Give In To Your Hatred...

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
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<div class="IPBDescription">... and let the dark side flow!</div> Yes, I have finally gone completely over to the dark side: I have taken a one year contract working for Microsoft on their Active Directory team in Charlotte. Commence conspiracy theories, I-told-you-so's, rants about open source, and furious death threats.

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Monse... I am your Father!

<i>- Darth Gates</i>
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Oh Noes...

    He has been converted.. we must save him.. someone throw him the penguin of salvation.. umm.. scratch that... let him drown :-)

    I luve you monsey
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Nice one!

    Now see if you can subvert their plan for world domination from the inside <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Take them down from the inside, man!

    FIGHT DA POWAH!
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    I'm sure it's all part of MonsE's complex plan to bring down Microsoft from the inside using only a swanky cocktail dress and his own lack of morals and common humanity...

    Or maybe he just got a decent job- either works.

    Congrats.
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    You were ever on the Light Side? :/
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    I do not want to know about Monse in a cocktail waitress dress... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jun 11 2004, 10:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 11 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You were ever on the Light Side? :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good point.

    /me fries Snidely with electric force attack then uses a lightsaber to trim his goatee...
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-MonsieurEvil+Jun 11 2004, 04:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 11 2004, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes, I have finally gone completely over to the dark side: I have taken a one year contract working for Microsoft on their Active Directory team in Charlotte. Commence conspiracy theories, I-told-you-so's, rants about open source, and furious death threats.

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    Monse... I am your Father!

    <i>- Darth Gates</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    REPENT.

    The power of christ compels you!
    The power of christ compels you!
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-MonsieurEvil+Jun 11 2004, 10:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 11 2004, 10:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jun 11 2004, 10:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 11 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You were ever on the Light Side? :/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good point.

    /me fries Snidely with electric force attack then uses a lightsaber to trim his goatee... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This always happens to me. No matter who else is around, I'll be the one who gets Force Electrocuted. ):
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited June 2004
    Facial hair leads to beards... beards lead to goatees... goatees lead to mustaches.... mustaches leads to roles as the copier repair man in bad pornos... bad pornos lead to suffering...

    Edit: This reply now makes very little sense, as Snidely edited his.. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    You are strange Monse.. :-)

    I can see why your wife likes you lol
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MonsieurEvil+Jun 11 2004, 10:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 11 2004, 10:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Edit: This reply now makes very little sense, as Snidely edited his.. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eat Force Ninja Edit!
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Don't make me send you out to work on those vaporators, or there'll be hell to pay.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    <span style='color:white'>I don't mind Freedom Loaf, but the next time someone mimics a real moderators / admins edit line, there'll be hell to pay.</span>
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Jimmeh = pwned
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Monse, after that last comment in our PM's, I am lead to believe you could do something so... immature like join MS <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Ahaahaa! Pwned by Force Edit.
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  • JragonJragon Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26820Members
    not really it got edited wrong it still says i do NOT smell :/ rofl
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    When you meet Bill Gates, tell him that you want to help him with world domination and become his dominatrix sex slave. I'm sure sex slaves would get some sort of raise... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited June 2004
    Aggggh, that is a counterfeit edit, I never did any such thing! D:

    However, if you do think I smell, you will be dealt with the same way all enemies of The Microsoft Empire are dealt with: choked by invisible force hands (of PROFIT!).
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    For my econ class, we did a stock simulation and I bought Microsoft stocks. I was in last place for 4 weeks. Die Microsoft. Die Bill Gates. Die monster under my bed. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    MonsE, joining Microsoft is but stage one of your plan. A disturbance in the force leads me to believe the ultimate path you will take is to join forces with the ultimate dark force in the galaxy..AOL!
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  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    i always wanted to join an evil empire like MS.... you lucky.... good guy ?
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    I have faith in "MadamEvil." I hear Gates has a weakness for French women. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Does it pay well? That's all that really matters.

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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Monse in a cocktail dress...

    *swoon*
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  • NiteowlNiteowl Join Date: 2002-09-04 Member: 1274Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    congrats monse. as we get older, such things as 'ideals' and such go by the wayside. it's more 'how the hell am i going ot get jr though college and still pay my mortgage' <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    but then.. i'm a j2ee dev, so does that mean.. i'm on the Light Side of the force? and no, i don't look like yoda, damnit!

    but seriously, MS is a hardcore company to work for, all the best.
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin-supernorn2000+Jun 11 2004, 11:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jun 11 2004, 11:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> MonsE, joining Microsoft is but stage one of your plan. A disturbance in the force leads me to believe the ultimate path you will take is to join forces with the ultimate dark force in the galaxy..AOL! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It is very funny that you would say that - one of the other job opportunities I ultimately turned down was to work on a large Exchange migration for...

    <b>AOL Time-Warner!!!</b>

    The force is strong with this one...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Does it pay well? That's all that really matters.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pretty well by MS standards. I took a bit of a cut just so I could have the job on my resume and the experience I'd gain from having the ultimate inside track to working on AD; you know, right from the horse's mouth.

    The cool thing is more the working conditions - shorts and t-shirts, x-box consoles everywhere, free drinks, cutting edge equipment and software, etc...
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-MonsieurEvil+Jun 11 2004, 09:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 11 2004, 09:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    The cool thing is more the working conditions - shorts and t-shirts, x-box consoles everywhere, free drinks, cutting edge equipment and software, etc... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nice....
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