<!--QuoteBegin-pieceofsoap+Jan 16 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pieceofsoap @ Jan 16 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Next time I go through LA, Im gonna bring a suitcase full of money, A full suit of body armor, and an assault rifle. It should at least put me on par with the locals.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Krad+Nov 11 2004, 07:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Krad @ Nov 11 2004, 07:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG, 200th post! I am now a MIGHTY.... POWERFUL... uh.... Minion.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Fantasmo+Nov 2 2004, 04:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fantasmo @ Nov 2 2004, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->In the absence of words a rockin banana says it all.
This just in! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Archevil+Nov 11 2004, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Archevil @ Nov 11 2004, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have noticed a few things about the rules in combat small games. (6v6 or less) 1. Aliens are under no circumstances, allowed to evolve to anything apart from skulk and gorge. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 2. If an alien evolves to anything but a gorge or skulk, it should be flamed of the server and permanently banned. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 3. Marines are allowed to obtain jetpacks, heavy machineguns, shotguns, heavy armour, and just about anything else that will cause skulks and gorges to die incredibly easily. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 4. If an alien should contest the marines rights to wield weapons of skulk destruction, then said alien should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 5. If an alien should contest their lack of rights to evolve to something which may hinder the marine's total and utter dominance, then they should be left to play on the server on their own. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 6. If an alien gets redemption, cloaking, scent of fear, third hive abilities, silence, or focus, then that alien should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 7. If an alien should camp the marine spawn, ambush a marine, or in any other way use a tactic which may ensure victory, they should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men. 8. The aliens must therefore sacrifice their abilities to win games so that the marines may win theirs. If an alien team is in keeping with these rules and manages to win, then they must be repeatedly flamed because they are hackers and use cheap tactics to win. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
Please go out to every server now and enforce these rules. Fly my pretties, fly!
Note: If anyone missed the reference to Shakespeare's Julius Caesar at the end of every rule, then I pity you. Note the Second: This is entirely sarcastic. If you missed that, then I pity you. Note the Third: If you missed the Julius Caesar references and the sarcasm, you should either go drown yourself or go into a random combat server and enforce these rules as law.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
To make matters worse i happened to be at university when i tried that search. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Olmy+Nov 12 2004, 11:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Olmy @ Nov 12 2004, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To make matters worse i happened to be at university when i tried that search. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> hahahaha
This was unanimously agreed on taht had to be posted here last night...
I forget the comm's name... but the player was Fr33zer
This happened over voicechat on the G4B2S classic server
Fr33zer: Comm, MEDS AND AMMO, MEDS AND AMMO OMG OMG COMM MEDS AND AMMO NOW NOW NOW (or similar) Comm: Umm... use a command, i dont know where you are Fr33zer: OH MY GOD COMM, LOOK AT MY SCORE DAMMIT, MEDS AND AMMO Comm: Yupp, im looking at your score, where does it tell me where you are at? Fr33zer: COMM MEDS AND AMMO....GOOD GAME MORON, LOOK AT MY SCORE Comm: OK everyone, bring up the scores... look at Fr33zer's score,where does it tell me where Freezer is..? Now Freezer, where are you? I still dont know where you are... Fr33zer: IDIOT COMM!! Comm: Freezer, i still dont know where you are, im sorry.......Ok guys... attack the hive
Throughout the next several games we joked around by responding to any of the comms orders with "OMG OMG comm LOOK AT MY SCORE U IDIOT GIVE ME A RESNODE/HA/JP/GUN/MEDS/AMMO"
I'm about to try out that googlse search in a crowded internet café, I don't know what to expect but I'm feeling a bit crazy. I'll edit this post and let you know how it turns out. Hopefully having no volume should tame it down a bit...
P.S. Windelkron I just realised your avatar's not a dog...
<!--QuoteBegin--[Kobayashi]-+Nov 12 2004, 04:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-[Kobayashi]- @ Nov 12 2004, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> P.S. Windelkron I just realised your avatar's not a dog... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Looks like a dog to.....ooooh
<!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Nov 13 2004, 12:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Nov 13 2004, 12:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[Kobayashi+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-[Kobayashi)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->-,Nov 12 2004, 04:39 PM] P.S. Windelkron I just realised your avatar's not a dog... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Looks like a dog to.....ooooh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> you guys really thought it was a dog? wtg, I like cats anyway
<!--QuoteBegin-Windelkron+Nov 13 2004, 11:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Nov 13 2004, 11:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you guys really thought it was a dog? wtg, I like cats anyway <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Uhh... WTH is it? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Edit: Found another quote! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteBegin-Plecostomus+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Plecostomus)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Chez+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chez)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Are any video games 100% realistic? no, that is why they are fun..to get away from reality! if it where like everyday life it would be boring :-O. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> [sarcasm] Are you kidding? Who wouldn't want to play a "Pay Your Bills" simulation game?! I can see it now, you wake up with a hangover, go to work in a cubicle for 8 hours in real time, and the game ends when your heart gives and you keel over! What fun, who knows, maybe it'll outsell Halo 2?[/sarcasm]<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Nov 16 2004, 01:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Nov 16 2004, 01:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->FFS CHRONO, I'M NOT TED BUNDY, JEFFERY DHAMMER, OR ANY OTHER MASS SERIAL MURDERER.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I was playing in the Texas HK server and this guy named Crilorn was at my base playing with his lightbulb thing (F button) and this commander of mine dropped me a HMG. I was like "cool, a cool weapon." Then this jerk over there with the lights goes to me and says "Yo NSPlayer Nub give me your HMG!" It was my second time with that sort of weapon so I said "Hell NO!" He then started mic spamming my name and chanting a spell of some sort. Or a taunt... It was "Give me a HMG reverend nevermore or i will eject you!" I don't know why he called me a reverend... I'm like "what?" Then hes like "nevermind give me your HMG nub!" I was upset... I was done getting full clips from the round weapons dispensor. I told him "no f-en way!" Then he said that if I gave him the HMG he would "Dupe it" or something. I was like cool so i was like how? He told me to press the letter "G" and he took the HMG. He ran to the teleporter and i never saw him again... This sucks! The commander wouldn't give me another one! I played 2 more games (approximately 50 minutes of gaming) and i never got another HMG! I want you to ban this nub Crilorn from the internet or from steam. I want my HMG! I got scammed damn it! Of all games I got scammed! WTH? I hope all players arn't as mean as this one. Some of the players i encountered called me NEWB... WTH is a NEWB? OMG I am so dissapointed in this game. Half-Life was more fun becasue you won't be scared of the people you meet becasue it isn't online. Please ban him from the internet!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Damn that Forlorn, what a dirty googly eyed scammer! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Nov 12 2004, 08:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Nov 12 2004, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[Kobayashi+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-[Kobayashi)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->-,Nov 12 2004, 04:39 PM] P.S. Windelkron I just realised your avatar's not a dog... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Looks like a dog to.....ooooh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> im kinda confused, how does it look like a dog? it looks like a messed up face to me
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The BUS will actually be an NS MMORPG. * Marvel as you will start as a measly lvl1 marine, barely able to hold a simple LMG without shooting yourself in the foot and dieieiing, but end up as an uber-powerful lvl100 HA. * Be amazed at the choice of phat l3wt you will be able to amass and sell for NaniteCredits, ranging from the low level gorge droppings, progressing through skulk teeth and lerk clorfs (ahem) all the way to onos hides. * Prepare your jaw to drop as you start off with only a knife and a toothpick, but end up holding such amazing items as the +543 Holy Heavy Armour Of Carapace, and the +54 Impressive Mithril HMG Of D3wm. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
+ one from memory, <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Admin Slaps NSPlayer with 1337 damage NSPlayer: how much dmge does LEET do? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My personal best is seeing 2 guys on the THV server, then starting to talk to them on RCON. 5 minutes passed, and one of them asks: Bob: Mike, why did you say that? Mike: I didn't, you did... Bob: Holy **** mike, I think the server is talking to us. It turns out they'd both thought that my text was from the other person. :|
<!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+Nov 16 2004, 04:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ Nov 16 2004, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My personal best is seeing 2 guys on the THV server, then starting to talk to them on RCON. 5 minutes passed, and one of them asks: Bob: Mike, why did you say that? Mike: I didn't, you did... Bob: Holy **** mike, I think the server is talking to us. It turns out they'd both thought that my text was from the other person. :| <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ROFL
<!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Nov 11 2004, 11:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 11 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nemisis Zero+ in a thread related to women--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemisis Zero @ in a thread related to women)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Remember kids, this is the internet. Around here, gender is optional.<!--QuoteBegin-Someguy+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Someguy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG! What is he?!<!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Stop lying Pjofsky, and get your hand off my breast.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteBegin-Pjofsky+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Quaunaut's a guy.<!--QuoteBegin-Someguy+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Someguy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I was stuck staring at that girl's avatar...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> The "some guy" was me but that wasn't what I said. Use search damnit I don't like being misquoted. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
these are from my clipboard
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first? Player2: Flayra Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory? Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more* ... *Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment.
"there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war
If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?
Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.
The difference between a dream and accomplishment is purely desire
this is this cat this was is cat this is how cat this was to cat this is keep cat this was an cat this is idiot cat this was busy cat Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
they wanna fingerprint me and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while im shifting gears!
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves <jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to ****. <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
unfortunately, since the only thing i can do with a musical Instrument is sell it, all i can do is wish you the best of luck.
(Some pilot on planetside) If I say "eject!" and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself
I R GUNNA GO TO TEH SKOLL NAD LERN!
Focus on the goal, not the task
MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike <goatboy> what? <MooseOnDaLoose> ****. <goatboy> er? <MooseOnDaLoose> ****. <goatboy> and? <MooseOnDaLoose> ****. <goatboy> ... <MooseOnDaLoose> ****. <goatboy> i dont get it <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL. <goatboy> bastard
The Problem With Opportunity Is That It Only Knocks, While Temptation Kicks The Door In <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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It should at least put me on par with the locals.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Krad+Nov 11 2004, 07:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Krad @ Nov 11 2004, 07:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG, 200th post! I am now a MIGHTY.... POWERFUL... uh.... Minion.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
(Referring to this: <img src='http://notebookforums.com/images/smilies/banana.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />)
<!--QuoteBegin-Archevil+Nov 11 2004, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Archevil @ Nov 11 2004, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have noticed a few things about the rules in combat small games. (6v6 or less)
1. Aliens are under no circumstances, allowed to evolve to anything apart from skulk and gorge. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
2. If an alien evolves to anything but a gorge or skulk, it should be flamed of the server and permanently banned. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
3. Marines are allowed to obtain jetpacks, heavy machineguns, shotguns, heavy armour, and just about anything else that will cause skulks and gorges to die incredibly easily. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
4. If an alien should contest the marines rights to wield weapons of skulk destruction, then said alien should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
5. If an alien should contest their lack of rights to evolve to something which may hinder the marine's total and utter dominance, then they should be left to play on the server on their own. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
6. If an alien gets redemption, cloaking, scent of fear, third hive abilities, silence, or focus, then that alien should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
7. If an alien should camp the marine spawn, ambush a marine, or in any other way use a tactic which may ensure victory, they should be flamed. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
8. The aliens must therefore sacrifice their abilities to win games so that the marines may win theirs. If an alien team is in keeping with these rules and manages to win, then they must be repeatedly flamed because they are hackers and use cheap tactics to win. This is in keeping with the marines rules, and the marines are honourable men.
Please go out to every server now and enforce these rules. Fly my pretties, fly!
Note: If anyone missed the reference to Shakespeare's Julius Caesar at the end of every rule, then I pity you.
Note the Second: This is entirely sarcastic. If you missed that, then I pity you.
Note the Third: If you missed the Julius Caesar references and the sarcasm, you should either go drown yourself or go into a random combat server and enforce these rules as law.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<Olmy> don't EVER put emo kid into google's image search
<Olmy> EVER
<+Tailgunner-> :D
<@PS_Mouse> because?
<Olmy> well try it >_>
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<Olmy> rofl
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
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<Olmy> don't EVER put emo kid into google's image search
<Olmy> EVER
<+Tailgunner-> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<@PS_Mouse> because?
<Olmy> well try it >_>
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<Olmy> rofl
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> now don?t EVER put "emo kid" into googlse pic search<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol this happened one hour ago
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I forget the comm's name... but the player was Fr33zer
This happened over voicechat on the G4B2S classic server
Fr33zer: Comm, MEDS AND AMMO, MEDS AND AMMO OMG OMG COMM MEDS AND AMMO NOW NOW NOW (or similar)
Comm: Umm... use a command, i dont know where you are
Fr33zer: OH MY GOD COMM, LOOK AT MY SCORE DAMMIT, MEDS AND AMMO
Comm: Yupp, im looking at your score, where does it tell me where you are at?
Fr33zer: COMM MEDS AND AMMO....GOOD GAME MORON, LOOK AT MY SCORE
Comm: OK everyone, bring up the scores... look at Fr33zer's score,where does it tell me where Freezer is..? Now Freezer, where are you? I still dont know where you are...
Fr33zer: IDIOT COMM!!
Comm: Freezer, i still dont know where you are, im sorry.......Ok guys... attack the hive
Throughout the next several games we joked around by responding to any of the comms orders with "OMG OMG comm LOOK AT MY SCORE U IDIOT GIVE ME A RESNODE/HA/JP/GUN/MEDS/AMMO"
~Jason
<Olmy> don't EVER put emo kid into google's image search
<Olmy> EVER
<+Tailgunner-> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<@PS_Mouse> because?
<Olmy> well try it >_>
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
<Olmy> rofl
<+Tailgunner-> OMG
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omg
P.S. Windelkron I just realised your avatar's not a dog...
[Edit] I've seen worse but thankfully not irl.
Looks like a dog to.....ooooh
lmao
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rofl
lmao <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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lawl
Looks like a dog to.....ooooh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
you guys really thought it was a dog?
wtg, I like cats anyway
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Uhh... WTH is it? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Edit: Found another quote! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Plecostomus+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Plecostomus)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Chez+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chez)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Are any video games 100% realistic? no, that is why they are fun..to get away from reality! if it where like everyday life it would be boring :-O. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[sarcasm] Are you kidding? Who wouldn't want to play a "Pay Your Bills" simulation game?! I can see it now, you wake up with a hangover, go to work in a cubicle for 8 hours in real time, and the game ends when your heart gives and you keel over! What fun, who knows, maybe it'll outsell Halo 2?[/sarcasm]<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I ALSO DID SHOOT KENNEDY.
edit: DIDN'T*
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Ahahahahahah,
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I was playing in the Texas HK server and this guy named Crilorn was at my base playing with his lightbulb thing (F button) and this commander of mine dropped me a HMG. I was like "cool, a cool weapon." Then this jerk over there with the lights goes to me and says "Yo NSPlayer Nub give me your HMG!" It was my second time with that sort of weapon so I said "Hell NO!" He then started mic spamming my name and chanting a spell of some sort. Or a taunt... It was "Give me a HMG reverend nevermore or i will eject you!" I don't know why he called me a reverend... I'm like "what?" Then hes like "nevermind give me your HMG nub!" I was upset... I was done getting full clips from the round weapons dispensor. I told him "no f-en way!" Then he said that if I gave him the HMG he would "Dupe it" or something. I was like cool so i was like how? He told me to press the letter "G" and he took the HMG. He ran to the teleporter and i never saw him again... This sucks! The commander wouldn't give me another one! I played 2 more games (approximately 50 minutes of gaming) and i never got another HMG! I want you to ban this nub Crilorn from the internet or from steam. I want my HMG! I got scammed damn it! Of all games I got scammed! WTH? I hope all players arn't as mean as this one. Some of the players i encountered called me NEWB... WTH is a NEWB? OMG I am so dissapointed in this game. Half-Life was more fun becasue you won't be scared of the people you meet becasue it isn't online. Please ban him from the internet!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just a reminder guys, NS is not Diablo 2. :o)
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im kinda confused, how does it look like a dog? it looks like a messed up face to me
The BUS will actually be an NS MMORPG.
* Marvel as you will start as a measly lvl1 marine, barely able to hold a simple LMG without shooting yourself in the foot and dieieiing, but end up as an uber-powerful lvl100 HA.
* Be amazed at the choice of phat l3wt you will be able to amass and sell for NaniteCredits, ranging from the low level gorge droppings, progressing through skulk teeth and lerk clorfs (ahem) all the way to onos hides.
* Prepare your jaw to drop as you start off with only a knife and a toothpick, but end up holding such amazing items as the +543 Holy Heavy Armour Of Carapace, and the +54 Impressive Mithril HMG Of D3wm.
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+ one from memory,
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Admin Slaps NSPlayer with 1337 damage
NSPlayer: how much dmge does LEET do?
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My personal best is seeing 2 guys on the THV server, then starting to talk to them on RCON.
5 minutes passed, and one of them asks:
Bob: Mike, why did you say that?
Mike: I didn't, you did...
Bob: Holy **** mike, I think the server is talking to us.
It turns out they'd both thought that my text was from the other person. :|
5 minutes passed, and one of them asks:
Bob: Mike, why did you say that?
Mike: I didn't, you did...
Bob: Holy **** mike, I think the server is talking to us.
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ROFL
The "some guy" was me but that wasn't what I said. Use search damnit I don't like being misquoted. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first?
Player2: Flayra
Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory?
Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more*
...
*Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment.
"there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war
If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?
Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.
The difference between a dream and accomplishment is purely desire
this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was an cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
they wanna fingerprint me and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while im shifting gears!
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to ****.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
unfortunately, since the only thing i can do with a musical Instrument is sell it, all i can do is wish you the best of luck.
(Some pilot on planetside)
If I say "eject!" and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself
I R GUNNA GO TO TEH SKOLL NAD LERN!
Focus on the goal, not the task
MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> ****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
The Problem With Opportunity Is That It Only Knocks,
While Temptation Kicks The Door In
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