Ashlee Simpson Screw Up

juice · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Oct 24 2004, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Now if you want to see some impressive background vocal work live, check out Howie Day. Not my kind of music so much but it's incredible - the guy just plays over looping tracks of himself he recorded just seconds before. -That- takes talent. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I just saw a guy who did the exact same thing, it wasn't Howie Day though... opened for Satriani. Oh except he played guitar and sang and used both his vocals and guitar in the looping tracks... is that the same as Howie Day?

N1Rampage · October 2004

I think her band did it on purpose. They started playing another song's music just to probably screw her over. The band sounds good, just not her. Never know, she could have said something mean to them or did something to screw them over, and they got revenge.

They all will have jobs just not her <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Carti · October 2004

I just wish UK residents could actually have access to see SNL.. it looks like a funny show.

As for the Ashlee Simpson screw up, good game. Her singing life is over as far as i can tell.. unless her fans find her 'excuse' reasonable.

RustySpoon · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cartman2b^ @ Oct 24 2004, 02:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I just wish UK residents could actually have access to see SNL.. it looks like a funny show.

As for the Ashlee Simpson screw up, good game. Her singing life is over as far as i can tell.. unless her fans find her 'excuse' reasonable.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Her "fans" are 12 year old schoolgirls, who call themselves ponyprincess90123
and chat on AIM all day. Yay for the eager minds of tomorrow.

/end mini rant

POOP_Akira · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (N1Rampage @ Oct 24 2004, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I think her band did it on purpose. They started playing another song's music just to probably screw her over. The band sounds good, just not her. Never know, she could have said something mean to them or did something to screw them over, and they got revenge.

They all will have jobs just not her <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Awesome way to think of it...

DOOManiac · October 2004

Who the hell is Ashlee Simpson?

But yeah, we got enough of this being 'shocking' when Milli Vanilli did it. :P

jumpingjoda · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 24 2004, 09:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Who the hell is Ashlee Simpson?

But yeah, we got enough of this being 'shocking' when Milli Vanilli did it. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Oh god, no!
The images in my head!!!!

Cereal_KillR · October 2004

I have no idea who she is nor who Milli Vanilli is.

Apparently she's a pop star.

DOOManiac · October 2004

Not a she, a he. well, 2 he's. Two unrelated guys who you'd think were twin brothers that took 1989 by storm.

Their popularity peeked when they did a guest spot on the Super Mario 3 cartoon show, in which Princess Toadstool is infatuated with them, they come to the Mushroom Kingdom to do a concert, and are thus kidnapped by Bowser and his kids, whose daughter is also infatuated with them.

<a href='http://www.fabricemorvan.com/mv_bio.html' target='_blank'>More info on Milli Vanilli here</a>.

Cereal_KillR · October 2004

I was talking about Ashlee Simpson but you still taught me something <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Liku · October 2004

That's what the b*tch gets.

pardzh · October 2004

Never saw this coming.

POOP_Akira · October 2004

I really wish I would have seen it myself.

Gwahir · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 24 2004, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Not a she, a he. well, 2 he's. Two unrelated guys who you'd think were twin brothers that took 1989 by storm.

Their popularity peeked when they did a guest spot on the Super Mario 3 cartoon show, in which Princess Toadstool is infatuated with them, they come to the Mushroom Kingdom to do a concert, and are thus kidnapped by Bowser and his kids, whose daughter is also infatuated with them.

<a href='http://www.fabricemorvan.com/mv_bio.html' target='_blank'>More info on Milli Vanilli here</a>.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
the worst part about this: I remember that episode...

Tequila · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cartman2b^ @ Oct 24 2004, 08:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I just wish UK residents could actually have access to see SNL.. it looks like a funny show.
 </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
We do: if you've got Sky, it's often on the Paramount channel.

Mullet · October 2004

Ashlee Simpson is hot.....so who cares if she messed up? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Quaunaut · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (juice @ Oct 24 2004, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I hate ashley simpson. I watched snl last night and she was horrible. Jude law introduced her through gritted teeth. Actually as far as the sync-ing goes they have a semi-new method for live performances where they mix live and tape, live. Ever seen tatu live? So she sings her best, and when she gets to parts that aren't as vocally challenging, they mix in her live voice; for other parts, it's gone completely, and for some multi-voice parts, they put it in the background. With such a horrible voice of course she has to lip sync on stage. God they had to use the frequency tools at the studio to get her to the right freaking notes anyways. She can't even dance/move well while singing. While watching the show, I just looked at those sorry musicians playing with her, who will later commit suicide from the trauma. At least THEY weren't air guitar sync-ing. It's so pathetic how record companies can take someone with nothing, no talent, whatsoever, and sell a million cds.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
...sounds like you've never heard her without a band behind her, practicing. Frankly, she's got a DAMNED good voice- 10x better than her Sister's easily.

I think a lot of you guys are just bashing her because "OMG she es richar tehn meh! mst bsh4x hur!"

NumbersNotFound · October 2004

We're bashing her because she has a relation to Jessica "Chicken of the sea" Simpson.

Tequila · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Oct 25 2004, 12:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (juice @ Oct 24 2004, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I hate ashley simpson. I watched snl last night and she was horrible. Jude law introduced her through gritted teeth. Actually as far as the sync-ing goes they have a semi-new method for live performances where they mix live and tape, live. Ever seen tatu live? So she sings her best, and when she gets to parts that aren't as vocally challenging, they mix in her live voice; for other parts, it's gone completely, and for some multi-voice parts, they put it in the background. With such a horrible voice of course she has to lip sync on stage. God they had to use the frequency tools at the studio to get her to the right freaking notes anyways. She can't even dance/move well while singing. While watching the show, I just looked at those sorry musicians playing with her, who will later commit suicide from the trauma. At least THEY weren't air guitar sync-ing. It's so pathetic how record companies can take someone with nothing, no talent, whatsoever, and sell a million cds. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
...sounds like you've never heard her without a band behind her, practicing. Frankly, she's got a DAMNED good voice- 10x better than her Sister's easily.

I think a lot of you guys are just bashing her because "OMG she es richar tehn meh! mst bsh4x hur!"  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
No, if I bash her it's because she's pretty much talentless and produces the kind of middle-of-the-road rubbish that pollutes today's musical market.

She is fit though, so it's not all bad.

Quaunaut · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Oct 24 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Oct 25 2004, 12:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (juice @ Oct 24 2004, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I hate ashley simpson. I watched snl last night and she was horrible. Jude law introduced her through gritted teeth. Actually as far as the sync-ing goes they have a semi-new method for live performances where they mix live and tape, live. Ever seen tatu live? So she sings her best, and when she gets to parts that aren't as vocally challenging, they mix in her live voice; for other parts, it's gone completely, and for some multi-voice parts, they put it in the background. With such a horrible voice of course she has to lip sync on stage. God they had to use the frequency tools at the studio to get her to the right freaking notes anyways. She can't even dance/move well while singing. While watching the show, I just looked at those sorry musicians playing with her, who will later commit suicide from the trauma. At least THEY weren't air guitar sync-ing. It's so pathetic how record companies can take someone with nothing, no talent, whatsoever, and sell a million cds. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
...sounds like you've never heard her without a band behind her, practicing. Frankly, she's got a DAMNED good voice- 10x better than her Sister's easily.

I think a lot of you guys are just bashing her because "OMG she es richar tehn meh! mst bsh4x hur!" </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
No, if I bash her it's because she's pretty much talentless and produces the kind of middle-of-the-road rubbish that pollutes today's musical market.

She is fit though, so it's not all bad.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Let me ask this: Who do you think has talent? And don't give me one of those BS screamer bands <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

UnCritical · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Oct 25 2004, 01:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Oct 24 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Oct 25 2004, 12:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (juice @ Oct 24 2004, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I hate ashley simpson. I watched snl last night and she was horrible. Jude law introduced her through gritted teeth. Actually as far as the sync-ing goes they have a semi-new method for live performances where they mix live and tape, live. Ever seen tatu live? So she sings her best, and when she gets to parts that aren't as vocally challenging, they mix in her live voice; for other parts, it's gone completely, and for some multi-voice parts, they put it in the background. With such a horrible voice of course she has to lip sync on stage. God they had to use the frequency tools at the studio to get her to the right freaking notes anyways. She can't even dance/move well while singing. While watching the show, I just looked at those sorry musicians playing with her, who will later commit suicide from the trauma. At least THEY weren't air guitar sync-ing. It's so pathetic how record companies can take someone with nothing, no talent, whatsoever, and sell a million cds. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
...sounds like you've never heard her without a band behind her, practicing. Frankly, she's got a DAMNED good voice- 10x better than her Sister's easily.

I think a lot of you guys are just bashing her because "OMG she es richar tehn meh! mst bsh4x hur!" </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
No, if I bash her it's because she's pretty much talentless and produces the kind of middle-of-the-road rubbish that pollutes today's musical market.

She is fit though, so it's not all bad. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Let me ask this: Who do you think has talent? And don't give me one of those BS screamer bands <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Depends on your point of view and defination of 'talent'
As i see it, she may well have talent as a singer. But to me that doesnt really mean much. She was just born with the natural ability to sing.

As a musician she is way down the list. I highly doubt she writes her own songs, cant play any instrument and I would say she doesn't make any decisions about her career or her music herself.
She isn't the talent behind her musical career. She's just the voice.

Boomstick · October 2004

Girl you know its Girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its true

0blique · October 2004

Ehhh, such are the risks of the lip synching lifestyle.

DrSuredeath · October 2004

<a href='http://www.vh1.com/artists/boards/main.jhtml/ashlee_simpson/ThreadList?offset=0&_requestid=578298' target='_blank'>The flamage at Vh1 message board</a>

Oh the fun

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Liku · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Oct 24 2004, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <a href='http://www.vh1.com/artists/boards/main.jhtml/ashlee_simpson/ThreadList?offset=0&_requestid=578298' target='_blank'>The flamage at Vh1 message board</a>

Oh the fun

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Is it just me? Or does anyone else find that lovely? I smell smoke coming from my modem, and now it's up in flames!

Cold_NiTe · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Oct 24 2004, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <a href='http://www.vh1.com/artists/boards/main.jhtml/ashlee_simpson/ThreadList?offset=0&_requestid=578298' target='_blank'>The flamage at Vh1 message board</a>

Oh the fun

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Absolutely blunderful. And so much fun to read.
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>IT WILL BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING OF ALL THE EMBARRASSING PERFORMANCES YET. BAD MISTAKE BY THE LABEL AS HER WEAK STRAINED VOICE WILL BE SEEN WITHOUT electronic pitch correction.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>TRUTH</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Genius.

username · October 2004

if there is anyone out there who still likes this talentless ****, my friend sent me this last night: <a href='http://members.optusnet.com.au/~calvinbaker/ashlee_pieces_of_me.mp3' target='_blank'>click</a>.

(live radio recording, that's legal right?)

prepare to laugh. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Liku · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (username @ Oct 24 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> if there is anyone out there who still likes this talentless ****, my friend sent me this last night: <a href='http://members.optusnet.com.au/~calvinbaker/ashlee_pieces_of_me.mp3' target='_blank'>click</a>.

(live radio recording, that's legal right?)

prepare to laugh. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Bwahahaha. It's just getting worse and worse! GG Asslee Simpson.

Cold_NiTe · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (username @ Oct 24 2004, 10:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> if there is anyone out there who still likes this talentless ****, my friend sent me this last night: <a href='http://members.optusnet.com.au/~calvinbaker/ashlee_pieces_of_me.mp3' target='_blank'>click</a>.

(live radio recording, that's legal right?)

prepare to laugh. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
This I must see.

W...T....F...

Yeah "you can hardly catch your breath" you talentless bastage. My cat could sing better, especially as I beat it.

I don't claim to be a great singer. I just hate the way pop culture has changed society's view of music. She makes millions with that, and yet I am sure there are a thousand poor people who could do a better job who will never gain recognition because they don't have the name.

AveSatanas · October 2004

Remixed LOL
<a href='http://onetrick.net/Ashlee_Sax.mpg' target='_blank'>Benny Hill remix</a>

Ashlee Simpson Screw Up

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