antifreezeThe guy with the goods!Join Date: 2003-05-12Member: 16232Members, Constellation
Hemm, bash.org is hillarious:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some **** named robert <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you? <T-Wolf> ya, why man? <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? <T-Wolf> you ****<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Jeedo> hey baby, whats up? <Indidge> umm....nothing? <Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****? <Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter? <Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some **** named robert <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you? <T-Wolf> ya, why man? <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? <T-Wolf> you ****<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Jeedo> hey baby, whats up? <Indidge> umm....nothing? <Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****? <Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter? <Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Please don't turn this thread into a bash.org quotefest. 1: there are too many of those already. 2: we can read 'em ourselves. 3: sadly enough, we all already have read them all.
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What does a pirate call his command line parameter array?
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Once I went out on a service call to fix a customer's PC. My assistant handled the call and brought the PC in for repairs. A day later, I got a call from the customer. He said the computer wasn't working. I asked for more details, and he said the monitor was dead, and there was no picture on the screen.
After a few minutes of trying to figure out what was wrong, I called my assistant and asked what he did to the customer's computer. He said, "Nothing. I still have it right here." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I still kinda want <a href='http://www.80stees.com/products/Mega_Man_t-shirt_Usual_Suspects.asp' target='_blank'>this one</a>.
[edit] Found the one I really want! :D <a href='http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=20&cat=5&page=1' target='_blank'>Clickity</a>
I'm also considering getting <a href='http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/' target='_blank'>this one</a>, but I'm not sure I want ot pay $7 for shipping :X
Does anyone know a site cheaper than ThinkGeek for swag? [/edit]
EDIT : GAH I remember! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Only in the sense that it's 1, which is the second number, counting zero.
But yeah, you only need one bit to represent the two types of people anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
While we're at it: not so much a joke but a fun thing to do is to count in binary on your fingers. With 8 bits, using the thumbs to hold fingers down, you can count up to 255. If you're particularly dextrous and can include the thumbs you could go up to 1023.
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it...
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible news.
<!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Apr 21 2005, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Apr 21 2005, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> While we're at it: not so much a joke but a fun thing to do is to count in binary on your fingers. With 8 bits, using the thumbs to hold fingers down, you can count up to 255. If you're particularly dextrous and can include the thumbs you could go up to 1023. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Another fun binary hand counting thing to do is to count to four on one hand. Include the thumb as a bit.
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-ZeroByte+Apr 21 2005, 04:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZeroByte @ Apr 21 2005, 04:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Apr 21 2005, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Apr 21 2005, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> While we're at it: not so much a joke but a fun thing to do is to count in binary on your fingers. With 8 bits, using the thumbs to hold fingers down, you can count up to 255. If you're particularly dextrous and can include the thumbs you could go up to 1023. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Another fun binary hand counting thing to do is to count to four on one hand. Include the thumb as a bit. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yus.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible new. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES.
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible news. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> .....
yalls do realise that those are not models...
They are called customer action shots for a reason. those are people who bought the shirt and then sent in pics of it....
And yes, she does get it. Who says punks can't be techies? heck a good number of punks ARE techies.
Oh, and the hair is cool, all of yall can lay off.
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Apr 21 2005, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Apr 21 2005, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> just saw this in slashdot,
" Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it's used to bind the universe together." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I always said it was what held the universe together, but that is just personal flavor <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Apr 21 2005, 06:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Apr 21 2005, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible new. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I know what you mean. I used to have an Atari shirt that I wore until I found out it was some street slang for an xtacy user. :/
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Apr 21 2005, 07:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Apr 21 2005, 07:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Apr 21 2005, 06:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Apr 21 2005, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 21 2005, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible new. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I know what you mean. I used to have an Atari shirt that I wore until I found out it was some street slang for an xtacy user. :/
No wonder I got funny looks.
Stupid kids :X <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It's street slang for xtacy? ... oh crap.
Its always fun to goto an electrician and ask 'how many jiggawatts run in powerlines' <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Pisses my electonics teacher off, we always scream 1.21 JIGGAWATTS at half the questions he asks us. Quite a riot <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(For those of you who dont know, jigga- is not a unit of measurement, its just something that was made up for the movie 'back to the future')
I plan on posting this picture somewhere high in my classroom since im rather tall and my teacher is short, and he hates the word.
I thought that was kinda obvious... We have kilowatts and megawatts... I've also heard people say gigabyte as "jiggabyte" outloud. Perhaps its just a common way of saying it somewhere.
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However the shirt. Such awesomeness.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some **** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you ****<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some **** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you ****<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Please don't turn this thread into a bash.org quotefest. 1: there are too many of those already. 2: we can read 'em ourselves. 3: sadly enough, we all already have read them all.
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrg.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Winnar!
After a few minutes of trying to figure out what was wrong, I called my assistant and asked what he did to the customer's computer. He said, "Nothing. I still have it right here." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
awesome!
/me wants. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ohh... They've quite a selection of new ones.
I still kinda want <a href='http://www.80stees.com/products/Mega_Man_t-shirt_Usual_Suspects.asp' target='_blank'>this one</a>.
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Found the one I really want! :D
<a href='http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=20&cat=5&page=1' target='_blank'>Clickity</a>
I'm also considering getting <a href='http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/' target='_blank'>this one</a>, but I'm not sure I want ot pay $7 for shipping :X
Does anyone know a site cheaper than ThinkGeek for swag?
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Found the one I really want! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=20&cat=5&page=1' target='_blank'>Clickity</a>
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Oh god is that one great.
This I don't understand...I thought 2 was 01....
Gah I need to brush up my binary again.
EDIT : GAH I remember!
This I don't understand...I thought 2 was 01....
Gah I need to brush up my binary again.
EDIT : GAH I remember! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Only in the sense that it's 1, which is the second number, counting zero.
But yeah, you only need one bit to represent the two types of people anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
While we're at it: not so much a joke but a fun thing to do is to count in binary on your fingers. With 8 bits, using the thumbs to hold fingers down, you can count up to 255. If you're particularly dextrous and can include the thumbs you could go up to 1023.
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it...
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible news.
Another fun binary hand counting thing to do is to count to four on one hand. Include the thumb as a bit.
Another fun binary hand counting thing to do is to count to four on one hand. Include the thumb as a bit. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yus.
At our sci fi club in HS that was also rule #4:
No copulating on club time.
/me in bar "Hey I havn't seen you here before have you been cloaked?"
/her "..."
/me lying on floor with face soaked with mace spray
*Crapier one*
If you clone a pirate, will it be a pirate copy? HaAHaHa!
Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES.
She might actually be hawt if it wasn't for the hair.
However the shirt. Such awesomeness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I wonder if the girl wearing it even gets it... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Chances are none of those models do. But I don't consider this incredible news. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
.....
yalls do realise that those are not models...
They are called customer action shots for a reason.
those are people who bought the shirt and then sent in pics of it....
And yes, she does get it. Who says punks can't be techies? heck a good number of punks ARE techies.
Oh, and the hair is cool, all of yall can lay off.
" Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it's used to bind the universe together."
" Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it's used to bind the universe together." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I always said it was what held the universe together, but that is just personal flavor <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I know what you mean. I used to have an Atari shirt that I wore until I found out it was some street slang for an xtacy user. :/
No wonder I got funny looks.
Stupid kids :X
Like those Nintendo shirts from 'Hot Topic' that lots of people at my school wear. I bet half have never had a NES or SNES. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I know what you mean. I used to have an Atari shirt that I wore until I found out it was some street slang for an xtacy user. :/
No wonder I got funny looks.
Stupid kids :X <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's street slang for xtacy?
...
oh crap.
Pisses my electonics teacher off, we always scream 1.21 JIGGAWATTS at half the questions he asks us. Quite a riot <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(For those of you who dont know, jigga- is not a unit of measurement, its just something that was made up for the movie 'back to the future')
I plan on posting this picture somewhere high in my classroom since im rather tall and my teacher is short, and he hates the word.
<img src='http://hosting.nsagames.com/drfuzzy/pic/NM-Jiggawatts1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
I've also heard people say gigabyte as "jiggabyte" outloud. Perhaps its just a common way of saying it somewhere.
/me wants a terawatt