Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot.
<!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital.
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<!--QuoteBegin-404NotFound+Sep 13 2004, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (404NotFound @ Sep 13 2004, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> And be sure to wear blackface.
<!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_<
<!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Roffle, trolling IRL.
<!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 03:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 03:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> i dont talk like that... and what do the typos represent?
er... im not a stoner
>_>
<_<
see in the comic the guy was holding a burger and so its a religious comic so the guy says "I EAT FOR CHRIST" ..... better just ask esuna
<!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Sep 13 2004, 03:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Sep 13 2004, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Dahm you Esuna!!! I'll create a catch phrase to match yours someday!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You have already been defeated make your time.
Actually I loved that one you made about the... <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>you know..</span> <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>the thing.</span> <b>Anyway</b> you all did quite well, <i>equally</i> in creating comics to please the masses.
every time i go to the mall theres a guy handing out booklets about jesus christ our saviour and lord. not jack chick, not hypocritical, but still annoying.
this time i told him nothanks, ive already got a few of those booklets. he said but do you READ them? and i said, Yeah. They're Funny.
<!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Here's the real explanation, right from the horse's mouth.
It was like, 1:30am, i was really tired but compelled to Potatochop one of Chick's Tracts. Due to the lack of planning and my barely-awake state, i just put whatever sounded funny to me. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-RabbiSatan+Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RabbiSatan @ Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jack Chick is often the but end of jokes at the usual skeptic / atheist forums that I frequent - The ironic thing that he doesn't realise is that he unintentionally makes parodying of his strips obsolete - mainly because they're so irrevocably <i>stupid</i> and whacked out in the first place.
Regardless, the best parody that I've ever seen is where Howard Hallis spoofs one of <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp' target='_blank'>chick's tracts</a> by inserting H.P. Lovecraft's loveable squid Cthulhu into the mix - Hallis had to take down the original spoof for legal reasons, but you can view the spoof <a href='http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312' target='_blank'>here</a> - just scroll down for the Monday, December 8, 2003 update. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Dude, that doesn't even come close to comparing to any of Esuna's parodies. Especially the one that tailsin took down. I know it was your job tailsin, but I'll never forgive you for that one.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
esuna makes another good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 14 2004, 02:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 14 2004, 02:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats just the voices in your head, dont worry, you'll come to your senses one day and realise that there is nobody out there.
<!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 14 2004, 03:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 14 2004, 03:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> And they say Atheists are scary. Looney house anyone?
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Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital.
Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
And be sure to wear blackface.
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_<
Roffle, trolling IRL.
^^
I would say that was a decent 30 seconds
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i dont talk like that... and what do the typos represent?
er... im not a stoner
>_>
<_<
see in the comic the guy was holding a burger and so its a religious comic so the guy says "I EAT FOR CHRIST" ..... better just ask esuna
You have already been defeated make your time.
Actually I loved that one you made about the... <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>you know..</span> <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>the thing.</span> <b>Anyway</b> you all did quite well, <i>equally</i> in creating comics to please the masses.
this time i told him nothanks, ive already got a few of those booklets. he said but do you READ them? and i said, Yeah. They're Funny.
he looked pretty mad. so i kept walking.
I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Here's the real explanation, right from the horse's mouth.
It was like, 1:30am, i was really tired but compelled to Potatochop one of Chick's Tracts. Due to the lack of planning and my barely-awake state, i just put whatever sounded funny to me. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-RabbiSatan+Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RabbiSatan @ Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jack Chick is often the but end of jokes at the usual skeptic / atheist forums that I frequent - The ironic thing that he doesn't realise is that he unintentionally makes parodying of his strips obsolete - mainly because they're so irrevocably <i>stupid</i> and whacked out in the first place.
Regardless, the best parody that I've ever seen is where Howard Hallis spoofs one of <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp' target='_blank'>chick's tracts</a> by inserting H.P. Lovecraft's loveable squid Cthulhu into the mix - Hallis had to take down the original spoof for legal reasons, but you can view the spoof <a href='http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312' target='_blank'>here</a> - just scroll down for the Monday, December 8, 2003 update. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, that doesn't even come close to comparing to any of Esuna's parodies. Especially the one that tailsin took down. I know it was your job tailsin, but I'll never forgive you for that one.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Edited for moderated lovelyness.
<img src='http://esuna.thezazi.net/images/misc/daikaedit.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
/slap
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.
Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
/slap
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats just the voices in your head, dont worry, you'll come to your senses one day and realise that there is nobody out there.
1) Does God exist? And are you stupid if you believe in Him?
2) Hitler/Stalin/WW2.
Nurse, record the time of death as 13:08 GMT. Cause of death: pseudo-theological debate.
Quau-NAUT!
Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!
QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
/slap
Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
And they say Atheists are scary.
Looney house anyone?