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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    If the clocky revolution ever comes I predict we will be seeing huge bus sized mech clockies that sneak down your street in the morning, wake everyone up with a tremendously loud alarm, then run off to a hiding spot somewhere in the hills.
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    we should give them to old people
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    I'd prefer it if it rolled down to the end of your bed and started jabbing needles in your foot.

    Or make the snooze button spiky so you can't touch it unless you're really careful <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Mar 25 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Mar 25 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Or make the snooze button spiky so you can't touch it unless you're really careful <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I hve to say, i am really intrigued by this idea.
    First day you pin yourself, next day your brain decides to wake up before the clock ^^
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-panda de malheureux+Mar 25 2005, 09:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (panda de malheureux @ Mar 25 2005, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If the clocky revolution ever comes I predict we will be seeing huge bus sized mech clockies that sneak down your street in the morning, wake everyone up with a tremendously loud alarm, then run off to a hiding spot somewhere in the hills. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, its things like this that make me pretty damn sure this person would make a killing if they commercialized the product. These things are capturing people's imagination.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Mar 25 2005, 01:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Mar 25 2005, 01:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> so what does it do cshank?  Puts a bullet in your head if you don't get out of bed fast enough?

    OI, that would be a bad morning

    *cowers in fear of clocky* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol


    Clocky " BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *insert pistol hammer cocking noise here

    "OH GOD IM UP IM UP!! DONT KILL ME PLEASE!
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Clocky " BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *insert pistol hammer cocking noise here

    "OH GOD IM UP IM UP!! DONT KILL ME PLEASE! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, it should just have some C4 packed on it and you have to defuse it every morning ^^
    and if you don´t do it would blow you to pieces.
    Of course it changes the right wire every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    the perfect gift for cs kiddies.

    BOOOM!!!

    *Clocky Wins*
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Mar 25 2005, 01:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Mar 25 2005, 01:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Clocky " BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *insert pistol hammer cocking noise here

    "OH GOD IM UP IM UP!! DONT KILL ME PLEASE! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, it should just have some C4 packed on it and you have to defuse it every morning ^^
    and if you don´t do it would blow you to pieces.
    Of course it changes the right wire every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    the perfect gift for cs kiddies.

    BOOOM!!!

    *Clocky Wins* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Cut the red wire!"

    "They're all red! *insert sobbing*"
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Mar 25 2005, 12:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Mar 25 2005, 12:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-panda de malheureux+Mar 25 2005, 09:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (panda de malheureux @ Mar 25 2005, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If the clocky revolution ever comes I predict we will be seeing huge bus sized mech clockies that sneak down your street in the morning, wake everyone up with a tremendously loud alarm, then run off to a hiding spot somewhere in the hills. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, its things like this that make me pretty damn sure this person would make a killing if they commercialized the product. These things are capturing people's imagination. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I would love to see a clocky commercial featuring what panda just talked about.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Mar 25 2005, 10:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Mar 25 2005, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Mar 25 2005, 01:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Mar 25 2005, 01:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Mar 25 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Clocky " BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *insert pistol hammer cocking noise here

    "OH GOD IM UP IM UP!! DONT KILL ME PLEASE! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, it should just have some C4 packed on it and you have to defuse it every morning ^^
    and if you don´t do it would blow you to pieces.
    Of course it changes the right wire every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    the perfect gift for cs kiddies.

    BOOOM!!!

    *Clocky Wins* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Cut the red wire!"

    "They're all red! *insert sobbing*" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can just imagine some kid crying and trying to run away instead of defusing it... and getting to watch a moron being chased down the street by his homicidal alarm clock.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Im thinking of making my clock work with my electric bed, when the clock starts ringing it slowly rises both ends of my bed together, your in deep trouble if you sleep on yer stomache and if the engine is strong.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    "Sorry I'm late boss, but I spent fourty-five minutes finding and deactivating my half-dozen clockies. It didn't help that one of them was sitting on top of the dresser, out of reach, and calling out my position as I moved around the room."
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Good to see MIT is making the most of it's resources.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    This is the best invention since the computar machine.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Concerning the creation of the large scale digital computer.
    I still occasionally go down to the Eniac museum and show my respect.

    Not hard since I work in the room where it was built and that room is just down the hall from the museum.

    Yes, I work in the birthplace of the modern computer.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Mar 25 2005, 03:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Mar 25 2005, 03:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Been there, done that. I have three alarm clocks (one of them on my computer, hooked ot my stereo, which I set LOUD the night before) spaced around the room. Usually I have them go off in sequence so I can't fall back into bed and be out cold again.
    Unfortunately, my subconscious has been getting more and more clever... I'll get up and turn off all of the alarms (and turn the stereo to zero) then fall into bed, only half-awake.. enough to have a pressing need to be back in the nice warm bed that's so comfy.

    But even past that, apparently I've picked up the phone some days (intercom phone, had a roomie call me) and had a perfectly rational conversation, without waking up. I've promised things without consciously knowing, all in the name of getting more sleep-time. :b It's getting really annoying at this point.

    Why I'm kinda psyched about having all my alarms actively run away from me. I'll HAVE to wake up to chase them down... until I'm awake, they'll be moving a lot faster than I do. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *jaw drops*

    Talesin wins. Whoa... now I've got visions of a guy standing surrounded by beeping alarm clocks and then striking them all down, kung-fu style.

    ...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Concerning the creation of the large scale digital computer.
    I still occasionally go down to the Eniac museum and show my respect.

    Not hard since I work in the room where it was built and that room is just down the hall from the museum.

    Yes, I work in the birthplace of the modern computer.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Awesome. What work do you do in there?
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    It's now the human modelling and simulation lab.

    I do computer graphics and game type stuff in there.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Mar 25 2005, 09:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Mar 25 2005, 09:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's now the human modelling and simulation lab.

    I do computer graphics and game type stuff in there. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Tell us more, we beg!
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    well... I'm getting a masters in computer graphics and game technology.

    Current classes are in animation, advanced topics in computer graphics, product design, and GPU programming.

    So that fine arts, presenting and implementing Siggraph papers, business, and scientific application of the GPU.

    I'm also doing an independent study where I'm integrating a physics engine into a testbed used for research with NASA and Lockheed Martin.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    I bet its funny when the dog sees it and destroys it, then you dont get up at all <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Mar 25 2005, 01:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Mar 25 2005, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    LOL, it should just have some C4 packed on it and you have to defuse it every morning ^^
    and if you don´t do it would blow you to pieces.
    Of course it changes the right wire every day <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    the perfect gift for cs kiddies.

    BOOOM!!!

    *Clocky Wins* [/QUOTE]
    "Cut the red wire!"

    "They're all red! *insert sobbing*" [/QUOTE]
    I can just imagine some kid crying and trying to run away instead of defusing it... and getting to watch a moron being chased down the street by his homicidal alarm clock. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone needs to make a skulk replacement model in the custom forum.


    ooh a whole swarm of clockies leaping at you with alarm clock beep noises for the default *CHOMP would make any normal person try to kill it ever more faster.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Can't sleep the clockies will get me can't sleep the clockies will get me can't sleep the clockies will get me can't sleep the clockies will get me can't sleep the clockies will get me.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    If my alarm clock trundled off to hide somewhere in my room I'd <i>never</i> find it. Either that or it'd get eaten by that pizza box that has been sat in the corner for a month or so now.

    I'm such a bum <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    a big girl's blouse AND a bum, amazing.
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