Goatse Man

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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nomble+Jan 15 2004, 12:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nomble @ Jan 15 2004, 12:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you haven't seen goatse, you aint the internet 1337 people <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh trust me, I am. I had several oppotunities to click it, but I had already heard that the site makes some people vomit just on seeing it (whatever IT is). Whether or not it's true I decided not to click it for the sake of what's left of my sanity.
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 08:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 08:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh trust me, I am. I had several oppotunities to click it, but I had already heard that the site makes some people vomit just on seeing it (whatever IT is). Whether or not it's true I decided not to click it for the sake of what's left of my sanity. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Think the onos' gestate sprite, only applied to a human body.
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    The 'Makes me vomit' is a total exaggeration... but anyway, someone needs to make one of those looping sites to 'YOU'RE SQUAD 5!'
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Those who have yet to be traumatized by goatse mans elastic anus are still internet virgins

    Did you know that if you move the space in Goatse man it says: Goat Seman ?! ahahaha.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 05:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The 'Makes me vomit' is a total exaggeration... but anyway, someone needs to make one of those looping sites to 'YOU'RE SQUAD 5!' <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Totally awesome idea...
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Man.. I feel so empty <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    I have to post this pic, its uber-hilarious. Admins, if you dont like it n3wk it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Xyth+Jan 15 2004, 04:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Jan 15 2004, 04:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Those who have yet to be traumatized by goatse mans elastic anus are still internet virgins <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Really? I'm an internet virgin?

    I mean, I spend about 80% of the time i'm on a computer surfing the net (for some reason i'm bored of all games in general lately, /me needs to buy C.O.D), I know what liquidgeneration, penny-arcade, joecartoon (old skool!), weebl and bob, redvsblue, somethingawful, newgrounds, urbandictionary, gamefaqs, revenge of the grabber robots (also known as "All your base are belong to us") and maddox are to name but a few.

    I know what/who domo kun is, I know what a furry is (sadly), as well as the definitions of cosplay and LARP (hint: none of the above are generally things that will make you popular). I have seen the Star-wars kid in all it's incarnations, I have watched that "matrix ping-pong" video long before it was posted here, and I even remember the godawful hampster dance.

    I have seen sites for too many disturbing fetishes to mention, including centaur fetish, and women's fart fetish, but I have yet to see goatse.cx.

    Wow, I must be an internet nub. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (Now someone ask me how I came across a women's fart fetish site)
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    I don't see what's so bad about goatse. I feel like we really connected, you know, mostly because I got a good look of his anus.

    Aww, but it sucks that it's suspended, always fun to lead people to the website.
  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    I remember my mate was studying tubgirl, he wanted to make out what it was after first glimse

    i just watched in horror
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    I found those pictures of the 'weiner' and the '****' offensive!
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jan 15 2004, 01:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jan 15 2004, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I found those pictures of the 'weiner' and the '****' offensive! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    XP
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Did goatse post those same pictures?
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, I spend about 80% of the time i'm on a computer surfing the net (for some reason i'm bored of all games in general lately, /me needs to buy C.O.D), I know what liquidgeneration, penny-arcade, joecartoon (old skool!), weebl and bob, redvsblue, somethingawful, newgrounds, urbandictionary, gamefaqs, revenge of the grabber robots (also known as "All your base are belong to us") and maddox are to name but a few. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unfortunately almost half of what you listed doesn't count because of excessive stupidity / not funny at all. That's like saying you're a hardcore gamer because you visit planethalflife and gamespy every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, I spend about 80% of the time i'm on a computer surfing the net (for some reason i'm bored of all games in general lately, /me needs to buy C.O.D), I know what liquidgeneration, penny-arcade, joecartoon (old skool!), weebl and bob, redvsblue, somethingawful, newgrounds, urbandictionary, gamefaqs, revenge of the grabber robots (also known as "All your base are belong to us") and maddox are to name but a few. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unfortunately almost half of what you listed doesn't count because of excessive stupidity / not funny at all. That's like saying you're a hardcore gamer because you visit planethalflife and gamespy every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm just pointing out that not seeing goatse does not automatically make you an internet nub, although it DOES sound like one of those "rite of passage" things like all-your-base or the starwars kid. But I HAVE heard of goatse. The fact that I choose not to click that link marked goatse.cx makes me a ****, not a nub <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And I hope you didn't count Weebl and Bob under excessive stupidity/not funny at all, because then I would have to kill you.
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 06:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, I spend about 80% of the time i'm on a computer surfing the net (for some reason i'm bored of all games in general lately, /me needs to buy C.O.D), I know what liquidgeneration, penny-arcade, joecartoon (old skool!), weebl and bob, redvsblue, somethingawful, newgrounds, urbandictionary, gamefaqs, revenge of the grabber robots (also known as "All your base are belong to us") and maddox are to name but a few. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unfortunately almost half of what you listed doesn't count because of excessive stupidity / not funny at all. That's like saying you're a hardcore gamer because you visit planethalflife and gamespy every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm just pointing out that not seeing goatse does not automatically make you an internet nub, although it DOES sound like one of those "rite of passage" things like all-your-base or the starwars kid. But I HAVE heard of goatse. The fact that I choose not to click that link marked goatse.cx makes me a ****, not a nub <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And I hope you didn't count Weebl and Bob under excessive stupidity/not funny at all, because then I would have to kill you. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Weebl and Bob was as funny as a root canal. My 3 year old nephew is capable of coming up with the same jokes (and speech mannarisms) as those two stupid eggs. The only one I did find funny was the 'That bull's you're dad... damn what's my mom been up to?'

    (Paints bullseye on chest) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    The real indication of being non-intarweb-nub is having seen goatse and being able to successfully avoid ever looking at it again <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 06:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jan 15 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, I spend about 80% of the time i'm on a computer surfing the net (for some reason i'm bored of all games in general lately, /me needs to buy C.O.D), I know what liquidgeneration, penny-arcade, joecartoon (old skool!), weebl and bob, redvsblue, somethingawful, newgrounds, urbandictionary, gamefaqs, revenge of the grabber robots (also known as "All your base are belong to us") and maddox are to name but a few. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unfortunately almost half of what you listed doesn't count because of excessive stupidity / not funny at all. That's like saying you're a hardcore gamer because you visit planethalflife and gamespy every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm just pointing out that not seeing goatse does not automatically make you an internet nub, although it DOES sound like one of those "rite of passage" things like all-your-base or the starwars kid. But I HAVE heard of goatse. The fact that I choose not to click that link marked goatse.cx makes me a ****, not a nub <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And I hope you didn't count Weebl and Bob under excessive stupidity/not funny at all, because then I would have to kill you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Goatse is definitely a rite of passage. A really, really disturbing one.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 09:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The 'Makes me vomit' is a total exaggeration... but anyway, someone needs to make one of those looping sites to 'YOU'RE SQUAD 5!' <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    GENIUS!!!!!!11
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    Ever since I saw the Anal Flower I have never been able to stand near some one when they are weight lifting, doing squats.
    Goatse.cx, if nothing else you freaked us out and ruined our minds!
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    NOOO! GOATSE IS GONE?!?!
    bah
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    I heard that during WWII goatse man hid a small family of jews inside his anus to keep the nazis from finding them, anybody able to back this up?
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited January 2004
    xyth that's going too far.. /vomit

    edit: the real rite of passage is being enough of an idiot to click "the giver" link..

    /vomit2 XO
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Goatse case mod -

    <img src='http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/casemod.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Hehe. Right of "passage" is right <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    it's back!
    just remove the se.
    !!

    fun has returned to the unsuspecting masses!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Jan 16 2004, 11:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Jan 16 2004, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> it's back!
    just remove the se.
    !!

    fun has returned to the unsuspecting masses! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Ahaah. And the best part is that people will click it because they think they know that it's goatse.
  • Scum_of_the_UniverseScum_of_the_Universe Join Date: 2003-02-06 Member: 13174Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Infinitum+Jan 15 2004, 04:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Jan 15 2004, 04:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 15 2004, 02:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 15 2004, 02:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Luckily, his retarded <a href='http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/' target='_blank'>legacy will live on elsewhere</a>... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.itsatrap.net/' target='_blank'>Or does it?</a><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.b3ta.com/board/1471040' target='_blank'>oh yes</a>.

    <a href='http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx' target='_blank'>Goatse on wikipedia</a> (no images, but still vile. Helpfull If you want to know what/why to avoid).
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin--SuperTeflon+Jan 15 2004, 03:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuperTeflon @ Jan 15 2004, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The real indication of being non-intarweb-nub is having seen goatse and being able to successfully avoid ever looking at it again <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Really. I'd say that a better indicator would be knowing what it is, and never seeing it at all. So far, I've managed to avoid it in entirety each time a link was passed around.
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