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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Reading this topic has made me vomit all over my keyboard.

    Good job I don't have diabetes.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jun 27 2004, 12:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jun 27 2004, 12:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Reading this topic has made me vomit all over my keyboard. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You type quite well for a guy still picking bits of sweetcorn out from under his space bar.

    honestly, if you don't like it, don't knock it, just don't read it. Nobody forced you to.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Man...I find myself falling for this girl all over again every time I see her. When I walked into Borders yesterday(where we decided to meet), I just about collapsed- she was in these long modern capris, and a white tank-top(Which almost always if she wears one of those- it also has a jacket too). Man...hmm. Wondering: Is it normal to have a constant feeling like your heart is pounding so fast that when you put your hand on your chest, you feel no heartbeat? It was constantly like that yesterday...and every time I think about her, I get the same feeling- this INSANE adrenaline rush, and I can't stop thinking about her. I mean, I know I got it bad- any time I don't have something to think about, it ends up being her(load times, making sandwiches, commercials...)- her image and her voice just fills my head, and I start getting lightheaded, and get the intense NEED to just grab hold of her and hug her, as tight as I can.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sheesh, get a sodding room!

    Wait, that's not the Christian way..

    Get a sodding marriage!
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    If your going to have a 7 page thread filled with you gushing over this chick give us a face to pair up with your comments.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    draw one in mspaint.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 26 2004, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 26 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> draw one in mspaint. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG!!!
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited June 2004
    swift's is very nice, but flint, you win for accuracy..

    hey quau, btw, what're her measurements? hrhr
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 26 2004, 07:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 26 2004, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> swift's is very nice, but flint, you win for accuracy..

    hey quau, btw, what're her measurements? hrhr <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Gah, I should have known, holywood has been saying it for years, you can't beat sex!
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    But you can emulate sex with beat.

    Prize for me? It can be a suitable JPG, I suppose.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Jun 26 2004, 05:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Jun 26 2004, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If she looks anything like your avatar, then booyah <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    seconded
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    My girlfriend looks like my avatar.

    Hoho, I kill myself... literally, I am so emo. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    More like your girlfriend'll kill you, that is if she ever sees these boards of course <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    but, really. who else thinks that quau should tear his gaze from the poor broad's face, and appreciate the rest of her body.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Ah leave the kid alone Zig, let him have his romance.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jun 26 2004, 08:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jun 26 2004, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> More like your girlfriend'll kill you, that is if she ever sees these boards of course  <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Exactly why I'm not posting a picture of her.

    I also think it's kinda creepy to have all of you people leering at her.

    <b>Edit:</b> Oh, you thought I meant she's ugly. No sir, quite the opposite.

    <b>Edit 2:</b> I felt this needed to be in here: <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    well he can't just take the sweety gushy stuff and leave the CARNAL element to collect dust..

    you gotta appreciate the whole package.
  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Actually, I would be pretty weirded out if a guy spent THE WHOLE TIME looking at my face. I'm not a floating head, kiddo. As long as Quau doesn't check her out like a piece of meat, I don't think there'd be a problem... but then again I don't know what kind of girl this is. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Maybe all she is is a floating head, or a head in a jar or something.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited June 2004
    athena: attagirl.

    hives: i am sad.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Awww, I'm sorry zig. You can put her boobs in another jar if it makes you happy.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    /me books some therapy
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 27 2004, 02:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 27 2004, 02:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /me books some therapy <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll take some of that.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    Well, I'll tell you what kind of girl she is:

    See, she's a Christian with Mormonistic morals. Though she blushes a lot when I look at her, I think its because most people don't look her in the eye, and I think its kind of new to her.

    Now don't get me wrong- the rest of the body is great. I HAVE noticed that she has a nice chest and a great butt, but they don't attract me as much as the face. And I think she likes that- I mean, I treat her like a woman, not like a **** or a slave or just a person, like most of her friends do(or in the case of "just somebody"- her parents). I mean, our friends are good friends, but to her, she's still just a person, they don't treat her as a woman.

    One thing I've noticed about her: She blushes EXACTLY like a anime character, and has the same nervous smile. I swear, everything about this girl makes me rave, feel good, feel alive. I find myself acting more exaggerated around her, yet controlled, content, and calm.

    Something to add, more of a question to Athena or any woman here- so guys, don't comment. I've seen it work sometimes and others no, so lets see what the women actually think.

    <span style='color:red'>Edit:</span>If I wrote her(while she's in Utah now- waaah) a e-mail, telling her how I feel about her, around her, and when I think about her, telling her my true feelings instead of hiding them- would that be a smart idea? Note that I have a good vocabulary and grammar, so it wouldn't be full of tons of the stupid AOLer stuff that I'm sure would knock the romance clean off. Would she appreciate that? Or would it be the worst move I could possibly make, or whatever in between? I want some woman intuition here- I'd appreciate it.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Jun 26 2004, 08:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Jun 26 2004, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:red'>Edit:</span>If I wrote her(while she's in Utah now- waaah) a e-mail, telling her how I feel about her, around her, and when I think about her, telling her my true feelings instead of hiding them- would that be a smart idea? Note that I have a good vocabulary and grammar, so it wouldn't be full of tons of the stupid AOLer stuff that I'm sure would knock the romance clean off. Would she appreciate that? Or would it be the worst move I could possibly make, or whatever in between? I want some woman intuition here- I'd appreciate it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your playing with fire here boy, but if you say it peotically enough, you can say pretty much whatever you want (within reason). If your gonna do it, say if reasonably formally, in letter format, with lots of filler, and don't go over the top or seem clingy.

    [saying tentively]Should work...

    [edit] I sould really read more thourougly <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->more of a question to Athena or any woman here- so guys, don't comment.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sorry... but my advice still stands <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    er.. i'm not supposed to comment, but.. voice > email.

    compose the eloquent ballad or whatever you're gonna write, and then call her up and spit it like MC front.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 26 2004, 09:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 26 2004, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> er.. i'm not supposed to comment, but.. voice > email.

    compose the eloquent ballad or whatever you're gonna write, and then call her up and spit it like MC front. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As long as you don't stutter and crack your voice, this plan recieves A+
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