Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
I've actually got quite a bit of respect for Jaeger's plan. Should we ever both decide to take over the world as partners, perhaps my island could be just the R&D department he needs.
Pjofsky -- I'm looking up pictures of baobabs on google, but I'm not quite seeing their significance over using other trees for your fortress plan. Care to explain?
<!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Jul 28 2003, 07:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Jul 28 2003, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pjofsky -- I'm looking up pictures of baobabs on google, but I'm not quite seeing their significance over using other trees for your fortress plan. Care to explain? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> First of all, they have a cool name. Second of all, <a href='http://ronemmons.com/nature/baobabs/' target='_blank'>they are gigundus</a>.
Marik, can I use you as my slave in my fortress? I'll give you janitor status, you can whip the slaves with a mop.
(Note: The slaves are AllUrHive and the Chumba Wumbas.)
and yeah, Jaeger, you h4x, so, let's partner up and kill Marik, lest he try and doublecross you, the thieving devil.
<!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jul 28 2003, 07:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jul 28 2003, 07:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I still don't know why I'm in this guy's fortress. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <i>Because</i>, you are Marik's servant, and I get to pump info from you, and you can get tortured--er, you know, do housework.
Anyway, one more thing, I would make a gigundus fortress. Instead of having guards who slack off, I'll hire lumberjacks. Why, you ask? I'll make baobabs surround the stronghold, then when intruders come, the speedy lumberjacks slicerate the tree, and TIMBER!!!! they are squashed to a pulp. So there's my defense system. As for someone launching nukes, uh, I'll have anti-aircraft guns! It will explode in the air, and then the shrapnel will fly around the world, and every now and then it falls down and kills about 5000 people. oh, yeah.
PS: I'll use the baobabs to crush Marik's island, the fool has interfered with my plans for too long!
PPS: I will force <i>everyone</i> to use the word 'pwndid', instead of pwnt or whatever it is nowadays. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You'll have to pay the lumberjacks a bit of money for that... and don't forget the buttered scones, the shopping day on wednesday, going to bars in women's clothing, and the usual, other, lumberjack 'stuff'.
Chemical weapons based on the Smallpox virus but much more effective (So about 100% fatality rather than 33%)
Then release the toxin in major shopping areas around the world through something like suicide bombers. Although the drug would be slow to kill and maim the results would not only be demoralising but the deathcount would be huge.
of course you still need to make sure the virus can be kept going but infection in Africa or China could have disasterous consequences.
I'm not sure about how I'd go about taking over the world, but I know <a href='http://www.villainsupply.com/' target='_blank'>where I'd get my equipment from</a> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
First, I would hire the guy who wrote <a href='http://www.planetblackandwhite.com/features/articles/reader/0001.shtml' target='_blank'>this</a> as he seems to have some good ideas, and i can help him realise them.
Secondly, I would use the 100-300 million to hire prime assassins to break into bill gates's home and kill him. Once they do this, they will alter his will so I am his soul heir. Once I had inherited his vast fortune of 20 billion (or whatever it is nowadays) I would pay off those assasins well so they would not stab my back, and I would hire guards who I can kill in a second if they ever backstab me, using sonic waves from devices in their helmets, activated by my voice.
Thirdly, as everyone knows, before Bill Gates died, he had enough money to give $10 to every person on the planet. So, i would make my own television show, promising $10 or more would be sent to them if they viewed it. Anyone I like would be warned against watching. This show would be aired at least once an hour and would be on every network so noone could avoid it. The TV shows, when watched will hypnotise hte viewer into thinking they can fly, causing most of the world to mass suicide. What a pity. Whoever is left that dosen't have a TV I will then enslave, using my friends i helped at the start, and then we would go on to create a monarchy ruled by me.
And they would show my face on TV every night - <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
give credit <a href='http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html' target='_blank'>where it's due</a>
the original evil overlord syndrome <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Mark, your process isn't practical. An army could invade and kick the crap out of your lilly livered pansy a$$ college flunkies.
#2:
Taking over the world? I go buy some property on Mt. Everest. Next, I'd buy some nukes or make some. Then, I would proceed to nuke the polar ice caps to hell, and move on up to my Mountain resort, and charge each individual who wants to go up there some money. Of course, I would have a nice big fortress built up there as well for me and my small yet highly trained army.
<!--QuoteBegin--Venmoch+Jul 29 2003, 01:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Jul 29 2003, 01:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm just to ask but where are we going to get said "Well Trained Army"??
I mean you just can't place an ad online asking for trained military personelle that have Rage against the governments of the world..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> But there are plenty of private corporations who would be willing to provide just that for $$
<!--QuoteBegin--Venmoch+Jul 29 2003, 02:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Jul 29 2003, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm just to ask but where are we going to get said "Well Trained Army"??
I mean you just can't place an ad online asking for trained military personelle that have Rage against the governments of the world..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You'd be surprised of what money can buy.
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Pjofsky -- I'm looking up pictures of baobabs on google, but I'm not quite seeing their significance over using other trees for your fortress plan. Care to explain?
First of all, they have a cool name. Second of all, <a href='http://ronemmons.com/nature/baobabs/' target='_blank'>they are gigundus</a>.
Marik, can I use you as my slave in my fortress? I'll give you janitor status, you can whip the slaves with a mop.
(Note: The slaves are AllUrHive and the Chumba Wumbas.)
and yeah, Jaeger, you h4x, so, let's partner up and kill Marik, lest he try and doublecross you, the thieving devil.
<i>Because</i>, you are Marik's servant, and I get to pump info from you, and you can get tortured--er, you know, do housework.
Anyway, one more thing, I would make a gigundus fortress. Instead of having guards who slack off, I'll hire lumberjacks. Why, you ask? I'll make baobabs surround the stronghold, then when intruders come, the speedy lumberjacks slicerate the tree, and TIMBER!!!! they are squashed to a pulp. So there's my defense system. As for someone launching nukes, uh, I'll have anti-aircraft guns! It will explode in the air, and then the shrapnel will fly around the world, and every now and then it falls down and kills about 5000 people. oh, yeah.
PS: I'll use the baobabs to crush Marik's island, the fool has interfered with my plans for too long!
PPS: I will force <i>everyone</i> to use the word 'pwndid', instead of pwnt or whatever it is nowadays. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'll have to pay the lumberjacks a bit of money for that... and don't forget the buttered scones, the shopping day on wednesday, going to bars in women's clothing, and the usual, other, lumberjack 'stuff'.
Then release the toxin in major shopping areas around the world through something like suicide bombers. Although the drug would be slow to kill and maim the results would not only be demoralising but the deathcount would be huge.
of course you still need to make sure the virus can be kept going but infection in Africa or China could have disasterous consequences.
Secondly, I would use the 100-300 million to hire prime assassins to break into bill gates's home and kill him. Once they do this, they will alter his will so I am his soul heir. Once I had inherited his vast fortune of 20 billion (or whatever it is nowadays) I would pay off those assasins well so they would not stab my back, and I would hire guards who I can kill in a second if they ever backstab me, using sonic waves from devices in their helmets, activated by my voice.
Thirdly, as everyone knows, before Bill Gates died, he had enough money to give $10 to every person on the planet. So, i would make my own television show, promising $10 or more would be sent to them if they viewed it. Anyone I like would be warned against watching. This show would be aired at least once an hour and would be on every network so noone could avoid it. The TV shows, when watched will hypnotise hte viewer into thinking they can fly, causing most of the world to mass suicide. What a pity. Whoever is left that dosen't have a TV I will then enslave, using my friends i helped at the start, and then we would go on to create a monarchy ruled by me.
And they would show my face on TV every night - <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
the original evil overlord syndrome <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Mark, your process isn't practical. An army could invade and kick the crap out of your lilly livered pansy a$$ college flunkies.
#2:
Taking over the world? I go buy some property on Mt. Everest. Next, I'd buy some nukes or make some. Then, I would proceed to nuke the polar ice caps to hell, and move on up to my Mountain resort, and charge each individual who wants to go up there some money. Of course, I would have a nice big fortress built up there as well for me and my small yet highly trained army.
I mean you just can't place an ad online asking for trained military personelle that have Rage against the governments of the world.....
I mean you just can't place an ad online asking for trained military personelle that have Rage against the governments of the world..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
But there are plenty of private corporations who would be willing to provide just that for $$
I mean you just can't place an ad online asking for trained military personelle that have Rage against the governments of the world..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd be surprised of what money can buy.