating is only 2.4 par!" *Shivers in disgust*
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<!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Jun 5 2003, 08:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jun 5 2003, 08:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually any scifi movie that isint like Aliens or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Or Predator.
The Lord of the Rings series Soldier The Time Machine Star Wars series Men in Black II Minority Report Gone With the Wind Batman: Forever Batman and Robin
hated minority report?! sheesh i thought that movie was awesome.....
my black list would be any movie with the main actor/actress: Paulie Shore, Julia Robert, Jean Claude van Damme, Ben Afleck, Will Smith, Hallie Berry (sp?) etc.....
<!--QuoteBegin--roachems+Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (roachems @ Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hated minority report?! sheesh i thought that movie was awesome..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time.
<!--QuoteBegin--MedHead+Jun 6 2003, 06:09 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 6 2003, 06:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--roachems+Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (roachems @ Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hated minority report?! sheesh i thought that movie was awesome..... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It was a good movie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
My Puke list:
Any Movie featuring a pop star/rapper (Road trip anybody?)
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider
Every stupid Arnold movie except for Terminator (The first one)
Alien Resurrection (Coulda been good... baaaadddd cast)
<!--QuoteBegin--GWAR+Jun 6 2003, 12:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GWAR @ Jun 6 2003, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It was a good movie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Actually, even if I ignore the plot hole, I found it lacking. It was purposely overly grainy and colorless, the computer sytem was overly complex because they wanted it to look 'cool', the plot wasn't all that great anyway. The ending of the movie would have fit better if it ended with him in the tube at the prison. The happy sappy ending was stupid.
Wow, I'm afraid there's simply too many awful movies to post.
I'll go with what I've seen, and not what I've walked away from.
Hrm.
Plan 9 from Outer Space was horrendous, but that's so bad it's become funny. So I guess I can't count that, Oh, I got one, the TBS Original Movie or whatever, Counter Strike. Haha, that was so bad.
<!--QuoteBegin--MedHead+Jun 6 2003, 01:09 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 6 2003, 01:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--roachems+Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (roachems @ Jun 5 2003, 11:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hated minority report?! sheesh i thought that movie was awesome..... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> what was the plot hole??
the worst movies have to be ones with forgiegn actors in them trung to speak english and failing dismally. you never find out what they are saying becasuse you are too busy trying to find out what they are saying (if you get what i mean)
<!--QuoteBegin--MedHead+Jun 5 2003, 09:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 5 2003, 09:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The Lord of the Rings series <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ... Explain.
I've just remembered. One movie which I <i>utterly</i> despised. Reign of Fire. I can't think of a single good thing to say about this film. The plot was a sieve.
What was the plot hole in Minority Report? It's... kinda hard to explain. That movie left a bad taste in my mouth; I just didn't buy the story. For one thing, there's the paradox of trying to predict the future, which I didn't think was adequately explained (The Matrix Reloaded provides an environment in which the future can be predicted. Minority Report doesn't.). I... can't really explain what was wrong with it, but I know it was wrong. And that's not counting all the minor, irritating things.
<!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Jun 6 2003, 03:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Jun 6 2003, 03:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>BIODOME</span></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteBegin--Wierd Al Yankovic+ Alberquerque--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wierd Al Yankovic @ Alberquerque)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, I never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya, it was really great. Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excrutiatingly severe body odour, and the little kid in back kept throwing up the whole time, the flight attendant ran out of Dr Pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore. Oh yeah, and three of the engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plain exploded in a giant fireball and everybody DIED. Except for me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heh. Now I know what he's talking about <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Jun 5 2003, 10:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jun 5 2003, 10:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This topic's been done... but....
Manos: The Hands of Fate <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Great Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, though.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Plus, the 15-minute exposition at the end made me feel like I was being talked down to. I really didn't like walking out of a movie theater and feeling as though the people who made the movie thought I was dumb.
Other than that, Minority Report was a brilliant mix of Noir and Science Fiction. But those things are pretty big.
-Ryan!
"A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded." -- Tyne Daly
<!--QuoteBegin--z.x. bogglestiensky+Jun 6 2003, 02:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (z.x. bogglestiensky @ Jun 6 2003, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what was the plot hole?? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> If you haven't seen Minority Report, please watch the movie before reading. Spoilers ahead.
The opening cliff hanger for the movie is the fact that a red ball came out. Red balls mean that the murder is not pre-meditated, but is instead a crime of passion, and it becomes a race against time to stop the murder from happening, as you only have a few hours warning. Pre-meditated murders, however, have the name of the killer and victim printed on "normal" balls, there is plenty of warning beforehand, as well, as the murder is being actively planned, it becomes more and more real. The ball that was printed with the protagonist's name (Tom Cruise's character) is a "normal" ball, and we are given 30 hours worth of warning before the murder. Yet the murder would have been a crime of passion, so we should have had only a couple hours warning, and seen a red ball. One could argue that it was a suicide, and it was a pre-meditated suicide, but then you have the issue of distance in the "vision" of the future portrayed between the anonymous guy in the hotel room and Tom Cruise's character (whose name I still can't recall). If it was a suicide, the vision should have shown the guy much closer to Tom Cruise. Besides which, Tom Cruise's character's name was printed on the "murderer" ball. If it was a suicide predicted as pre-meditated, the murder and victim's name should have matched.
I hope that made sense. If not, someone else might be able to explain it better, or let me know, and I'll try explaining it again. I'm tired and barely coherent.
-Ryan!
One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic. -- Josef Stalin
Oh. I don't remember any distinction about the colour of the balls. I seem to remember something else being pretty wrong about it, but this'll do <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
minority report (honestly only because i can remember the first 20 minutes or so, then i must have felt asleep) dog soldiers (dunno, just crap) wingcommander black knight (thought great medieval movie, but its just crap) reign of fire
I've seen too many bad movies to remember them all. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> They're just...soo crappy! *pretends to cry
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Waterworld, omg hes land sick!
Any steven seagal.
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The Ring.
Wing Commander.
Star Trek: Nemesis.
Star Trek: Insurrection.
The movie at the end of the Zerg campaign in Starcraft.
Any movie containing MonSe naked.
Any movie containing Fam naked.
Any movie containing Comprox naked.
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Starwars
The fanboys are just so damn annoying! "No way! Luke's X-Wing would've been blown to hell by that TIE fighter's TX-108 Tachyon laser cannons! The armor plating is only 2.4 par!" *Shivers in disgust*
Or Predator.
The Lord of the Rings series
Soldier
The Time Machine
Star Wars series
Men in Black II
Minority Report
Gone With the Wind
Batman: Forever
Batman and Robin
my black list would be any movie with the main actor/actress: Paulie Shore, Julia Robert, Jean Claude van Damme, Ben Afleck, Will Smith, Hallie Berry (sp?) etc.....
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Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time.
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Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It was a good movie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
My Puke list:
Any Movie featuring a pop star/rapper (Road trip anybody?)
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider
Every stupid Arnold movie except for Terminator (The first one)
Alien Resurrection (Coulda been good... baaaadddd cast)
Actually, even if I ignore the plot hole, I found it lacking. It was purposely overly grainy and colorless, the computer sytem was overly complex because they wanted it to look 'cool', the plot wasn't all that great anyway. The ending of the movie would have fit better if it ended with him in the tube at the prison. The happy sappy ending was stupid.
I'll go with what I've seen, and not what I've walked away from.
Hrm.
Plan 9 from Outer Space was horrendous, but that's so bad it's become funny.
So I guess I can't count that, Oh, I got one, the TBS Original Movie or whatever, Counter Strike.
Haha, that was so bad.
(am I the only person in the world who loved Waterworld?)
People can like that movie...
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I really didn't care much for that movie, but I wouldn't say it was awful.
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Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
what was the plot hole??
the worst movies have to be ones with forgiegn actors in them trung to speak english and failing dismally. you never find out what they are saying becasuse you are too busy trying to find out what they are saying (if you get what i mean)
...
Explain.
What was the plot hole in Minority Report? It's... kinda hard to explain. That movie left a bad taste in my mouth; I just didn't buy the story. For one thing, there's the paradox of trying to predict the future, which I didn't think was adequately explained (The Matrix Reloaded provides an environment in which the future can be predicted. Minority Report doesn't.). I... can't really explain what was wrong with it, but I know it was wrong. And that's not counting all the minor, irritating things.
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You know, I never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya, it was really great. Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excrutiatingly severe body odour, and the little kid in back kept throwing up the whole time, the flight attendant ran out of Dr Pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore. Oh yeah, and three of the engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plain exploded in a giant fireball and everybody DIED. Except for me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heh. Now I know what he's talking about <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
my hate list...
anything girly.
windtalkers.
any movie NOT starring JCVD
Manos: The Hands of Fate <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Great Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, though.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Minority Report had one of the BIGGEST plot holes I've seen in some time.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
*Cough*Can'tpredict30hoursinadvanceanynon-premeditatedmurdersaswasintroducedbytheOPENINGCLIFFHANGER.*Cough*
Plus, the 15-minute exposition at the end made me feel like I was being talked down to. I really didn't like walking out of a movie theater and feeling as though the people who made the movie thought I was dumb.
Other than that, Minority Report was a brilliant mix of Noir and Science Fiction. But those things are pretty big.
-Ryan!
"A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle,
yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded."
-- Tyne Daly
If you haven't seen Minority Report, please watch the movie before reading. Spoilers ahead.
The opening cliff hanger for the movie is the fact that a red ball came out. Red balls mean that the murder is not pre-meditated, but is instead a crime of passion, and it becomes a race against time to stop the murder from happening, as you only have a few hours warning. Pre-meditated murders, however, have the name of the killer and victim printed on "normal" balls, there is plenty of warning beforehand, as well, as the murder is being actively planned, it becomes more and more real. The ball that was printed with the protagonist's name (Tom Cruise's character) is a "normal" ball, and we are given 30 hours worth of warning before the murder. Yet the murder would have been a crime of passion, so we should have had only a couple hours warning, and seen a red ball. One could argue that it was a suicide, and it was a pre-meditated suicide, but then you have the issue of distance in the "vision" of the future portrayed between the anonymous guy in the hotel room and Tom Cruise's character (whose name I still can't recall). If it was a suicide, the vision should have shown the guy much closer to Tom Cruise. Besides which, Tom Cruise's character's name was printed on the "murderer" ball. If it was a suicide predicted as pre-meditated, the murder and victim's name should have matched.
I hope that made sense. If not, someone else might be able to explain it better, or let me know, and I'll try explaining it again. I'm tired and barely coherent.
-Ryan!
One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic.
-- Josef Stalin
minority report (honestly only because i can remember the first 20 minutes or so, then i must have felt asleep)
dog soldiers (dunno, just crap)
wingcommander
black knight (thought great medieval movie, but its just crap)
reign of fire
I see bad movie.