Roy Gets Mauled By A Tiger

InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Siegfried and Roy</div> <a href='http://www.kron4.com/Global/story.asp?S=1469292' target='_blank'>TIGER!</a>

What makes it even funnier.... is that the exact same thing happened on The Simpsons a few years back...

I want a clip of it! *goes looking*
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  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Hahahah. I remember that episode.
  • Doug_the_HeadDoug_the_Head Join Date: 2003-03-26 Member: 14909Members
    edited October 2003
    Well, that's what you get for dragging the world's largest predatorial cat on-stage in front of hunreds of people without any restraints.
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    And you find someone getting mauled by a tiger funny for what reason?
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Torgo+Oct 5 2003, 11:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Oct 5 2003, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And you find someone getting mauled by a tiger funny for what reason? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, you guy's are schlame.
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Oct 6 2003, 04:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Oct 6 2003, 04:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Torgo+Oct 5 2003, 11:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Oct 5 2003, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And you find someone getting mauled by a tiger funny for what reason? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, you guy's are schlame. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HYAH CAT! DO MY BIDDING! YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE JUNGLE! BUT OUR SLAVE TO PERFORM TRICKS AT LAS VEGAS! YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A ZOO!

    Yes. It is amusing as all hell.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Poor cat... I mean guy.
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    i follow Infinitum.... that'll teach them <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    my niebors Riegfried & Soy who tried to train thier cat to do tricks got mauled by their pet cat, the cat also killed 1 police officer trying to save the kids and escaped, i can still hear the cats screams and purrs comming from that house...
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Diablus+Oct 6 2003, 05:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Diablus @ Oct 6 2003, 05:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my niebors Riegfried & Soy who tried to train thier cat to do tricks got mauled by their pet cat, the cat also killed 1 police officer trying to save the kids and escaped, i can still hear the cats screams and purrs comming from that house... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Remember kids, never use the internet while intoxicated.

    ...

    @_0
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Oct 5 2003, 02:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 5 2003, 02:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HYAH CAT! DO MY BIDDING! YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE JUNGLE! BUT OUR SLAVE TO PERFORM TRICKS AT LAS VEGAS! YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A ZOO!

    Yes. It is amusing as all hell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ditto,

    <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-12-09&res=l' target='_blank'>http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date...002-12-09&res=l</a>

    Stupid F@#$ers
  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    If this happened in a game, it would be funny. But not in real life... Shame on you! He's a human who was hurt very hard, and you laugh at him...
  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Obst & Gemuese+Oct 5 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst & Gemuese @ Oct 5 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If this happened in a game, it would be funny. But not in real life... Shame on you! He's a human who was hurt very hard, and you laugh at him... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When one works with large, carnivorous predators, one should be prepared for the possibility that said large, carnivorous predator won't like wearing hats and will proceed to tear through you like a group of women at a bridal gown sale.

    I'll mark this one up to stupidity. My instincts tell me to stay away from the tiger. His instincts told him to dress in a sequined jumpsuit and use the tiger in a magic show. Now which one of us is lounging comfortably and which one of us is lucky to be at all responsive to external stimuli?
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Oct 5 2003, 12:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 5 2003, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HYAH CAT! DO MY BIDDING! YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE JUNGLE! BUT OUR SLAVE TO PERFORM TRICKS AT LAS VEGAS! YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A ZOO! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hmm... I'm sure they really beat/abused the Tiger huh? They probably "Trained" it. Like most people do to their animals. Oh what fun it would be if it happened to you right?
  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--The Finch+Oct 6 2003, 12:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Finch @ Oct 6 2003, 12:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Obst & Gemuese+Oct 5 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst & Gemuese @ Oct 5 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If this happened in a game, it would be funny. But not in real life... Shame on you! He's a human who was hurt very hard, and you laugh at him... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When one works with large, carnivorous predators, one should be prepared for the possibility that said large, carnivorous predator won't like wearing hats and will proceed to tear through you like a group of women at a bridal gown sale.

    I'll mark this one up to stupidity. My instincts tell me to stay away from the tiger. His instincts told him to dress in a sequined jumpsuit and use the tiger in a magic show. Now which one of us is lounging comfortably and which one of us is lucky to be at all responsive to external stimuli? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, you may say: "Ah, he got what he deserved, it's a hand of fate...". But I don't think saying "HAHAHAHA you bleed, you feel pain, probably you won't even survive this MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!!!!one!!!eleven".

    What if your car exploded? Nature tells me to "stay away from explosions", but this is what happen in the engine... So this would be funny? Don't think so....



    [sorry for this BS but I'm tired and bored]
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited October 2003
    it is rather disgustin that you people find sometihng like this FUNNY.

    They know EXACTLY how dangerous those cats are, they ARE very careful when performing/training them.

    Something screwed up and thus he got hurt.
    S&R are actualy rather intelegent and caring individuals (from what I have seen outside of shows, I am both an animal lover and a magic fan)


    this just disgusts me.

    oh, and for those of you who use PA as a source of news and points for your argument....

    you loose (specialy b/c that link had NOTHING to do with this topic, gg)
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    PA is funny.

    And Roy getting mauled by a tiger is pure irony.
  • LukinLukin Join Date: 2003-08-23 Member: 20098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->HYAH CAT! DO MY BIDDING! YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE JUNGLE! BUT OUR SLAVE TO PERFORM TRICKS AT LAS VEGAS! YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A ZOO!
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Those cats live better than most of us do.

    And they aren't really made to do tricks. Seigfried and Roy use them for magic and such.
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    African slaves lived better than they did in Africa too ( probably).
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    mojo, no they didn't, they realy didn't


    and as for S&R's cats, They are NOT animals that people go out and trap for sale (thats illiegal). Many of them were born in captivity, or were captured illegalie and abused to the point where they can no longer be released into the wild.

    Note, just b/c they are born in captivity doesn't make them nonwild animals (they are still dangerous creatures as you now all know)
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Of course, what you REALLY need to stay away from are the exploding kittens. I mean, it's a wild creature that can simply spontaneously...
  • LukinLukin Join Date: 2003-08-23 Member: 20098Members
    Well yea, my friends step-dad owns some wolves, and they tell friends that go to his house to stay away from the cage.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    To be honest, i find this funny. You know why? Because this kind crap happens when you attempt to domesticate a WILD ANIMAL. And not just any wild animal, no, the most powerful and deadly of all cats. These people can be professionals, but they're dumb. Animals are animals, they shouldn't be kept in cages and they should definately NOT be exploited for some kind of circus or magic show bullsh*t.

    And as for the people saying "How would you like it if it happened to you."... I'd love it. Infact, i'd expect it. But then again, i don't think you'll find me exploiting a tiger. Hell, i don't think you'll find me NEAR a tiger.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    edited October 2003
    Ah, yes, one does not generally perceive the car as a dangerous beast that consumes other living things.
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    Meh, saw it on the Simpsons first.

    They'll need to do better to reinvigorate their act.
  • PanzerOxPanzerOx Join Date: 2003-04-22 Member: 15754Members
    SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT.

    I feel sorry for Roy <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> hope the wounds heal.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Oct 5 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Oct 5 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And as for the people saying "How would you like it if it happened to you."... I'd love it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm so sure of that.
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Oct 5 2003, 06:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Oct 5 2003, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oh, and for those of you who use PA as a source of news and points for your argument....

    you loose (specialy b/c that link had NOTHING to do with this topic, gg) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    gg inability to draw simple inferences
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    While I feel sorry for the fact that Roy got hurt...he was trying to do things with an animal that cannot be 100% domesticated. Human instinct tells me to stay away from animals that might possibly hurt me. It also tells me to avoid explosions, but the animal part is out of fear that they will eat/hurt me. The explosions might hurt, but usually I can outrun them and such. I can't outrun a tiger.
  • Fire_EelFire_Eel Join Date: 2003-08-19 Member: 19950Members
    Holy ****! Siegfried and Roy are real people?!

    I was watching Tremors lll , which is a nice monster movie. Actually, Tremors l is the best of all, Tremors l had huge underground monsters the size of whale killing people. Then Tremors ll had the underground monsters metamorphing into large wolve-size heads with 2 small legs on ground running after ( and killing ) people. Then, Tremors lll had the creatures shedding off a husk and turning into large flying monsters. Heck, in the end, they caught one of the monsters and Siegfried and Roy ( LOL ) comes to buy the monster. LOL! I always though Siegfried and Roy were juz made up character for Tremors lll, hell, I never thought they 'd be real people. Imagine the 2 of them really buying a monster. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    For those who had watched Tremors lll, u would understand what I am toking about.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Roy being mauled by a tiger....hmmmm....

    What goes around, comes around.
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