Ns Trash Talk
bon_Homme
Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17543Members
Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17543Members
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anyways,
Your skulks suck so much, I thought they were babblers!
lmao, thats going to become a classic. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Your commander is so dumb he thinks armory humping should be rated R
heh j/k all funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Marines have guns as substitutes for things they don't have."
I didn't get it at first, but think about it...
Wait a min... this isn't a joke! It's a real life quote!
LOL
Our gorge is so fat, its called "mobile wall of lame".
Our gorge is so fat, it needs 3 lerks for lerklift.
Our gorge is so fat, it includes an own resorce node.
Our gorge is so fat, it has an own moon.
Our gorge is so fat, its blabblers look like onoses.
Our gorge is so fat, it builds Sensory first, to cloak, shamed about its fatness.
Our gorge is so fat, it builds a refridgerator next.
Our gorge is so fat, redemption gets exhausted.
Our gorge is so fat, its location info shows up 2 or 3 locations most time.
Our gorge is so fat, Reinhold mesmer says "no way, I cant get up there".
Our gorge is so fat, Fades dont say "heal me fatteh" they say "omg, you are fat".
Our gorge is so fat, even 4 grenades cant make it move away.
Our gorge is so fat, marines place mines on it for fun.
Our gorge is so fat, you need a high fps jetpack to reach the top.
Our gorge is so fat, it has an own location name "fat gorge".
Our gorge is so fat, it can not stack structures, because that requires jumping.
Our gorge is so fat, aliens say "get out of my way" in Refinery.
Our gorge is so fat, marines relocate on its back.
Our gorge is so fat, Marines think its the boss-monster of this level.
Our gorge is so fat, marines dont hunt it, they just visit.
Our gorge is so fat, at night it asks the hive "honney, do I look fat?".
Our gorge is so fat, IF it moves its talking about "relocating to....".
Our gorge is so fat, it breaks elevators.
Our gorge is so fat, it has an own map.
Our gorge is so fat, it has 9000 health and a health bar in %.
Our gorge is so fat, it requires 4 hives to spawn.
Our gorge is so fat, it envys Onoses.
Our gorge is so fat, bullets bounce back when they hit him.
Our gorge is so fat, it cant use phasegates.
Our gorge is so fat, you cant even pin it with a command console.
Our gorge is so fat, players dont save res for onos, they save res for a second fat gorge.
Your lerks are so lazy , they ask the marine comm for a jetpack
Your skulks are so slow , they are targetted by siege turrets
Your skulks are so weak , their parasites flee the marines they hit
Your fades are so cute , linux users refuse to shoot them
Your fades are so fragile , they get redeemed when a marine points a flashlight at them
Your oni are so nice , the marines use them as mass transport
Your oni are so feeble , the TSA organized a corrida in the viaduct hive
Your gorge is so fat , when it asks for help to climb a vent everyone says NO !
Your gorge is so poor , it can't evolve back to skulk
Your comm is so noob , he thinks he's a B-52 commando and ammo spams the alien team
Your comm is so noob , he uses /stuck to logout
Your comm is such a haxor , he gives a weld target WP on the hive to his HA squad
Your comm is so slow , he relocates in the ready room
Your marines are such cowards , the aliens can spot the F4ers in the ready room with SoF
Your marines are so noob , the aliens evolve to onos inside the marine base when they're hungry
"Your gorg is so fat a whole lmg clip emptied into him only adds iron to his diet.... and maybe some gas with indigestion."
Your commander is so stupid he gave himself a HMG/HA and rambo'ed off, never to be seen again... Wait a minute! This really happens!
You Marines are so cowardly you have primary fire reassigned to enter Ready Room!
Your commander is so stupid he relocated to Marine start.
Your Gorge is such a n00b he ran into the Marine spawn to buy an AWP from the armory.
Your Gorge is so dirty, it doesn't know whether to spit or swallow.
Your Gorge is so stupid, it tries to use it's web to download pr0n.
A: None. They just wait for the glow of med-spam !
Marine : "Hey, you have a little too much to drink their pal ?"
Drunk: "Maybe a littlesh...yesh"
Marine: "What you doing just wandering around ?"
Drunk: "Oh nosh.... Oh nosh !"
Marine: "Oh no what ? "
Just then an Onos comes trampling through the base killing the Marine instantly and promply running off.
Drunk: "I warned that dumb **** !"
You sure we'd have anybody left <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> ?
Marine 2: "Don't..we'll be fine."
Marine 1: "It's just that...I've never been with a woman and I don't want to die a Virgin."
Marine 2: "I see. Don't worry about that ... the Comm will be dropping an Armory soon..."
<!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'><!--endemo--> <--me
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Ugh...disgusting. My mom always told me this as a kid, "Dont touch that guard rail, you dont know whats been on it!" Now I know... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marine 2: "Don't..we'll be fine."
Marine 1: "It's just that...I've never been with a woman and I don't want to die a Virgin."
Marine 2: "I see. Don't worry about that... the Comm will be dropping an Armory soon..." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahaha! So true, So True...
/me sighs.