Next time you see a hot chick, take off your left shoe [like your right shoe, but on the other foot] and then fling it at her face.
After it hits and she's bleeding on the floor, saunter over and start a conversation. Good topic starters are "Hey, I heard you run a chicken farm," and "Give me back my f**king shoe!"
Next time you see a hot chick, take off your left shoe [like your right shoe, but on the other foot] and then fling it at her face.
After it hits and she's bleeding on the floor, saunter over and start a conversation. Good topic starters are "Hey, I heard you run a chicken farm," and "Give me back my f**king shoe!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> you know it's working when she gives the instinctive answer:
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<!--QuoteBegin--Grimm+Aug 24 2003, 05:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grimm @ Aug 24 2003, 05:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, so much for providing useful information. Although this thread has provided me with many humourous laugh, keep it up.
Anyway, I wouldn't try a pickup line, they always seem so cheezy and informal. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> well at least it provided humorous laughs.
remember, guys... when you tell a girl or a guy interest a joke, you want the laugh to be humorous. not a laugh of agony, nor one of sorrow.
/EDIT I see jane's typing/reading. I can only imagine what she will say <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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edited August 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 06:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 06:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?
/EDIT I see jane's typing/reading. I can only imagine what she will say <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> here comes. time for a lesson in humility and weshouldjustshutourf*ckinfacesity.
Throw a shoe at me, and then all there will be left to do, is find a place to burry the body, <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> but on a happier note. . .
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
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edited August 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 07:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 07:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Throw a shoe at me, and then all there will be left to do, is find a place to burry the body, <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->? but on a happier note. . .
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
--Jane <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> holy crap. there's two of them. in the same place. both single. both hawtcaek.
hooooly crap.
*AHEM-HEM*
squirrel. i think you know what to do.
<b>i don't WANT to <i>TOK TO YOU</i>! i just WANT <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BANGBANGBANG!!!!!</span></b>
<!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 02:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 02:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 07:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 07:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Throw a shoe at me, and then all there will be left to do, is find a place to burry the body, <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->? but on a happier note. . .
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
--Jane <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> holy crap. there's two of them. in the same place. both single. both hawtcaek.
hooooly crap.
*AHEM-HEM*
squirrel. i think you know what to do.
<b>i don't WANT to <i>TOK TO YOU</i>! i just WANT <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BANGBANGBANG!!!!!</span></b>
edit: i'm joking again lol XD <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Erm....that flash video exposed my female+lovin strategy
sorry for making this post so coarse, jane. if i can call you by your name.
it's kinda easy to forget that there are some girls here ~,~ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> see guys? she didn't lash out at us. look carefully and see how i open conversation by apologizing for something she doesn't even care about. but <b><i>i</i></b> care, because i'm such a decent guy.
<!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 03:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 03:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Shes female. Thats her cover story. Right now shes probably standing behind me with a knife. *Checks* Yep see? I told you so. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Knife, that only does 7 hp damage a swipe, fear the SHOTGUN man! BTW, of course I'm not going to flame you all for throwing shoes etc. *rolls eyes, shakes her head, and smirks,* you're boys so you have an excuse to do the things you do, not a very good one maybe, but an excuse nonetheless. ALso, I never said we were both single <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->. Doesn't matter anyway, KungFu is not only like the God of mapmakers, he's an English major (if my memory serves me correctly), and my spelling makes English majors cry. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> Oh well.
<!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 03:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> seee??? i hope you were watching, and <i>learned</i>, f*ckers!!! i saved us again!!
hwaahahaaaa. i win again. so..
jane.. who's your friend? < worst pick-up line ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> She's not interested, and she's been really grumpy/ stressed lately, can you imagine that she actually tries to get all A's at college (pre-vet)?!?! Gees we have a more then beautiful t-3 connection here, who needs good grades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. I'm kidding <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> , nah but seriously she is very anti-social. But her sarcasim is almost as good if not better then mine. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> See you guys around.
To be honest I haven't dated in a year. Its not because I don't like girls, because I do. I do not like our society. Believe me many girls (two) in the past year have held in interest in me. I also liked one of them very much. The one I cared for the most became everything I hate. A mindless tool to advertisment, globalization, and POT. (yes, pot, the drug.) Once she told me she does it on every weekend before shacking up with her new love caek. I told her never to speak to me again. And she hasn't, and I don't regret it. This experience tells us one two things. One, first attractions are by appearances, and the personality is what locks the deal. and Two, I am too serious and need to lighten up. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
/Edit= And three. I should shoot myself in the foot for spilling my beans to a bunch of people I will never meet.
<!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Two, I am too serious and need to lighten up. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine.
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<!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 07:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 07:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 03:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> seee??? i hope you were watching, and <i>learned</i>, f*ckers!!! i saved us again!!
hwaahahaaaa. i win again. so..
jane.. who's your friend? < worst pick-up line ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> She's not interested, and she's been really grumpy/ stressed lately, can you imagine that she actually tries to get all A's at college (pre-vet)?!?! Gees we have a more then beautiful t-3 connection here, who needs good grades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. I'm kidding <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> , nah but seriously she is very anti-social. But her sarcasim is almost as good if not better then mine. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> See you guys around.
--Jane
/me wonders if Merik is taking notes, or what <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> it's fun mentioning people's names in your post, espcially if they can edit yours <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->, sorry I act really funny when I'm really sleepy, I swear, I'm not drunk! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> the antisocial ones are the ones you have the most fun trying to talk to XD
highest chance of rejection... bring it on!!!
sarcastic... gawd, there's this uk chick i'm talking to right now who oozes it XP
<!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 02:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 02:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Two, I am too serious and need to lighten up. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I suppose...but I think thats what turns girls off from me.
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<!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 07:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 07:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 02:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 02:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 24 2003, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Two, I am too serious and need to lighten up. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I suppose...but I think thats what turns girls off from me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> you two were made for each other.
Comments
Can anybody confirm? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
confirmed.
Next time you see a hot chick, take off your left shoe [like your right shoe, but on the other foot] and then fling it at her face.
After it hits and she's bleeding on the floor, saunter over and start a conversation. Good topic starters are "Hey, I heard you run a chicken farm," and "Give me back my f**king shoe!"
Next time you see a hot chick, take off your left shoe [like your right shoe, but on the other foot] and then fling it at her face.
After it hits and she's bleeding on the floor, saunter over and start a conversation. Good topic starters are "Hey, I heard you run a chicken farm," and "Give me back my f**king shoe!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
you know it's working when she gives the instinctive answer:
"nice shoes...!"
throw your shoe at her, walk over "give me my shoe back" ... "nice shoes, wanna ----?"
hahah
pick up lines rox me
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
HAH!!
touche!!!
Anyway, I wouldn't try a pickup line, they always seem so cheezy and informal.
Anyway, I wouldn't try a pickup line, they always seem so cheezy and informal. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
well at least it provided humorous laughs.
remember, guys... when you tell a girl or a guy interest a joke, you want the laugh to be humorous. not a laugh of agony, nor one of sorrow.
Baby if you were a booger, i'de pick you first!
/Edit OH WHO AM I KIDDING LETS FREAK *wiggles hips*
Do you wash your pants in windex? cause i see myself in them!
/EDIT I see jane's typing/reading. I can only imagine what she will say <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
/EDIT I see jane's typing/reading. I can only imagine what she will say <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
here comes. time for a lesson in humility and weshouldjustshutourf*ckinfacesity.
lol shut up!!!!
sorry for making this post so coarse, jane. if i can call you by your name.
it's kinda easy to forget that there are some girls here ~,~
Throw a shoe at me, and then all there will be left to do, is find a place to burry the body, <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> but on a happier note. . .
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
--Jane
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
--Jane <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
holy crap. there's two of them. in the same place. both single. both hawtcaek.
hooooly crap.
*AHEM-HEM*
squirrel. i think you know what to do.
<b>i don't WANT to <i>TOK TO YOU</i>!
i just WANT
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BANGBANGBANG!!!!!</span></b>
edit: i'm joking again lol XD
<!--QuoteBegin--KungFuSquirrel+Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Aug 24 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What's this, the creator of my favorite two maps is single. . . . damn too bad you don't live in Vrginia, you're my age too. *cries* oh well. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> If you ever want to play with some girls, NS that is, I am always on the RR servers <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> (my roomie and I, both play there, and she might be prettier, but I'm nicer and that's all that matters online <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). My invitation was serious, hope to see you there, if you aren't too busy. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Have a nice day everyone
--Jane <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
holy crap. there's two of them. in the same place. both single. both hawtcaek.
hooooly crap.
*AHEM-HEM*
squirrel. i think you know what to do.
<b>i don't WANT to <i>TOK TO YOU</i>!
i just WANT
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BANGBANGBANG!!!!!</span></b>
edit: i'm joking again lol XD <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Erm....that flash video exposed my female+lovin strategy
lol shut up!!!!
sorry for making this post so coarse, jane. if i can call you by your name.
it's kinda easy to forget that there are some girls here ~,~ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
see guys? she didn't lash out at us. look carefully and see how i open conversation by apologizing for something she doesn't even care about. but <b><i>i</i></b> care, because i'm such a decent guy.
badabing.
no more lashings.. the pain lingers too long.... >_<
Knife, that only does 7 hp damage a swipe, fear the SHOTGUN man! BTW, of course I'm not going to flame you all for throwing shoes etc. *rolls eyes, shakes her head, and smirks,* you're boys so you have an excuse to do the things you do, not a very good one maybe, but an excuse nonetheless. ALso, I never said we were both single <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->. Doesn't matter anyway, KungFu is not only like the God of mapmakers, he's an English major (if my memory serves me correctly), and my spelling makes English majors cry. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> Oh well.
--Jane
hwaahahaaaa. i win again. so..
jane.. who's your friend? < worst pick-up line ever.
hwaahahaaaa. i win again. so..
jane.. who's your friend? < worst pick-up line ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
She's not interested, and she's been really grumpy/ stressed lately, can you imagine that she actually tries to get all A's at college (pre-vet)?!?! Gees we have a more then beautiful t-3 connection here, who needs good grades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. I'm kidding <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> , nah but seriously she is very anti-social. But her sarcasim is almost as good if not better then mine. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> See you guys around.
--Jane
/Edit= And three. I should shoot myself in the foot for spilling my beans to a bunch of people I will never meet.
Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine.
hwaahahaaaa. i win again. so..
jane.. who's your friend? < worst pick-up line ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
She's not interested, and she's been really grumpy/ stressed lately, can you imagine that she actually tries to get all A's at college (pre-vet)?!?! Gees we have a more then beautiful t-3 connection here, who needs good grades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. I'm kidding <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> , nah but seriously she is very anti-social. But her sarcasim is almost as good if not better then mine. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> See you guys around.
--Jane
/me wonders if Merik is taking notes, or what <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> it's fun mentioning people's names in your post, espcially if they can edit yours <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->, sorry I act really funny when I'm really sleepy, I swear, I'm not drunk! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
the antisocial ones are the ones you have the most fun trying to talk to XD
highest chance of rejection... bring it on!!!
sarcastic... gawd, there's this uk chick i'm talking to right now who oozes it XP
and she's crazy foxy, as a side note.
Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I suppose...but I think thats what turns girls off from me.
Aren't we all? I know most people are, even myself at times *gasp* <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> I know it's hard to imagine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I suppose...but I think thats what turns girls off from me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
you two were made for each other.
[waits to see what follows catalyst statement]