Yea well I only regret that the day before the last day of my senior year, two of my friends had gone up to a FREE concert given by them. And afterwards they actually got to talk to Amy and Ben.
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This was actually the concert kicking off their tour... or at least one of them.
did I ever say I was making a joke? I'm jealous of Otto, he had the chance to go a concert of one of my favorite bands, and he has a CD with recordings of the lead singer before she/the band was popular. Why would you think that is a joke?
[edit] but speaking of jokes, I got a great one. Ok, so this magical frog lives in the magic all of his life. He's never seen another animal. Then one day he comes upon a bear and a rabbit, bear is trying to kill the rabbit, as bears do. So frog says to them "If you don't kill each other, i'll grant you each three magical wishes." Bear and Rabbit agree. So Rabbit let's Bear go first. Bear says, "I want all the bears in this forest to be female." The Frog does a little frog flip, and says "let it be done." Presto, all the bears in that forest turn female. Rabbit sits there a moment and then says "I want a motorcycle helmet". Frog does his little flip, says "let it be done" and Rabbit gets his motorcycle helmet. Bear says, "That's a stupid wish. You could have just wished for money to buy the helmet and some other stuff. Rabbit tries to flip off Bear. Bear sits there a moment, then for his second wish he says "I wish all the bears in the next forest are female." Frog does his little hop, all the bears in the next forest turn female. Rabbit thinks, then "I wish for a motorcycle, Kawasaki Ninja". Frog does his little hop-flip and a motor cycle appears. Rabbit straps on his helmet and starts gunning the engine. Bear thinks, then "I wish all the bears in the world, except me, are female." Frog does his little hop, and all the bears in the world except that one turn female. Rabbit guns the engine and starts driving away, and he shouts his last wish.
"I wish this bear was g@y."
The moral of the joke: The bear gets the shaft...or lackthereof
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Backstreet Boys
a lot of rappers.
a lot of "teen-bop" bands, such as Hilary Duff.
Another reason I like Evanescence is because it's named for the band, not the singer
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This was actually the concert kicking off their tour... or at least one of them.
Be a socialist...and share your wealth. and your CD's.
[edit] but speaking of jokes, I got a great one. Ok, so this magical frog lives in the magic all of his life. He's never seen another animal. Then one day he comes upon a bear and a rabbit, bear is trying to kill the rabbit, as bears do. So frog says to them "If you don't kill each other, i'll grant you each three magical wishes." Bear and Rabbit agree. So Rabbit let's Bear go first. Bear says, "I want all the bears in this forest to be female." The Frog does a little frog flip, and says "let it be done." Presto, all the bears in that forest turn female. Rabbit sits there a moment and then says "I want a motorcycle helmet". Frog does his little flip, says "let it be done" and Rabbit gets his motorcycle helmet. Bear says, "That's a stupid wish. You could have just wished for money to buy the helmet and some other stuff. Rabbit tries to flip off Bear. Bear sits there a moment, then for his second wish he says "I wish all the bears in the next forest are female." Frog does his little hop, all the bears in the next forest turn female. Rabbit thinks, then "I wish for a motorcycle, Kawasaki Ninja". Frog does his little hop-flip and a motor cycle appears. Rabbit straps on his helmet and starts gunning the engine. Bear thinks, then "I wish all the bears in the world, except me, are female." Frog does his little hop, and all the bears in the world except that one turn female. Rabbit guns the engine and starts driving away, and he shouts his last wish.
"I wish this bear was g@y."
The moral of the joke: The bear gets the shaft...or lackthereof
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