<!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Mar 11 2005, 11:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Mar 11 2005, 11:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Didn't Renegade get like shot in the head or something? I forgot the story. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, Davis's plot description is very vague, so it's possible.
It starts with the marines sitting around. Suddenly a beeping sound occurs. Marine 1 picks up his cellphone and turns it off to silent. (at this point a skulk is spotted in the background) Then a computer voice tells the marines to build an 'IP'. Marine 1: "What the **** is an IP?" Computer: Infantry Portal v3.0 Marine 1: "What the **** is an IP?" Marine Comm: "Oh no,he's been lagged." (cue more skulks lurking in the background) Computer: "An Infantry Portal...." At this point Marine 2 enters the CC and turns off the computer voice,switching it to a sexy female one. (cue a gorge in background) Marine Commander has a fit and demands they start building the'IP'. 10 film seconds later,they build what appears to be a boombox. Marine 2 puts on his hidden CD of lovey-duvey type music,and begins humping the computer (i.e: the CC). Marine 3 dims the lights, while we cut to Marine 4 being eaten by a skulk or ten. Marine Comm: "You fools,TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON! The aliens will see us!" Marine 2 turns lights back on,and then about 10-12 skulks (hidden in the darkness) leap onto the remaining 3 marines. At this point,brave Marine 18 (who appeared from nowhere) shouts "I built the turret factory". Turrets begin killing the skulks. Marine Comm tells Marine 1 to 'take over command' before dying.
Rest of film: "Marine 18 sneaks into hive and blows it up. Meanwhile Marine 1 pretends to command him (while not building an IP) while humping the CC." Morale of story: "Never make a film based on a game concept. It's too funny." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<!--QuoteBegin-UZi+Mar 11 2005, 06:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UZi @ Mar 11 2005, 06:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Mar 11 2005, 04:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Mar 11 2005, 04:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Mar 11 2005, 04:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Mar 11 2005, 04:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Somehow, in my head, that sounds like something else entirely... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I suspect that it sounded different in Uzi's head, unless you and I are sharing the same brain-space. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> (turns off hardware shareing)
Nah, im just making fun of how Hollywood kills ethnic minorities like Germany did in the late 1983's did. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, but that's a stereotype that hollywood itself seems to have noticed. So I think it may be a dead one.
@Snidely; Looks like you picked up on the same thing I did...
<!--QuoteBegin-UZi+Mar 11 2005, 11:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UZi @ Mar 11 2005, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And me, Doom, QUAD, Vinne, <u>and Pjofsky</u> have to defend the headquaters with nothing more then a few guns with very limited ammunition and our wits.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Isn't that just asking for trouble? Pjofsky's going to try to operate the gun, end up TK'ing half the team because the admins had FF on and then shoot himself in the foot.
<!--QuoteBegin-kuperaye+Mar 13 2005, 11:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kuperaye @ Mar 13 2005, 11:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Every marine squad needs the fat guy who dies first or commits suicide :/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <3 Full Metal Jacket. I used to hate it because it was so random. But the movie itself speaks volumes.
ok, i will read pages 2-5 when I get back from school, but who is this Moose person? (and why can't we switch him with Vin Diesel <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
<!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 14 2005, 08:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 14 2005, 08:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ok, i will read pages 2-5 when I get back from school, but who is this Moose person? (and why can't we switch him with Vin Diesel <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> QuantumMoose is King. True story.
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=89765' target='_blank'>He was in this thread, but now I can't find him.</a>
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
<!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> to this day "poor ducks" is the only thing he has said in the forums... ?
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> to this day "poor ducks" is the only thing he has said in the forums... ?
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What the hell! QuantumMoose is a boy genius. How can you have "higher standards than that". He should be going on strike for having to sully his hands standing among us mere mortals. How dare you defile his name so. Let's see you come up with a line like "poor ducks" in a thread about chickens getting massacred and have it be as funny.
<!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Mar 14 2005, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Mar 14 2005, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> to this day "poor ducks" is the only thing he has said in the forums... ?
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I guess that will work. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 15 2005, 07:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 15 2005, 07:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Mar 14 2005, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Mar 14 2005, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Mar 14 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> to this day "poor ducks" is the only thing he has said in the forums... ?
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I guess that will work. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why dont you get rapier7 to substitute the commondor? He would had problems due it isnt big pub game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I want those two dudes who started a whole thread about Sun Tzu and "Zero" to be in it somewhere. Damnit what were there names... Oh hell that's right. Hang Loose and pr0t0man. And pr0t0man, the one with the Batman avatar, needs to call at least ONE person in the movie an "internet tough guy". And that person has to be offended and feel guilty, just like one dude did in the thread.
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STOP IT!
STOP WHINING!
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*hugs Cpl Davis*
Well, Davis's plot description is very vague, so it's possible.
It starts with the marines sitting around. Suddenly a beeping sound occurs. Marine 1 picks up his cellphone and turns it off to silent. (at this point a skulk is spotted in the background) Then a computer voice tells the marines to build an 'IP'.
Marine 1: "What the **** is an IP?"
Computer: Infantry Portal v3.0
Marine 1: "What the **** is an IP?"
Marine Comm: "Oh no,he's been lagged."
(cue more skulks lurking in the background)
Computer: "An Infantry Portal...."
At this point Marine 2 enters the CC and turns off the computer voice,switching it to a sexy female one. (cue a gorge in background) Marine Commander has a fit and demands they start building the'IP'.
10 film seconds later,they build what appears to be a boombox. Marine 2 puts on his hidden CD of lovey-duvey type music,and begins humping the computer (i.e: the CC). Marine 3 dims the lights, while we cut to Marine 4 being eaten by a skulk or ten.
Marine Comm: "You fools,TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON! The aliens will see us!"
Marine 2 turns lights back on,and then about 10-12 skulks (hidden in the darkness) leap onto the remaining 3 marines.
At this point,brave Marine 18 (who appeared from nowhere) shouts "I built the turret factory". Turrets begin killing the skulks. Marine Comm tells Marine 1 to 'take over command' before dying.
Rest of film: "Marine 18 sneaks into hive and blows it up. Meanwhile Marine 1 pretends to command him (while not building an IP) while humping the CC."
Morale of story: "Never make a film based on a game concept. It's too funny."
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wait
you forgot about cwag's role
Every marine squad needs the fat guy who dies first or commits suicide :/
I suspect that it sounded different in Uzi's head, unless you and I are sharing the same brain-space. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
(turns off hardware shareing)
Nah, im just making fun of how Hollywood kills ethnic minorities like Germany did in the late 1983's did. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, but that's a stereotype that hollywood itself seems to have noticed. So I think it may be a dead one.
@Snidely; Looks like you picked up on the same thing I did...
<!--QuoteBegin-UZi+Mar 11 2005, 11:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UZi @ Mar 11 2005, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And me, Doom, QUAD, Vinne, <u>and Pjofsky</u> have to defend the headquaters with nothing more then a few guns with very limited ammunition and our wits.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Isn't that just asking for trouble? Pjofsky's going to try to operate the gun, end up TK'ing half the team because the admins had FF on and then shoot himself in the foot.
<!--QuoteBegin-kuperaye+Mar 13 2005, 11:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kuperaye @ Mar 13 2005, 11:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Every marine squad needs the fat guy who dies first or commits suicide :/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<3 Full Metal Jacket. I used to hate it because it was so random. But the movie itself speaks volumes.
QuantumMoose is King. True story.
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=89765' target='_blank'>He was in this thread, but now I can't find him.</a>
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What the hell! QuantumMoose is a boy genius. How can you have "higher standards than that". He should be going on strike for having to sully his hands standing among us mere mortals. How dare you defile his name so. Let's see you come up with a line like "poor ducks" in a thread about chickens getting massacred and have it be as funny.
Fools! All of you!
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I guess that will work. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and they were chickens not ducks, sorry davis, I have higher standrads than that.
/me goes on strike <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh Noes! there goes my lead female role...
Hmm what about if I switch Moose with Vin Diesel and Ill make Moose fill the Newbie commander steriotype.
Plus you can get 4% salary out of that remaing 5% of the films total operating budget after we pay Vin Diesel. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I guess that will work. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why dont you get rapier7 to substitute the commondor? He would had problems due it isnt big pub game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->