The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-blackjackel+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (blackjackel)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->the bans dont seem TOO unreasonable to me...and im pretty sure the other bans can be explained in such a manner as well. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, let's skip to a random story....
    <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Apparently when I took scent of fear and then motion tracking the next game it convinced the server that I have wall hacks because

    qoute:

    "I knew where they where comming all the time"

    I thought they where joking and I went to type in "lol" but I never got to finish it b/c I found myself lookging at my console screen...

    *sigh...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yeah....please try to explain that one.
  • TriggerHappyGorgeTriggerHappyGorge Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 17987Members
    Makes me wonder, do all these admins play a little too much Counter-Strike?
  • TinkTink Join Date: 2003-01-24 Member: 12690Members, Constellation
    Banned cause they were trying to ban someone else. "Sorry". Thats about my best.
  • LumpLump Join Date: 2003-04-16 Member: 15558Members
    banned for saying "lol" once on voice comms
  • SwiftSwift Lost Keys Join Date: 2005-02-19 Member: 41683Members, Constellation
    I was banned for "speed hacking" when I was b-hopping around as skulk. Sigh.
  • TrakenTraken Join Date: 2004-11-14 Member: 32797Members
    Someone mentioned CS so here it goes!

    I got banned....





    ....for using an AWP.

    *Note: This same principle can be applied to shotguns, motion tracking, cloaking, anything people whine about that is designed into the game.*
  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lump+Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lump @ Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> banned for saying "lol" once on voice comms <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That deserves a ban, in my book.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    I was only banned once. The TFC, the map was hunted, I was assassin, server admin was the hunted. This happens to be a specific map I'm very, very practiced at. Plus your combing the fact that I'm a very accurate (ask any of my friends who have played with me in in any PC FPS game) shot. The result is I was sniping the hunted and his body guards who were kind of newbish. So he llama-ed me and when I asked why he was like "SUYF ****" (actual words) and banned me. So I went and got soem of my clanmates to go an challenge his [DAD] clan to a match and they declined...
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lump+Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lump @ Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> banned for saying "lol" once on voice comms <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ><

    ouch... Dude that's cold (if it's true). I guess you must have been really annoying... Did they ask you to stop? What's the whole story?

    (as there are two sides to every conflict)
  • TrakenTraken Join Date: 2004-11-14 Member: 32797Members
    I have to agree with using "lol" on voice comm. I mean come on..its a microphone. It doesnt take you that much longer to just laugh... Well, okay. Maybe not a ban but at least a severe laughing-at. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Traken+Apr 11 2005, 09:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Traken @ Apr 11 2005, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have to agree with using "lol" on voice comm. I mean come on..its a microphone. It doesnt take you that much longer to just laugh... Well, okay. Maybe not a ban but at least a severe laughing-at. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I probably would have slapped or slayed him, maybe kicked if he had an annoying little kiddie voice. But ban seems a bit harsh unless he came back to keep doing and wasn't stopping when everyone asked. I mean come on, there <i>is</i> mute.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    X5, we aren't reporting servers to avoid here, it is clearly in NS forums rules to not dump on servers or other users. This is purely for amusement value.
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    Check the sig for mine. Some admins just don't tolerate supernatural powers. I also use the mouse through telekinesis; is that cheating?
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    I haven't been banned, but I don't play on random servers either, so that proably contributes. If I did, I might have some too. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Brother_PedroBrother_Pedro Join Date: 2005-04-11 Member: 48213Members
    edited April 2005
    I think there's some misunderstanding there for Lofung and some of you guys...
    I just translated all the rules of NS-4, here’s the list.

    NS-4 SERVER RULES:
    1. Welcome newbie comm, but since NS was release quite a long time newbie comm Need to be able to do the following:
    (1) Set Waypoints
    (2) Dropping armory, turrets and RT
    (3) Understand what the soldiers are talking about( for example “st” for turrets)
    (4) Give intelligent to your soldiers as commander

    Gorges need to be able to do the following:
    (1) How to heal nearby aliens
    (2) Know the map
    (3) Try your best to cooperate your teammate

    2. Even the situation looks very bad you still have the duty to fight to the death. No matter how tough the enemies are there’s still a chance for you and your team to win.
    3. Don’t do pointless hiding when the games over (no CC, no hive). Die with honor!
    4. No voice spam
    5. No bugs are allow

    Have good sportsmanship, you matter you win or you lose don’t insult other players.

    [Announcement] Ban, kick stander
    >> If you have emergencies, please tell the Admin and come back as soon as possible. If you are in Ready Room you can change your name then join observer.
    >>Spawn camp on purpose, not end the game, and hide near hive or IP just for killing.
    >>Use bugs
    <span style='color:red'>>>Pointless actions (For example: bite, chuck waving knife in base.)</span>
    >>No res **** aliens are allow so drop buildings and go other life form when needed. No 1 hive onos only if marines already locked down 2 hives.
    >>Don’t force your teammate to drop specific chambers, you can only advice them.
    >>Commander drop buildings equipments just for wasting res. (20 CC in base or stuff like that.)
    >>Selling IP and armory when losing, fight to the death.
    >>wasting equipments, ask equipments like crazy then Rambo around with them.
    >>Commander idle
    >>commander run away without any reason, tell you team and admin before you leave isn’t that hard.
    >>attack aliens hive when ninjaing, do pointless thing, play like a moron, ban first ask question later.
    >>Commanders are not allowed to drop building to stuck aliens (CC block, TF block)
    >>ID like fxxx or suck are not allowed
    >> Please respect other players, use team_say when take down onos or fade.

    Pull out a knife and wave it count as a pointless action that's why we ban it. Many people do this before we set rule about it. There's no such rule as you can't use your main weapon as your pistol or finishing your clip before changing weapon.
    ____________
    We try to make every round in our server have the quality of clan game. Many people enjoy it and stick with our server. Many people hate it because we ban them all 0 (acroding to the latest announcement our ban list has reach more than 500 people, or 1000...anyway, I can't remember) We can even proudly say that we ban more than one person a day. It just the way we host our server differently doesn't mean it's wrong or bad.
    Thank you for reading my crapy English <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DarkFrostDarkFrost Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15154Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Indeed, it doesn't mean your server is bad, it is after all, you who pays for it, infact your rules don't seem unreasonable.
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Brother Pedro+Apr 12 2005, 11:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Brother Pedro @ Apr 12 2005, 11:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think there's some misunderstanding there for Lofung and some of you guys...
    I just translated all the rules of NS-4, here’s the list.

    NS-4 SERVER RULES:
    1. Welcome newbie comm., but since NS was release quite a long time newbie comm. Need to be able to:
    (1) Set Waypoints
    (2) Dropping armory, turrets and RT
    (3) Understand what the soldiers are talking about( for example “st” for turrets)
    (4) Give intelligent to your soldiers as commander

    Gorges need to be able to do the following:
    (1) How to heal nearby aliens
    (2) Know the map
    (3) Try your best to cooperate your teammate

    2. Even the situation looks very bad you still have the duty to fight to the death. No matter how tough the enemies are there’s still a chance for you and your team to win.
    3. Don’t do pointless hiding when the games over (no CC, no hive). Die with honor!
    4. No voice spam
    5. No bugs are allow

    Have good sportsmanship, you matter you win or you lose don’t insult other players.

    [Announcement] Ban, kick stander
    >> If you have emergencies, please tell the Admin and come back as soon as possible. If you are in Ready Room you can change your name then join observer.
    >>Spawn camp on purpose, not end the game, and hide near hive or IP just for killing.
    >>Use bugs
    <span style='color:red'>>>Pointless actions (For example: bite, chuck waving knife in base.)</span>
    >>No res **** aliens are allow so drop buildings and go other life form when needed. No 1 hive onos only if marines already locked down 2 hives.
    >>Don’t force your teammate to drop specific chambers, you can only advice them.
    >>Commander drop buildings equipments just for wasting res. (20 CC in base or stuff like that.)
    >>Selling IP and armory when losing, fight to the death.
    >>wasting equipments, ask equipments like crazy then Rambo around with them.
    >>Commander idle
    >>commander run away without any reason, tell you team and admin before you leave isn’t that hard.
    >>attack aliens hive when ninjaing, do pointless thing, play like a moron, ban first ask question later.
    >>Commanders are not allowed to drop building to stuck aliens (CC block, TF block)
    >>ID like fxxx or suck are not allowed
    >> Please respect other players, use team_say when take down onos or fade.

    Pull out a knife and wave it count as a pointless action that's why we ban it. Many people do this before we set rule about it. There's no such rule as you can't use your main weapon as your pistol or finishing your clip before changing weapon.
    ____________
    We try to make every round in our server have the quality of clan game. Many people enjoy it and stick with our server. Many people hate it because we ban them all 0 (acroding to the latest announcement our ban list has reach more than 500 people, or 1000...anyway, I can't remember) We can even proudly say that we ban more than one person a day. It just the way we host our server differently doesn't mean it's wrong or bad.
    Thank you for reading my crapy English <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe i am just too lazy to type out all.

    i have been **** off by the server a few times already.
    This is what i have done:
    Putting mines all over the hive location and let the rines to gun off the hive - banned for being spawn kill, fine
    Pwn the whole server by a focus fade, just 43-3, banned
    Killing a skulk in the corner with a pistol, banned
    Recaping rts when the hive being sieged, banned

    i dun care now anyway, those were ids in a internet cafe and the one i own has been banned so i wont be "wrongly" stepping into that server anymore, at lease when i am home. it is not only me who are **** off like this but a lot in hong kong. yes true, hong kong have a lot of n00bs and most of them are unwelcomed by foreigners, even by the locals. however, not just the n00bs being banned but also the regular ones who know ns. and u think this is a misunderstanding? this is a common-understanding in here for not walking into tw servers. its just too pro for us, lol.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SaltzBad+Apr 11 2005, 12:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SaltzBad @ Apr 11 2005, 12:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Getting banned for hacking - while kow was on the same server, aimbotting under the name "Flayra". The best part was the ban happened while I was taking kow off the obs. roster for said hacking (apparently going afk was construed as configuring aim vect0rs).

    Irony > all. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ouch, thats owned hard saltz

    <!--emo&::hive::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/hive5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hive5.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LumpLump Join Date: 2003-04-16 Member: 15558Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-the x5+Apr 11 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the x5 @ Apr 11 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Lump+Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lump @ Apr 11 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> banned for saying "lol" once on voice comms <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ><

    ouch... Dude that's cold (if it's true). I guess you must have been really annoying... Did they ask you to stop? What's the whole story?

    (as there are two sides to every conflict) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i was an admin on the server at the time, the head admin had put "lol" in the sware filter. He joined the server and blah blah, then sumthing happened that i cant remember and i said "lol" only once.. banned me for a week.
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    hehe.. Thats why I got imunity on xs4all, thank you main admin. lol

    I to my knowledge (and memory) have been banned in TFC once for nading teammembers to death (bah, they were in a group with enemies, die for the team would ya)

    in HL a few times for acused hacks, ah well, got a clanserver now.

    in NS, I think I have been banned twice for being "lame". Don't know what it was again, but I bet its aomthing silly as biting rine base
  • stickybootstickyboot Join Date: 2004-01-29 Member: 25711Members, Constellation
    Thats pretty ridiculous. Dont play there if you have a problem with the server.
  • ProfLiebstromProfLiebstrom Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31292Members, Constellation
    Long time ago on some map (**** with names, the one with maint and computercore and eclipse). was 5 (rines) v 4 (aliens)

    All the marines were from the same clan. Start of map i just skulk rushed and killed them all.

    Next round as aliens still I went around the map killed them all again lol.

    They all started screaming hax and being somewhat abusive.

    Little did they know an admin was on my team who knew me. They were banned for false accusations and abuse.....

    Wanna know why it was so easy to kill what was probably a whole clan as a skulk? They had wasted ammo at base flipping about......so when they tried to shoot me....they had no ammo....and didnt realise this....
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    thats ns_eclipse <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    I got banned from a CS server. 420spot.com, all the admins had 420 in there name and they were acting all ghetto and crap. After a brief explanation of, there playing CS, so therefor they probably <b>dont</b> smoke crack, i changed my name from I killed with this>> to "420 in my name=im cool" and i got banned. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SDJasonSDJason Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
    Once i joined a server... spawned... and there was an armory in front of me... i walked to it... and comm dropped a JP so there was no way for me to avoid it...

    I picked it up even tho i diddnt even want it (i hate JP) but it just appeared in front of me as i was walking.....

    He bitched at me saying he was dropping the JP for himself and kicked me...

    I came back and said i diddnt want it.......

    I phased this time to an area outside sewer... and saw an hmg laying on the ledge.....

    I climbed the ladder and grabbed it.... now that same idiot comm goes OMG I CALLED THAT HMG YOU TARD STOP TAKING ALL MY ****

    And i was banned.......

    Scuse me for seeing an HMG in a combat zone and wanting it.......

    booo

    ~Jason
  • crisanocrisano Join Date: 2004-09-01 Member: 31152Members
    I got banned from a few servers because I was in #cri. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    edited April 2005
    you "call" HMG's? I always grab an HMG when I see it on the ground, and if someone else wants it, he can take it. I just don't want to waste resources because someone reserved something that might be gone by the time he spawns and gets to the equipment.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got banned from a few servers because I was in #cri.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Something similar happened to me. Not because we were anything like a good team, only because we had idiots who thought CS skills were enough to make them good at NS. 1-0, 2-0, nearly 3-0 and banned in the middle of a match <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    now I think of it, I was either kicked or banned once for being constie
  • TrakenTraken Join Date: 2004-11-14 Member: 32797Members
    I'll welcome Hell the day Consties get banned from servers...
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-crisano+Apr 12 2005, 04:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (crisano @ Apr 12 2005, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got banned from a few servers because I was in #cri. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    a few #cri. were very naughty in a few servers.
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