Jumped in the comm chair when I realised no-one else wanted the job, and decided to relocate to engine hive, as the aliens had feedwater atmos would be hard to hold, anyway all my marines kept doing was going to atmos, managed to get one to engine and built a phase but that got chomped as no-one went through. Only later on in the game did i realise that I was in a foriegn server, where almost no-one spoke english, not only did they find it difficult to understand the game, but couldn't understand what I was telling them to do <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Blinking into the pit in the marine start of nothing <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
and we lost the second hive soon after that, too /cry
Probably the most embarassing game mishap I've been apart of was when I was going rambo through ns_nothing because our team had completely lost the game and I was looking for a place to hide when I came across a gestating alien. As soon as I turned the corner it turned to face me obviously surprise. I unloaded my whole clip and killed it. Shortly afterwards I saw in the console:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I WAS GOING ONOS! I ONLY HAD 3 BARS LEFT!! **** YOU, ****!!!"
Moral of this story is: Better to keep quiet and let people think you are a fool, than open your mouth and let them know you are actually an even bigger fool for wasting 80 freaking res gestating near the marine start.
<!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Jun 27 2003, 08:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 27 2003, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can't think of my most embarrasing moment, so I'll just pass along a funny one instead, not even about NS:
One time I was playing Urban Terror (q3 mod) and my dad came in and was uncharacteristically intersted in what I was doing. So he convinced me to let him try, so the next round I did. I talked him through selecting his equipment, and even got him to look around with the mouse (no small miracle, considering he refers to MS Word as the typewriter, and treats it as such ala deleting an entire document instead of backspacing). So just when I'm going over weapon switching he experiments with the mouse.
End result is he looks directly at the ground, throws a grenade, and TK's his entire team at round start. heh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Your father is t3h 3v1l.
Funniest thing: I was marienes, our team was dead. I was their last hope, i had full health + armor, ha and hmg and they only had one hive so i start shooting and doging sulks trying to sustain the least damage and i jumped into the pit of doom at riene spwan <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
erm... not sure I should admit to this but... as commander all the marines bravely fighting off fades from our Tf just outside a hive hen I click recycle rather than upgrade to siege. We are low on res so I couldn't just dump another... rather than admit my n00bness I let them fight it out teling them it was upgrading until the Tf disapeared at which point I exclaimed "damn - a skulk got it! Never mind, nice try marines." The game went downhill from there. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
oh and there was the first time I went onos... tyhought I'd go and kick arse but instead met a marine who had run out of ammo just outside marine base. I repeatedly missed him for about half an hour until eventually he knifed me to death <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--relsan+Jun 27 2003, 08:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (relsan @ Jun 27 2003, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Probably the most embarassing game mishap I've been apart of was when I was going rambo through ns_nothing because our team had completely lost the game and I was looking for a place to hide when I came across a gestating alien. As soon as I turned the corner it turned to face me obviously surprise. I unloaded my whole clip and killed it. Shortly afterwards I saw in the console:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I WAS GOING ONOS! I ONLY HAD 3 BARS LEFT!! **** YOU, ****!!!"
Moral of this story is: Better to keep quiet and let people think you are a fool, than open your mouth and let them know you are actually an even bigger fool for wasting 80 freaking res gestating near the marine start. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> same story, but i managed to kill TWO onos-to-bes <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->...both are right outside a dying marine base, behind a few webs and right next to each other <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Maus Most of my mishaps are piddling little things like jumping down holes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->X_Stickman Either way, i was in the marine spawn and had just killed about 5-6 people and i was happy, so happy in fact i was bouncing around. I never saw how close i got to the edge of that pit.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->z.x. bogglestiensky i dropped an hmg down the hole in ns_nothing and then watching them go down and try to get it
i tried hovaring without flapping (sorry, it just slipped out) in the pit with a jet pack, but my "elite" fps was not quite high enough.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Windelkron Blinking into the pit in the marine start of nothing<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Icarus I was their last hope, i had full health + armor, ha and hmg and they only had one hive so i start shooting and doging sulks trying to sustain the least damage and i jumped into the pit of doom at riene spawn<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My, I wonder what has casued the most deaths in that map, Aliens, Marines, or the giant pit of doom.
heh, I remember I was trying to siege from marine start in bast, and instead of "siege" I kept clicking "recycle." I couldn't figure out what was going on, the TF just kept disappearing lol. I must have built and recycled at least 3 TFs before I figured out what happened. We won anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ok, I'm the only skulk alive left in this clan match at one point, so every single person in my clan is spectating me. It's on ns_nothing and the rest of my team had just hit their base and we got the IP and rest of the structures down, at the time, the Marines are not spawning in.
So I'm heading to their base to finish the job and win us the game, and I come to this elevator. Dont' know the exact name, but it's the one that comes up near the vent that leads to MS. The elevator down, so I run up to the button and I'm like, aiming at the button, but the damn thing won't press. It took me like 10 seconds to get the damn elevator going up and my whole clan is yelling at me over voicecomm. Felt like a meganoob, but I went on to kill the comm out of the chair building the IP and finish the game.
<!--QuoteBegin--Duff-Man+Jun 27 2003, 10:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Jun 27 2003, 10:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok, I'm the only skulk alive left in this clan match at one point, so every single person in my clan is spectating me. It's on ns_nothing and the rest of my team had just hit their base and we got the IP and rest of the structures down, at the time, the Marines are not spawning in.
So I'm heading to their base to finish the job and win us the game, and I come to this elevator. Dont' know the exact name, but it's the one that comes up near the vent that leads to MS. The elevator down, so I run up to the button and I'm like, aiming at the button, but the damn thing won't press. It took me like 10 seconds to get the damn elevator going up and my whole clan is yelling at me over voicecomm. Felt like a meganoob, but I went on to kill the comm out of the chair building the IP and finish the game.
Haven't seen ya lately though <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
haha, anyways
Yea, mine has to be a story told before, bhing around and falling into pit of doom
<!--QuoteBegin--Xzilen+Jun 28 2003, 08:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xzilen @ Jun 28 2003, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]Rawr Duff! Your always so damned cool <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->[...] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> He's Duff-man, the beverage-superhero! How could he not be cool?
Well, for me, there was the time when I was planting mines all around me, when suddenly one of them went off.
And then there's the time where blinked into the green water in power silo and tried in vain to get out.
And then there's the time where I was practicing with my jp. I would go to a tall room (like silo) and let myself fall until the last moment. Well, I had bad timing.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I should also mention the time when I was in a hurry as a skulk in nothing. I was heading to the vent that goes from the quad lift (the one with the 2 bottomless pits and the res node). Well, when I jumped across the pit, I sort of, well missed. This would have been ok, if it wasn't for the fact that I did it a couple more times later on.
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
I was trying to block shipping tunnel, and failed miserably....
oh, and I was temp-comming, and I upgraded the armoury, micromanaged for a sec, dropped health, meds, res nodes, etc, and then I recyled the armoury right when it was done upgrading by accident, needless to say I got out of the chair
dod_avalanche, the whole team barring the sniper had massed together for a big rush to cap the all-imporant centre flag. I heard an enemy coming up the hill toward us, so pulled out a grenade, and got shot just as I was about to throw it, dropping the nade - 6 grenade TKs and an instant banning from the server for teamkilling.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dod_avalanche, the whole team barring the sniper had massed together for a big rush to cap the all-imporant centre flag. I heard an enemy coming up the hill toward us, so pulled out a grenade, and got shot just as I was about to throw it, dropping the nade - 6 grenade TKs and an instant banning from the server for teamkilling. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Maus+Jun 29 2003, 11:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maus @ Jun 29 2003, 11:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dod_avalanche, the whole team barring the sniper had massed together for a big rush to cap the all-imporant centre flag. I heard an enemy coming up the hill toward us, so pulled out a grenade, and got shot just as I was about to throw it, dropping the nade - 6 grenade TKs and an instant banning from the server for teamkilling. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> And I thought things like that only happen to me. *snif* BROTHER!
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and we lost the second hive soon after that, too /cry
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I WAS GOING ONOS! I ONLY HAD 3 BARS LEFT!! **** YOU, ****!!!"
Moral of this story is: Better to keep quiet and let people think you are a fool, than open your mouth and let them know you are actually an even bigger fool for wasting 80 freaking res gestating near the marine start.
One time I was playing Urban Terror (q3 mod) and my dad came in and was uncharacteristically intersted in what I was doing. So he convinced me to let him try, so the next round I did. I talked him through selecting his equipment, and even got him to look around with the mouse (no small miracle, considering he refers to MS Word as the typewriter, and treats it as such ala deleting an entire document instead of backspacing). So just when I'm going over weapon switching he experiments with the mouse.
End result is he looks directly at the ground, throws a grenade, and TK's his entire team at round start. heh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your father is t3h 3v1l.
I was their last hope, i had full health + armor, ha and hmg and they only had one hive so i start shooting and doging sulks trying to sustain the least damage and i jumped into the pit of doom at riene spwan <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
as commander all the marines bravely fighting off fades from our Tf just outside a hive hen I click recycle rather than upgrade to siege. We are low on res so I couldn't just dump another... rather than admit my n00bness I let them fight it out teling them it was upgrading until the Tf disapeared at which point I exclaimed "damn - a skulk got it! Never mind, nice try marines." The game went downhill from there. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
If you were under my command, sorry!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I WAS GOING ONOS! I ONLY HAD 3 BARS LEFT!! **** YOU, ****!!!"
Moral of this story is: Better to keep quiet and let people think you are a fool, than open your mouth and let them know you are actually an even bigger fool for wasting 80 freaking res gestating near the marine start. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
same story, but i managed to kill TWO onos-to-bes <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->...both are right outside a dying marine base, behind a few webs and right next to each other <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Most of my mishaps are piddling little things like jumping down holes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->X_Stickman
Either way, i was in the marine spawn and had just killed about 5-6 people and i was happy, so happy in fact i was bouncing around. I never saw how close i got to the edge of that pit.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->z.x. bogglestiensky
i dropped an hmg down the hole in ns_nothing and then watching them go down and try to get it
i tried hovaring without flapping (sorry, it just slipped out) in the pit with a jet pack, but my "elite" fps was not quite high enough.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Windelkron
Blinking into the pit in the marine start of nothing<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Icarus
I was their last hope, i had full health + armor, ha and hmg and they only had one hive so i start shooting and doging sulks trying to sustain the least damage and i jumped into the pit of doom at riene spawn<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My, I wonder what has casued the most deaths in that map, Aliens, Marines, or the giant pit of doom.
So I'm heading to their base to finish the job and win us the game, and I come to this elevator. Dont' know the exact name, but it's the one that comes up near the vent that leads to MS. The elevator down, so I run up to the button and I'm like, aiming at the button, but the damn thing won't press. It took me like 10 seconds to get the damn elevator going up and my whole clan is yelling at me over voicecomm. Felt like a meganoob, but I went on to kill the comm out of the chair building the IP and finish the game.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
So I'm heading to their base to finish the job and win us the game, and I come to this elevator. Dont' know the exact name, but it's the one that comes up near the vent that leads to MS. The elevator down, so I run up to the button and I'm like, aiming at the button, but the damn thing won't press. It took me like 10 seconds to get the damn elevator going up and my whole clan is yelling at me over voicecomm. Felt like a meganoob, but I went on to kill the comm out of the chair building the IP and finish the game.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Rawr Duff! Your always so damned cool <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Haven't seen ya lately though <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
haha, anyways
Yea, mine has to be a story told before, bhing around and falling into pit of doom
He's Duff-man, the beverage-superhero! How could he not be cool?
And then there's the time where blinked into the green water in power silo and tried in vain to get out.
And then there's the time where I was practicing with my jp. I would go to a tall room (like silo) and let myself fall until the last moment. Well, I had bad timing.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I should also mention the time when I was in a hurry as a skulk in nothing. I was heading to the vent that goes from the quad lift (the one with the 2 bottomless pits and the res node). Well, when I jumped across the pit, I sort of, well missed. This would have been ok, if it wasn't for the fact that I did it a couple more times later on.
oh, and I was temp-comming, and I upgraded the armoury, micromanaged for a sec, dropped health, meds, res nodes, etc, and then I recyled the armoury right when it was done upgrading by accident, needless to say I got out of the chair
ROFLMAO
And I thought things like that only happen to me. *snif* BROTHER!