Goatse Man

pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">He's... gone...</div> Not sure if I'm allowed to post this or not, but if I'm not, lock away.

It's nothing really offensive anyway, as long as I don't link to pictures.

Anyway, yes, it has finally happened. The people who own the .cx names apparently shut him down by using some obscure clause in their AUP. Dunno why or when, but I saw this on another Forum, so I figured I'd pass on the news of an interweb legend being shut down.

I don't think I should link to him even if the page is gone, so figure it out yourself. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • PowerslavEPowerslavE Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21962Members
    Good, only 2 years too late. It stopped being funny about 5 minutes after it was first uploaded. gg goatse, gg
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    I thought like.. The Smoking Gun would have found out who this guy is by now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    He may be gone, but the memories shall live on forever.

    Oh well... assman is by far worse...


    I don't see this thread living much longer.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    You know, i never saw that guy. Heard of it a lot though, probably for the best.
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Luckily, his retarded <a href='http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/' target='_blank'>legacy will live on elsewhere</a>...
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Luckily, his retarded legacy will live on elsewhere... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Now they need to get rid of <a href='http://www.ohnoes.org' target='_blank'>ohnoes</a>.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Jan 14 2004, 11:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Jan 14 2004, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Luckily, his retarded legacy will live on elsewhere... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Now they need to get rid of <a href='http://www.ohnoes.org' target='_blank'>ohnoes</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    NO!! Ohnoes is the best site on the intarweb, by far.

    Although <a href='http://www.itsatrap.net' target='_blank'>It's a Trap</a> is a close second (don't worry, it's just the same stuff as ohnoes and you're the man now)
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 15 2004, 02:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 15 2004, 02:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Luckily, his retarded <a href='http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/' target='_blank'>legacy will live on elsewhere</a>... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.itsatrap.net/' target='_blank'>Or does it?</a>
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Bwaha! My superior linkage prevails.
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited January 2004
    They <b>CAN'T</b> kill Goatse! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> It has become part of Internet culture, they just can't! Oh well, at least Archive.org still has it. :/

    Maybe with the fall of Goatse, <span style='color:orange'>snip</span>will become more popular? (Don't click that link if swear words make you cry.) <span style='color:orange'>Actually, just don't click it period.</span>
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  • Cr-ckCr-ck Join Date: 2003-09-14 Member: 20873Members
    Anymore like yourthemannow and itsatrap? lol
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    One could also point to <a href='http://natural.selection.youaremyfriend.com/' target='_blank'>You Are My Friend</a>, which makes a fun greeting card for any occasion (just change the subdomain). And it's non-offensive.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    It's finally over... thank you!
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited January 2004
    <a href='http://www.youhavefailedmeforthelasttime.com/' target='_blank'>This</a> is the best website on the internet! Ohnoes.org is a close second.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pulse+Jan 14 2004, 11:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Jan 14 2004, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.youhavefailedmeforthelasttime.com/' target='_blank'>This</a> is the best website on the internet! Oh noes is a close second. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, finding more of those things is like Christmas all over again.
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  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Jan 14 2004, 11:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Jan 14 2004, 11:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One could also point to <a href='http://natural.selection.youaremyfriend.com/' target='_blank'>You Are My Friend</a>, which makes a fun greeting card for any occasion (just change the subdomain). And it's non-offensive. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I love that site so much <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I link people to it all the time <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FinaFina Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3267Members
    <a href='http://www.silvite.com/pinchme/' target='_blank'>Too bad I'm too cheap to get a second domain.</a>

    But yeah, that's pretty big news. At least I should get pwned less frequently, and 'message board suicides' will be less spectacular in some of the forums I visit.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Damn, and here when I was reading this I was hoping he was DEAD... no such luck...
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  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    I'm so lost?
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Jan 15 2004, 05:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jan 15 2004, 05:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn, and here when I was reading this I was hoping he was DEAD... no such luck... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm pretty sure he IS dead. Or at least I've heard as such in the past.
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  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    It's a Trap...lmfao. They should do one of the guy who was like "THE SHIELD GENERATOR'S BEEN HIT!" in The Phantom Menace.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Akbar is cool. "Some guy" isn't.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I also never saw goatse. As BadKarma said, probably for the best.
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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    If you haven't seen goatse, you aint the internet 1337 people
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited January 2004
    yeah. you missed out <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    but what about www.oralse.cx???

    that was just cool pictures of cats and dogs.. i mean c'mon =\

    i like the one of the baby dauchsund in the bread roll, too... -_-

    edit: oh nvm, it's still up! =D

    <a href='http://www.oralse.cx' target='_blank'>NOT disgusting =]</a>
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    As far as I know, Threeboy of CS artwork fame and the TrueNuff web comic did a few of those pointless websites. I'm not sure, though.
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  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    edited January 2004
    You know, there's still a link to the goatse piktar on the site. Here's the link for the curious (well, for those of you who haven't figured the address out already anyway). I wouldn't think it's offensive or anything since it's not the actual picture site, but just nuke the link if I'm wrong.

    <span style='color:red'>*WONK* Linking to offensive content isn't permitted. Even indirectly. -Talesin</span>
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  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    goatse man was just rank <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Whether you like him or not, he has bought smiles, grimaces, laughter and downright disgust to the internet. And i praise him for giving birth to so much discussion. His anus has been seen by more people than the mcdonalds site (probably) and has been the source for endless discussion and parody.

    Goatse guy, i shall miss you.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>HEY NOW!
    HEY NOW!

    DON'T DREAM, IT'S OVER!</b></span>
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