I Eat For Christ

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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-404NotFound+Sep 13 2004, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (404NotFound @ Sep 13 2004, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow. Just wow. I was walking to my 2:00 calculus class, there were MORE of these guys out there (like 15 as opposed to the 3 earlier) with one guy acting like he was at a revivial. I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just make a big wooden cross, nab some sandels and period clothes, and walk by. Ask them for directions to the nearest hospital. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And be sure to wear blackface.
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_<
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 13 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just about skipped class to do some flaming / trolling (there were like 100 students there) but decided I'd be better off learning than attempting to incite a riot. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Roffle, trolling IRL.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Sep 13 2004, 09:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 13 2004, 09:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Otto, you sir, are a hero. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^^

    I would say that was a decent 30 seconds
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 03:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 03:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i dont talk like that... and what do the typos represent?

    er... im not a stoner

    >_>

    <_<

    see in the comic the guy was holding a burger and so its a religious comic so the guy says "I EAT FOR CHRIST" ..... better just ask esuna
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    You sir, are a hero. A red-blooded American Hero. I'm recommending that you be awartded the Congressional Medal of Pure Ownage.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Sep 13 2004, 03:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Sep 13 2004, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Dahm you Esuna!!! I'll create a catch phrase to match yours someday!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You have already been defeated make your time.

    Actually I loved that one you made about the... <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>you know..</span> <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>the thing.</span> <b>Anyway</b> you all did quite well, <i>equally</i> in creating comics to please the masses.
  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    The one about the doom comic was the best.
  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    every time i go to the mall theres a guy handing out booklets about jesus christ our saviour and lord. not jack chick, not hypocritical, but still annoying.

    this time i told him nothanks, ive already got a few of those booklets. he said but do you READ them? and i said, Yeah. They're Funny.

    he looked pretty mad. so i kept walking.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i don't mean to be a spoilsport or anything... but the joke never really did anything for me and it still doesn't o_o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I think because all of them appeared tripped out that perhaps when the guy said, "I EAT FOR CHRIST!" that he actually meant in the actual sense, "I EAT MARIJUANA BROWNIES FOR CHRIST!" I postulate this on the fact that the first guy said, "woh dood, that's soo deep." Cmon, that's sooo stoner language >_< <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Here's the real explanation, right from the horse's mouth.

    It was like, 1:30am, i was really tired but compelled to Potatochop one of Chick's Tracts. Due to the lack of planning and my barely-awake state, i just put whatever sounded funny to me. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Sep 13 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-RabbiSatan+Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RabbiSatan @ Sep 13 2004, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jack Chick is often the but end of jokes at the usual skeptic / atheist forums that I frequent - The ironic thing that he doesn't realise is that he unintentionally makes parodying of his strips obsolete - mainly because they're so irrevocably <i>stupid</i> and whacked out in the first place.

    Regardless, the best parody that I've ever seen is where Howard Hallis spoofs one of <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp' target='_blank'>chick's tracts</a> by inserting H.P. Lovecraft's loveable squid Cthulhu into the mix - Hallis had to take down the original spoof for legal reasons, but you can view the spoof <a href='http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312' target='_blank'>here</a> - just scroll down for the Monday, December 8, 2003 update. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude, that doesn't even come close to comparing to any of Esuna's parodies. Especially the one that tailsin took down. I know it was your job tailsin, but I'll never forgive you for that one.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Edited for moderated lovelyness.

    <img src='http://esuna.thezazi.net/images/misc/daikaedit.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    esuna makes another good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quau-NAUT!

    Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!

    QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /slap

    Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Can you please tell me whats so funny about the quote :/
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 14 2004, 02:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 14 2004, 02:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quau-NAUT!

    Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!

    QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /slap

    Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Thats just the voices in your head, dont worry, you'll come to your senses one day and realise that there is nobody out there.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    You can tell a topic is dead when the subject degenerates into either:

    1) Does God exist? And are you stupid if you believe in Him?
    2) Hitler/Stalin/WW2.

    Nurse, record the time of death as 13:08 GMT. Cause of death: pseudo-theological debate.
  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 14 2004, 03:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 14 2004, 03:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Sep 13 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dam it. I m just angry to all these religious people who are mislead by lies. I mean, cmon, it's time to realize that you are ALONE in this world and not going to be saved by another dream capsule.!#@!$@#$<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quau-NAUT!

    Quick kida, take my dirty magazine to counteract Naut's baptisimal hyperbeams!

    QUAUNAUT'S HYPERBEAMS: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->:D:D:D:D <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /slap

    Kida, I remember when you used to be dedicated enough to have a scripture in your sig. I wish I knew what was lost, but I dunno. I'm as intense a Christian as I've ever been, and its never goin. I'm on a constant talking basis with him, and maybe I'm crazy, I dunno, but I know that he's there, talking right back, giving me everything I need to keep going. Hopefully he'll do that for you again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And they say Atheists are scary.
    Looney house anyone?
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