I Eat For Christ
OttoDestruct
Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">College + Religion = Funny</div> So.... I was walking back to my room just now, when some people hand me a pamphlet. Generally I just take it, put it in my pocket, and go on whenever this happens, being that I'm a polite guy. It just so happened that they handed me a small 'comic book' of Tom Chick strips. As soon as I saw the art style I knew it was his work, I didn't have to look at the author. So immediately in a crowd of people, in front of the three people wearing those human-banner sign thingies draped over them, I yell out,
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>I EAT FOR CHRIST</span>.
Then I walked off. I imagine they looked at me funny.
Thank you for allowing me to waste 30 seconds of your time.
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>I EAT FOR CHRIST</span>.
Then I walked off. I imagine they looked at me funny.
Thank you for allowing me to waste 30 seconds of your time.
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you suck.
That is all.
Too bad Malibu Stacey doesnt get the inside joke! buhah!
GJ..
I don't know. They looked the age to be students, but its an odd time to not have a class (11:30) on a monday.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
(now at UPenn)
Regardless, the best parody that I've ever seen is where Howard Hallis spoofs one of <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp' target='_blank'>chick's tracts</a> by inserting H.P. Lovecraft's loveable squid Cthulhu into the mix - Hallis had to take down the original spoof for legal reasons, but you can view the spoof <a href='http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312' target='_blank'>here</a> - just scroll down for the Monday, December 8, 2003 update.
Regardless, the best parody that I've ever seen is where Howard Hallis spoofs one of <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp' target='_blank'>chick's tracts</a> by inserting H.P. Lovecraft's loveable squid Cthulhu into the mix - Hallis had to take down the original spoof for legal reasons, but you can view the spoof <a href='http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312' target='_blank'>here</a> - just scroll down for the Monday, December 8, 2003 update. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, that doesn't even come close to comparing to any of Esuna's parodies. Especially the one that tailsin took down. I know it was your job tailsin, but I'll never forgive you for that one.
In any case, GG Otto, that earns you a whole friggen bag of Death Cookies. I envy you, because I might not have had the courage to do as you have done, and spread the word of Chick Tract Parody. And as far as college students not being in class at 11:30, that really isn't so odd, I myself, and many people I know take all early morning classes. I am only taking 12 hours this year, because I'm lazy so I have to get adjusted, and I get out of my last class on M/W/F at 10:00 am. So it just depends on people's schedules and what times are usually offered on your campus.
EDIT: Wow, there were way more comics removed then I realized. Probably shouldn't have had swearing in them, just so they could stay. Course John ****** is a swear word, that just makes sense, right?
In any case, GG Otto, that earns you a whole friggen bag of Death Cookies. I envy you, because I might not have had the courage to do as you have done, and spread the word of Chick Tract Parody. And as far as college students not being in class at 11:30, that really isn't so odd, I myself, and many people I know take all early morning classes. I am only taking 12 hours this year, because I'm lazy so I have to get adjusted, and I get out of my last class on M/W/F at 10:00 am. So it just depends on people's schedules and what times are usually offered on your campus.
EDIT: Wow, there were way more comics removed then I realized. Probably shouldn't have had swearing in them, just so they could stay. Course John ****** is a swear word, that just makes sense, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
10:00 am? Man, that's when I get up for classes.
...except today, when my alarm - though set correctly (checked it once I got back) decided not to go off... Good thing I don't know what time it's really supposed to be and my clock is 10 minutes fast, so I essential woke up at 10:57...3 minutes to get to class <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
I wonder if its still censored....
The joke is officially dead. <--- *edit* Yep *edit*
Wait no, I don't have to rename him. No one must stop me from uttering <b>his</b> name.
<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Freedom</span> <span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Loaf</span>
Yay! Huzzah!
Although if one make physical contact, I'm very tempted to grab his pamplets and ram them down his throat, then stamp the life out of his face. That's probably the "latent rage" thing the shrink's always going on about.
<img src='http://images.killermovies.com/w/wimbledon/gallery/poster.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Maybe two reasons.
"Coming soon!"
or like my parents have this small book called "Grace." To me it's more like, "Grace, God works only when your fubar; so start drinking!"
dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$
If looks could kill, I'd be lying in a puddle of my own blood.
Honestly though, Christians don't, unless they're morons, try and scare people into converts. We do, however, believe that mankind is fallen from God, and Christ reconciled mankind to God. Our spreading the word isn't an act of trying to bolster Sunday attendance, but rather to try and share what we've found that's changed our lives.
That said, Otto, you rule.
Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D
(now at UPenn) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I feel so close to you, man.