Mcdonald's Latest Attempt At Hip Teen Lingo

Epidemic · February 2005

<a href='http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index' target='_blank'>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index</a>

Banner ad at the top of the page.

Marik_Steele · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 1 2005, 08:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <a href='http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index' target='_blank'>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index</a>

Banner ad at the top of the page.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
...."Double cheeseburger, I'd hit it"?
...
...
somebody in that marketing department will get fired very veri quickly for this.

SLizer · February 2005

McDonalds FTW!!! I wanna lauh more.

Spacer · February 2005

Next we'll be seeing:
"Quarter Pounder Cheeseburger? OHSNAP."
or:
"Quarter Pounder Cheeseburger? IT'S A TRAP."
OR:
"ALL YOUR QUARTER CHEESEBURGER ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE BUY YOUR BURGER."

Depot · February 2005

I don't get it ...

but ...

GO G0 JACKSONVILLE !!! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' />

panda_de_malheureux · February 2005

Wassssuuuuuppppp?
Watching the game, having a cheeseburger.

TychoCelchuuu · February 2005

Eat all Cheeseburgers! For great justice!

Starchy · February 2005

What the chips?

Talesin · February 2005

And of course, it'll eventually become LOLBURGER

Actually, even more pathetic is the ads they have in the stores, telling you how to order.
'A double QPC' - Double quarter-blah-blah.
'A double QPC sticky' - Double-blah with extra cheese.
etc...

As if anyone will ever look at the guy behind the counter and say 'queuepeecee'. Instead of 'nasty-**** tofuburger with fake soy-cheese'.

twoflow · February 2005

Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now?

ANeM · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 06:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
apparently mcdonalds wants you to.

CplDavis · February 2005

Well is anyone really surprised?
I mean really, they are mcdonalds employees after all...

And if anyone here works at a mcdonalds dont get offended, im talking about the people that make a career out of the place.

Vaaryys · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I always wondered what the mayonnaise was made of.

twoflow · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Feb 1 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I always wondered what the mayonnaise was made of.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
That's easy - explain the ketchup..

Align · February 2005

Good thing I hate mayonnaise already.

SkinnY · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Feb 1 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I always wondered what the mayonnaise was made of. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That's easy - explain the ketchup..  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Female employees?

Supernorn · February 2005

<img src='http://img163.exs.cx/img163/5067/hitit7az.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://img173.exs.cx/img173/4707/idhitit5lt.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Mcdonalds seriously needs to fire their entire Marketing Department "I'm lovin' it?" what the hell.

Mr_JeburtO · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkinnY @ Feb 1 2005, 10:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Feb 1 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I always wondered what the mayonnaise was made of. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That's easy - explain the ketchup.. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Female employees?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
ew dude

That_Annoying_Kid · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Supernorn @ Feb 1 2005, 08:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <img src='http://img163.exs.cx/img163/5067/hitit7az.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://img173.exs.cx/img173/4707/idhitit5lt.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Mcdonalds seriously needs to fire their entire Marketing Department "I'm lovin' it?" what the hell.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
^^

and a ^^ for the eww mark

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /> seriously though, think of the average female mcdonalds employee... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' />

Gliss · February 2005

the question is, who is more stupid? the parents that buy the crappy McDonalds food for their kids, or the marketers that make up these slogans that the parents buy into?
OR IS IT THE CLOWN?

A_Boojum_Snark · February 2005

You know their big lawsuit with the lady spilling her hot coffee? I wanna see someone go and purposely "hit" a fresh cheeseburger and get slightly burned, and sue the pants off McD <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

CplDavis · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A Boojum Snark @ Feb 1 2005, 11:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You know their big lawsuit with the lady spilling her hot coffee? I wanna see someone go and purposely "hit" a fresh cheeseburger and get slightly burned, and sue the pants off McD <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I nominate Supernorn <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

That_Annoying_Kid · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A Boojum Snark @ Feb 1 2005, 08:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You know their big lawsuit with the lady spilling her hot coffee? I wanna see someone go and purposely "hit" a fresh cheeseburger and get slightly burned, and sue the pants off McD <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
meh

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>pet peeve rant incoming</span>
I used to be one of those "olo **** lady spillt coffee sued mcdonals lol nub" and I called one of my teachers on it when they brought this case up

he told me what I didn't know

that coffee was over 200 degrees --> instanlty scalding, and excessivly hot. McDonalds chose not to cool the coffee down despite numerous complaints. Also the coffee only needs to be about 140. The woman was <b>in the hospital with 3rd degree burns for several months</b> and when she asked McDonalds to help her pay the medical bill [she couldn't] they refused, she sued and won. Most of the money went to legal fees and hospital bills.

Spacer · February 2005

3rd degree burns are pretty bad...

Snidely · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Only when the customer is patronising.

Afr · February 2005

I´d hit it.

Nil_IQ · February 2005

If I was going to make love to a burger, it wouldn't be from Mcdonalds.

Zel · February 2005

wow, their webpage looks horrible, the article is so tiny it's off the screen.

now i wonder what the primary purpose of this webpage is if the main article is so small and nearly off the bottom of the default load.

LokeTheSleekPeruvian · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkinnY @ Feb 1 2005, 10:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Feb 1 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I always wondered what the mayonnaise was made of. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That's easy - explain the ketchup.. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Female employees?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
No, there is just a lot of friction while making the mayonnaise.

brute_force · February 2005

Apparently, someone from SomethingAwful sent an email to them informing them of their ad; you can read it <a href='http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1444850' target='_blank'>here</a> (it's SA, it's obviously going to contain swear words). It looks like the reply is a form letter, but still, it might be interesting to see what happens. Hell, I'd love to see the ad get aired on TV. "Why yes, I'd love to fornicate with that burger!"

pardzh · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Feb 1 2005, 10:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Feb 1 2005, 06:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hang on.

We're having sex with cheeseburgers now? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
apparently mcdonalds wants you to.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
That was my first repulsing thought.

Wonder if the Fark forums have seen this yet...

Mcdonald's Latest Attempt At Hip Teen Lingo

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