Mcdonald's Latest Attempt At Hip Teen Lingo

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  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    MAKE YOUR BURGER GROW BY INCHES!
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Feb 1 2005, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Feb 1 2005, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And if anyone here works at a mcdonalds dont get offended, im talking about the people that make a career out of the place.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Cool I was about to flame you out of existance <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Besides most of McDonalds employees (In the UK at least) are nice guys/girls. And all of them have a decent sense of humour, you have too otherwise you'll never last. The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....

    Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    "Oh My God! My Coke that I ordered without ice is warm! I want another!"

    (Not kidding, that one actully happened.)

    Oh and then there was that guy that though we psychically knew that he wanted his coffee with the milk and suger already in it and mixed up. And then threw a sissy fit when we asked him if he wanted Milk and sugar.

    Yeah the general public are a bunch of idiots.
  • NolSinklerNolSinkler On the Clorf Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26560Members, Constellation
    This is sad. McDonalds is just a sad, sad business.

    But seriously, soon they will be lollerburgers and roflfries, omgflurry, maybe a hax brown...

    But this will be after all of these terms have died out in like 20 years.

    The commercial:

    1'm l0\/1ng 1t!!!!1111
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    anyone have a screenie? adblocker means i can't see the ads ^^
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    There's shots <a href='http://andrewteman.typepad.com/worldchamp/2005/01/mcdonalds_wants.html' target='_blank'>here</a>.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    This has been my sig since I first saw it two days ago. I didn't tell anyone, just because I'm cool like that.

    [/elitism]

    You just KNOW someone is McDonald's advertising is cracking up about this.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    I know I'm cracking up about it! ^_^.

    This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 2 2005, 02:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 2 2005, 02:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know I'm cracking up about it! ^_^.

    This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So you eat air?

    That doesn't sound very much like a balanced diet.

    I'll stick with my meat.
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    oh god, mental image of DOOManiac molesting a cheeseburger, oh god, i'm going to die. this is what dying feels like... like pain. pain with teeth.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Dose it hov<u>a</u>r w/o cheese burguring? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    A better question would be: How does the Cheeseburglar steal burgers?

    And the answer, of course: He hovers without flappign.

    I'm sorry, that was a stretch.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin-kwikloader+Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kwikloader @ Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.

    In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV).
    Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.

    And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick.
    The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.

    There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 03:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Besides most of McDonalds employees (In the UK at least) are nice guys/girls.

    ...

    Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm getting mixed messages here...
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    What's next? Z0mgZ Ch33z b0rgurZ?
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So.. you don't eat anything..?
    or you just eat everything in the dark..?
  • ElderwyrmElderwyrm Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15296Members
    I don't think they are talking about having intercourse with burgers.


    That guy does looks suspicously like a stoner though...
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    I love mcdonalds. Hmm
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Yummy, I want to put my meat in their buns anyday!

    Pretty funny though.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+Feb 1 2005, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Feb 1 2005, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So.. you don't eat anything..?
    or you just eat everything in the dark..? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its from The Simpsons.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Feb 1 2005, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Feb 1 2005, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A better question would be: How does the Cheeseburglar steal burgers? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A better question would be: What does the Cheeseburglar do with the burgers?
  • TwelveTwelve Join Date: 2005-01-17 Member: 36044Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Feb 1 2005, 10:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 1 2005, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kwikloader+Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kwikloader @ Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.

    In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV).
    Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.

    And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick.
    The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.

    There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thanks for that, today I feel good about my job.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    I believe its Hamburglur.

    And, if the recent ads are any indication, he takes them back to his second story run down apartment, and has sex with them.
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