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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    By reading all that you guys runied a perfectly enjoyable movie for me. GG.
  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tiio+Jun 6 2003, 01:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tiio @ Jun 6 2003, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As for the 1 hour vs 3 days thing: they explain that in the movie, sometimes the precogs see murders very early or nearly too late. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, and they explain it at the very beginning of the movie. Pre-meditated murders are seen several hours, sometimes a few days, in advance. Crimes of passion are seen only a few hours in advance.

    What would this murder have been?

    -Ryan!


    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
    -- Rita Mae Brown
  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Jun 6 2003, 01:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Jun 6 2003, 01:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Evil Dead: Army of Darkness is a cult classic <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990704' target='_blank'>And how.</a>

    -Ryan!


    My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
    -- Joe Weinstein
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I'd say Jason X. I actually laughed at some of it cause it was so bad. Pretty weird too. Jason and the other main woman get frozen in an active military facility and don't found for 400 years?! Some of the women look OK though, that's probably the best thing about it.
  • PookiePookie Join Date: 2002-03-16 Member: 322Members
    That's Easy, Bridges of Madison County

    I cant believe clint was such a wuss...
  • Chopper_Dave1Chopper_Dave1 Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2353Members
    Joe Versus the Volcano

    *shudders*
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    I only watched the movie once, and it was when it came out, so I'm a bit rusty. I had it all thought out when I saw the movie.

    Sure, perhaps it was a self fulfilling prophecy. The Oracle did a self fulfilling prophecy that took only a few seconds, and depended on Neo to turn quickly. In the case of Minority Report, it wasn't a case of a few seconds. Throughout the movie, I wanted to scream to Tom's character to STOP LOOKING FOR THIS GUY. It was obviously a setup!

    I don't understand why the struggle wasn't shown. Didn't the scissors guy as a crime of passion get a lot of time shown? Didn't it show the time before the murder, as well as during? I don't remember it doing that with Tom's character.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lady_lazarus+Jun 7 2003, 01:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lady_lazarus @ Jun 7 2003, 01:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the bourne identity....the worlds stupidest film EVER, in the history of mankind...although it did start to border on funny at times. my favourite part being when he killed the large knife wielding maniac hitman with a bic biro. who would've thought that those biros could be so dangerous?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What?! The Bourne Identity pwned! It was a great action\spy movie, but wasn't ridiculously over-the-top. Come on, in the (obligarory) car chase there were no blazing fireballs, and the hero's car was a mini!

    Anyway, he didn't kill the assassin with a biro. He just stabbed him in the hand with it to make him drop his knife. The assassin jumped out the window.
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    ahh, Minority Report, a great movie based on a short story by a skitzo (P.K.D.)


    Ok, so far as I understand it, you guys seem to think that the plothole is in the murder of Crow and how he's killed and whatnot.

    Anderson (that is, Tom Cruise) first see's this crime in the precog screen. It doesn't show a struggle and whatnot, because by the very knowledge that he would kill someone it instantly BECAME pre-meditated. The self-fufilling prophecy. I have seen this movie a few times and so far as I can understand, Crow dies from a gunshot from Anderson's gun. Because it was Anderson's choice to be there, and to not kill Crow, it was a pre-meditated crime of passion. The only reason it would be relatively pre-meditated is because of the various elements surrounding crow, such as the fact that he is said to be the kidnapper of Anderson's kid, which would make Anderson want to kill him, regardless of identity!

    Fools!
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    If you want to talk about crappy spy movies, look no further than The Recruit, the plot was so friggin predictable.
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    I definitely-definitely-definitely like <i>Rain Man</i>.

    But utterly was bored to tears by <i>Apocalypse Now</i>.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Any movie with the Highlander title that isn't the first one
    xXx.
  • Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
    u wanna no bad movies, here's my list of em

    6th sense
    star wars -new ones more
    alien 3- no guns except at the end
    judge dredd- stallone cant talk right
    platoon- tries 2 be apocalypse now and full metal jacket but fails... miserably
    final fantasy- plotline = <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
    jurrasic park- pick 1 they all suck
    spaceballs- funny it isnt
    deep blue sea- its called put cyanide in the water
    charlie's angels- crap series, crap film
    <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--[DRS]Lt.S.Owen+Jun 8 2003, 01:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([DRS]Lt.S.Owen @ Jun 8 2003, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> spaceballs- funny it isnt
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG DIE!
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Sorry, but criticising <i>any</i> movie based on stories by P. K. D*ck (such as Minority Report, Blade Runner, or Matrix) for plotholes or 'unrealistic' plot devices is just missing the point.

    Anyway, the worst movie I ever watched was 'The Wave' - a pathetic movie on a pathetic book on a pathetic 'real story'.
  • An_Experienced_NewbieAn_Experienced_Newbie Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11383Members
    "Dante's Peak"

    I think its an old movie but I actually fell asleep from that one and I'm somewhat an Insomiac!
  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    Dante's Peak was f'n TERRIBLE.


    This isn't hated by many people but here's MY most hated movie


    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>The Fast and The Furious</b></span>


    YARGGGGG!
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Jun 9 2003, 05:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jun 9 2003, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sorry, but criticising <i>any</i> movie based on stories by P. K. D*ck (such as Minority Report, Blade Runner, or Matrix) for plotholes or 'unrealistic' plot devices is just missing the point.

    Anyway, the worst movie I ever watched was 'The Wave' - a pathetic movie on a pathetic book on a pathetic 'real story'. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh come on, you can't put The Matrix in the same category. The whole reason why The Matrix is so freaking awesome is that it doesn't have any plot holes. The whole fun is to go through afterwards and work the holes out of it (the same can be said for Neon Genesis Evangelion (*drool*) ).

    Was the move of The Wave really that bad? I thought the book was very good... You can't exactly criticise how good a real story is, because it really happened. I mean it's not as if you can say that there are plot holes, or that the plot was unrealistic <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    guys... GUYS

    if some guy hates the movie you loved, then just be content that the ******* is missing out on a beautiful movie

    and on that note, matrix rocked.
  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Jun 9 2003, 12:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 9 2003, 12:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The whole reason why The Matrix is so freaking awesome is that it doesn't have any plot holes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The <a href='http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=194' target='_blank'>laws of conservation of energy</a> would choose to differ with you, which dictate the machines couldn't possibly get more energy out from us then they were pumping into us, making us a very unreliable and inefficient power source. Not to mention the <a href='http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=193' target='_blank'>geniuses who supposedly started the chain of events.</a> And, of course, there's plain old <a href='http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030512' target='_blank'>common sense</a>.

    Granted, however, the movie DOES <a href='http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030514' target='_blank'>make for a very nifty premise</a>. But to say there are no plot holes would be more than a stretch. And that's not even getting into Matrix: Reloaded.

    Ugh.

    I don't know if my expectations were just too high, or if the movie honestly sucked, but I'm waiting for video to find out.

    -Ryan!


    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
    -- Mark Twain
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    They would't need to pump <i>any</i> energy into us, all they need to do is give us food and air (which is explained in the first matrix), and its not so hard to believe that they could figure out an energy efficient way of running the matrix, and they couldn't use cows because, like you said, almost all animals and plantlife is dead, as was explained in the first movie, the machines were solar powered, so it was common sense to think that they wouldn't last very long without the sun, apparently the humans underestimated the machine's ability to adapt, so in short: no plot holes.
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    Where are they getting food? No plant life = no food.

    If they can adapt to suck the energy out of humans don't you think they could atleast make some sort of nuclear reactor?
  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 6 2003, 01:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 6 2003, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can't forget the other classic lines.

    "Clatu Verata N... N... it's an 'N' word. N... N... It's definitely an "N" word. Klatu Verata Nrmnphnfhr..."


    "...so what's a few syllabyls?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which in itself is a quote from the cult '50s sci fi epic "The day the Earth stood still"

    Gort!

    Gort!

    Klatuu Verada Nikto!
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    As I said, it was explained in the first movie, the machines turn the dead into goo and feed it to the living (eww), the machines don't use nuclear reactors for the same reason they don't use coal plants, the resouces are depleted.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I think some people kinda miss the point. You know that ole' film, The Matrix and it's sequels? Might of heard of them, i heard they did pretty good in the box office. Well, i did a little research (hard to do on such an anonymous film) and i came up with this:
    It's science-<b>fiction</b>

    You know, that old thing. Fiction, as in, not real. Star wars is one of these as well (old film, many of you won't of heard of it), hence the ships that can fly in space pretty much infinately without needing to refuel, and for some reason, they go faster when the wings are shut (no friction in space Mr.Lucas) and before you go on about how the wings being shut turns the weapons off so more power can go to the engines, i really, really dont care. Fact is, if you hate a science fiction film because it doesn't make sense, there is really something wrong in your head.

    Anyway, my most hated film(s) of all time...

    Annoconda
    Arachniphobia (sp?)
    The sequel to annaconda (cobra or sommat)
    that one about killer-bees
    that one about killer, mutant, army grown piranahs

    and pretty much every movie on this page: <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/reviews/' target='_blank'>http://www.somethingawful.com/reviews/</a>
    Except that i kinda liked Lawnmower Man 2 (i'm sad, so, so very sad)

    AND! in the matrix, why aren't the agents 40 foot tall killer evil death machines with big glowy eyes? And the machines should put norton or VAC or sommat on the Matrix servers, cos Neo and his "krew" are just hax0rz
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Lets not forget that there is no air in space, so there is no sound and exposion fireballs, but then again, it would be boring without them. <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->AND! in the matrix, why aren't the agents 40 foot tall killer evil death machines with big glowy eyes? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> To be inconspicuous?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    they could turn into those big stompy robots, kill the people they're after, and wipe the memories of all the people who saw it. And those twins, they can walk through walls, they are far better than the current agents, why aren't there loads of them?
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    It would be way too hard to wipe the memory of everyone who saw it, and in case you didn't notice, those ghost guys are also far wierder than the regular agents.
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SiLeNcEr-7+Jun 10 2003, 10:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SiLeNcEr-7 @ Jun 10 2003, 10:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As I said, it was explained in the first movie, the machines turn the dead into goo and feed it to the living (eww), the machines don't use nuclear reactors for the same reason they don't use coal plants, the resouces are depleted. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A human does not produse that much nutrients to feed a person more then a couple weeks. The human body is not a perfect machine and energy is lost as heat. Food is energy, if you use the law of conservation of energy in chemical reactions every amount of energy you take is then lost from the system so even if the human body is flawlessly efficient which it is far from your still going to loose your source of food. So therfore they cannot do that more then a couple times.

    Lets say they have fusion now. H2O + electralosis = Hydrogen, use that as fuel as nuclear fuel.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    ...So they collect and convert the "lost" heat energy... durrr...
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