Bathroom Cleaning Supplies

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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Step 1.) Sprinkle Comet over the problem area.

    Step 2) Spray bleach on comet.

    Step 3) Cover generously with a layer of Scrubbing Bubbles.

    Step 4) Let sit for a day, with the door closed.(Make sure noone's in the bathroom when you do this.)

    Step 5) After obtaining gas mask, grab a hose. Open door, and from outside, open fire(water).

    NOTE: Don't enter bathroom for about a day, you might die. (The chlorine fumes are dangerous, or so I'm told.)

    Failing that, I use Simple Green.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Wait...why do you have hard water? They should improve the quality of water, or you should get better soap <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Well, I can bug my chemistry teacher on how to get rid of that black stuff, but for now I think Comet would do best.

    Failing that, a strong alkali-based cleaner should do....a REALLY strong one. Just be sure to wear rubber gloves, or your hands might begin to hurt really badly.

    And yes, chlorine fumes are poisonous. Yay for learning chemistry. Boring, but ever so useful when the time arrives.... <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thursday+Jan 30 2005, 10:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thursday @ Jan 30 2005, 10:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The best thing ever, CIF <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> (formerly known as JIF but the scandanavians could not say it so they changed it to CIF <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought it was the Chinese or Japanese that couldn't pronounce it? But whatever, I still call it JIF.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    ...

    Hard water is just water with lots of minerals dissolved in it. This will only cause white calcification buildup in your shower head. It won't cause black scum between tiles.

    --Scythe--
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    edited January 2005
    That black crap is probably mould, man. Get to nuking it.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scythe+Jan 30 2005, 02:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scythe @ Jan 30 2005, 02:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...

    Hard water is just water with lots of minerals dissolved in it. This will only cause white calcification buildup in your shower head. It won't cause black scum between tiles.

    --Scythe-- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But the crap on doom's feet from not showering properly will!
  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    Yes. Simple Green. I use that to get rid of the mildew and mold on my old car I am working on.

    Or you could try battery acid. That just sounds like it would work.

    But, yea. Simple Green ftw.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited January 2005
    lick it ftw

    If you live to reply here, then it's safe and you don't need to clean.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Don't make the same mistake our ancestors made and destroy it! Open up diplomatic relations with the tile scum.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Unless it proves smarter than you. Then kill it, KILL IT!
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Jan 30 2005, 09:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Jan 30 2005, 09:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Unless it proves smarter than you. Then kill it, KILL IT! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the most likely outcome of this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    edited January 2005
    You have to clean the bathroom?

    damn.

    Now I know why my guests seem to always be in a hurry to leave after they used my bathroom.
  • BobTheJanitorBobTheJanitor Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24228Members, NS1 Playtester
    You know I really don't know that much about cleaning. Irony, eh?
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BobTheJanitor+Jan 31 2005, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BobTheJanitor @ Jan 31 2005, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know I really don't know that much about cleaning. Irony, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL

    sigtime.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jan 30 2005, 09:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jan 30 2005, 09:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My cleanser of choice? Chernobyl-o-foam.

    <img src='http://bottom.stinkingfart.com/gusty/newpics/right.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Psst, the Americans don't get it.

    "It says 'guarenteed to remove ninety-nine percent........... of everything.'"
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    Soylen.. err simple green is great stuff.

    pluss you can drink it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> (I think)
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jan 31 2005, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jan 31 2005, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "It says 'guarenteed to remove ninety-nine percent........... of everything.'" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hooray! Someone who's great!
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited January 2005
    How about some piping hot concentrated sodium/potassium hydroxide(desolving it in water is an exothermic reaction so just make it concentrated enough and it will be really hot)?

    Leave it there for a long enough on skin and it denaturates the collagen into gellatine and turns the fats into the sodium salt of the fatty acid(AKA soap) as well as glycerol.

    I really wouldn't recommend hydrochloric acid as it evaporates readily(HCL is formed when it exits solution) which will make stuff corrode really well, if you get some on your skin that slimy feel is probably a tiny amount of fat on your skin being turned into soap, it's not a problem as long as you don't let it just sit there. Any acid that doesn't evaporate and is reasonably strong will be perfect for removing the mineral gunk but I don't think it will do anything at all to the mold/dirt, sure vinegar smells nice, but if you need something a little more powerfull buy a bag of lactic/citric/other acid from your super market, you can usually find them in the spice section(I think they are intended for making marmelade and removing calcium salts from coffee machines and stuff).

    Sodium hydroxide will only eat a way a little at metals that it is directly in touch with, especially aluminum. You need to wash it away with lots and lots of water afterwards. If you have to touch it for any extended periods of time use rubber gloves.

    If chemicals don't work or are too impractical(if you have to use liquid flourine to get rid of it you are probably better of with mechanical scrubbing of some kind <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->).
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