<!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Feb 1 2005, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Feb 1 2005, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And if anyone here works at a mcdonalds dont get offended, im talking about the people that make a career out of the place.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Cool I was about to flame you out of existance <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Besides most of McDonalds employees (In the UK at least) are nice guys/girls. And all of them have a decent sense of humour, you have too otherwise you'll never last. The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....
Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired.
<!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....
<!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Oh My God! My Coke that I ordered without ice is warm! I want another!"
(Not kidding, that one actully happened.)
Oh and then there was that guy that though we psychically knew that he wanted his coffee with the milk and suger already in it and mixed up. And then threw a sissy fit when we asked him if he wanted Milk and sugar.
<!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 2 2005, 02:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 2 2005, 02:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know I'm cracking up about it! ^_^.
This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So you eat air?
That doesn't sound very much like a balanced diet.
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<!--QuoteBegin-kwikloader+Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kwikloader @ Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.
In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV). Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.
And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick. The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.
There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span.
<!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 03:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Besides most of McDonalds employees (In the UK at least) are nice guys/girls.
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Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I'm getting mixed messages here...
<!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So.. you don't eat anything..? or you just eat everything in the dark..?
<!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+Feb 1 2005, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Feb 1 2005, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Feb 1 2005, 06:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> So.. you don't eat anything..? or you just eat everything in the dark..? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Its from The Simpsons.
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Feb 1 2005, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Feb 1 2005, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A better question would be: How does the Cheeseburglar steal burgers? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> A better question would be: What does the Cheeseburglar do with the burgers?
<!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Feb 1 2005, 10:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 1 2005, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kwikloader+Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kwikloader @ Feb 1 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Feb 1 2005, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.
In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV). Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.
And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick. The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.
There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Thanks for that, today I feel good about my job.
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Cool I was about to flame you out of existance <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Besides most of McDonalds employees (In the UK at least) are nice guys/girls. And all of them have a decent sense of humour, you have too otherwise you'll never last. The general public can be so full of crap sometimes.....
Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired.
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How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(Not kidding, that one actully happened.)
Oh and then there was that guy that though we psychically knew that he wanted his coffee with the milk and suger already in it and mixed up. And then threw a sissy fit when we asked him if he wanted Milk and sugar.
Yeah the general public are a bunch of idiots.
But seriously, soon they will be lollerburgers and roflfries, omgflurry, maybe a hax brown...
But this will be after all of these terms have died out in like 20 years.
The commercial:
1'm l0\/1ng 1t!!!!1111
[/elitism]
You just KNOW someone is McDonald's advertising is cracking up about this.
This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
This makes me glad I ascended to Level 9 Vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
So you eat air?
That doesn't sound very much like a balanced diet.
I'll stick with my meat.
And the answer, of course: He hovers without flappign.
I'm sorry, that was a stretch.
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How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.
In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV).
Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.
And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick.
The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.
There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span.
...
Oh yeah and don't answer "Can I help?" with "I hope so!" Its f***ing lame, its not the first time we've heard it and your not funny for using it. In fact I would hit you for saying it. But I'd get fired. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm getting mixed messages here...
So.. you don't eat anything..?
or you just eat everything in the dark..?
That guy does looks suspicously like a stoner though...
Pretty funny though.
So.. you don't eat anything..?
or you just eat everything in the dark..? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Its from The Simpsons.
A better question would be: What does the Cheeseburglar do with the burgers?
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How well I know that. If you've never worked retail you've not truely earned your paycheck. The public can (and will) chew you up and spit you out. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've never worked retail. I've done worse. Try working tech support... at least in retail, you'll get a few who just buy their stuff and get on with their lives quietly.
In tech support, EVERY INDIVIDUAL, with the possible exception of one or two each month, is an utter smacktard who should not own a computer. They don't read the manual that came with the software. Or they did, and they thought the minimum system requirements were 'flexible'. Or they tried to install the CD in their stereo (no joke... little old lady thought it was WebTV, since the stereo was right next to the TV).
Not to mention that without fault, it's YOUR fault that they tried to install the software while drunk and ended up formatting their HDD in frustration, on accident. Somehow. AND it's your fault that Microsoft sucks, and puts out crappy drivers. Not to mention that it's your fault when their local POP is down because some idiot like them ended up driving their SUV through the wall, NOC, server farm, and finally coming to rest in the break room... all because they couldn't juggle their Star***ks coffee-analog and cellphone at the same time, and still contol their monstrously oversized vehicle, in which they are (and hopefully WERE) the only occupant.
And the one or two each month that you get who actually have a legitimate problem with the software or service... immediately get kicked to Tier 2 support. Or just need the DNS IP real quick.
The retail version of Tech Support would be working the Returns and Complaints desk at a clothing and pointy object store oriented toward retards. During/just after Christmas.
There's a reason 50% drop out in the first week, 25% more the second, and 90% are gone in a month. That drops to about 98% turnover over a three month span. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thanks for that, today I feel good about my job.
And, if the recent ads are any indication, he takes them back to his second story run down apartment, and has sex with them.