Scientists Make Zombie Dogs!

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<div class="IPBDescription">clinically dead and brought back to life</div> <a href='http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html' target='_blank'>http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html</a>

(It's a slashdot repost. So sue me.)
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Well i'll be damned. Medical science just keeps kicking me in the face to remind me it's there, and every single damned week it seems like we're curing this, or preventing that.


    Damn it's a good time to be alive (yes pun intended... very lame pun.)



    Oh a thought just struck, what about those who might say something along the lines of "what about their' soooouuuul!!!!"


    *dun dun duuuuun!*
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Prepare for space travel ... pack your bags and drain your blood. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Nah Depot, i can't imagine any governments willing to actually spend billions of dollars to make spaceships just to send a bunch of people out into space. i mean, that's not what the voting public wants now is it!
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 27 2005, 05:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 27 2005, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Prepare for space travel ... pack your bags and drain your blood. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Awesome thought, too bad everyone you know on earth will be dead upon your arival <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 05:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 05:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nah Depot, i can't imagine any governments willing to actually spend billions of dollars to make spaceships just to send a bunch of people out into space. i mean, that's not what the voting public wants now is it! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's not what I meant. This is how they've been doing it in the movies all along ... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Not build spaceships just for this - this is how long term space flight will prepare the passengers.
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Yes i'll agree with you there depot, it's just a problem of anyone caring enough to send colony ships full of freeze-packed humans to a distant world.


    the second problem being we dont actually have any worlds to travel *to*. aside from mars. but we dont need suspended animation to get to mars. mars is right next door.

    You dont take car to get to your neighbours house across the street.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    This topic have been DOOM'ed.



    @article: thats scary <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    It's only scary because of the picture they used.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 04:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's only scary because of the picture they used. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, seriously, where the hell did they get that picture from? Resident Evil?
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes i'll agree with you there depot, it's just a problem of anyone caring enough to send colony ships full of freeze-packed humans to a distant world.


    the second problem being we dont actually have any worlds to travel *to*. aside from mars. but we dont need suspended animation to get to mars. mars is right next door.

    You dont take car to get to your neighbours house across the street. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What I'm referring to is obviously way off in the distant future. Neither you nor I will see it happen in our lifetimes, but long distance space travel will happen one day.

    And when it does, the zombie dogs will be the first to embark. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    this is great news for people who live near mosquitos and vampires!
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes i'll agree with you there depot, it's just a problem of anyone caring enough to send colony ships full of freeze-packed humans to a distant world.


    the second problem being we dont actually have any worlds to travel *to*.  aside from mars.  but we dont need suspended animation to get to mars.  mars is right next door.

    You dont take car to get to your neighbours house across the street. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What I'm referring to is obviously way off in the distant future. Neither you nor I will see it happen in our lifetimes, but long distance space travel will happen one day.

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Speak for yourself. I don't plan on dying.

    So we can drain/replace all the blood from a living creature? I thought that was impossible... doesn't that fact alone have <b>massive</b> benefits for cures for AIDS and pretty much every other blood born disease?
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Jun 27 2005, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Jun 27 2005, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes i'll agree with you there depot, it's just a problem of anyone caring enough to send colony ships full of freeze-packed humans to a distant world.


    the second problem being we dont actually have any worlds to travel *to*.  aside from mars.  but we dont need suspended animation to get to mars.  mars is right next door.

    You dont take car to get to your neighbours house across the street. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What I'm referring to is obviously way off in the distant future. Neither you nor I will see it happen in our lifetimes, but long distance space travel will happen one day.

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Speak for yourself. I don't plan on dying.

    So we can drain/replace all the blood from a living creature? I thought that was impossible... doesn't that fact alone have <b>massive</b> benefits for cures for AIDS and pretty much every other blood born disease? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey hes right, now we have a cure for aids. Pure awesomeness <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    I'm sure there are very good reasons why it wouldn't work that way guys, but i can't think of any reason why not.


    *shrug* wait till the scientists start bickering about it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    edited June 2005
    HIV isn't purely born in the blood. You can also get it from semen, spinal fluid, and breast milk, which leads me to believe the virus ends up in a lot of other places other than blood.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 27 2005, 11:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 27 2005, 11:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HIV isn't purely born in the blood. You can also get it from semen, spinal fluid, and breast milk, which leads me to believe the virus ends up in a lot of other places other than blood. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    True but since it's main (only?) dangerous effect is destroying the immune system (or at least the blood-based immune system), a complete blood transfer would effectively start the infection over again, i.e, reset the clock. Do that enough times and you'll die of old age before AIDs gets ya.

    Take a lot of blood though.... plus my knowledge on this isn't all that great, so meh. Just going on best case scenario really.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Just wait till those dogs learn to fire guns, then we'll all be screwed.
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    um, AIDS is caused by a VIRUS, a virus that lives inside certain cells (white blood cells in particular) in your body. unless you are able to rid a body of all these cells at the same time, you cannot get rid of the virus. draining blood is a moot point.
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    Yea, it screws up some blood cells, it also reproduces through these blood cells, more precisely a specific type of white blood cell, zhe white blood cells are part of the immune system.

    So yeah, if you could flush out all the blood and replace it you could probably slow the disease down, seeing you get more active white blood cells and you get less HIV infected blood cells which really slows things down, you see... at some point after HIV has infected the cell and is starting to reproduce itself inside, the cell will burst releasing all the produced HIV virii, which will then infect several new cells only to let it continue..
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 27 2005, 02:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 27 2005, 02:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 04:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's only scary because of the picture they used. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, seriously, where the hell did they get that picture from? Resident Evil? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No wolves in RE.

    That's a trip, put surely the PETA will whine about what they did to the dogs.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Jun 27 2005, 06:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Jun 27 2005, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Jun 27 2005, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Jun 27 2005, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 27 2005, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 27 2005, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes i'll agree with you there depot, it's just a problem of anyone caring enough to send colony ships full of freeze-packed humans to a distant world.


    the second problem being we dont actually have any worlds to travel *to*.  aside from mars.  but we dont need suspended animation to get to mars.  mars is right next door.

    You dont take car to get to your neighbours house across the street. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What I'm referring to is obviously way off in the distant future. Neither you nor I will see it happen in our lifetimes, but long distance space travel will happen one day.

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Speak for yourself. I don't plan on dying.

    So we can drain/replace all the blood from a living creature? I thought that was impossible... doesn't that fact alone have <b>massive</b> benefits for cures for AIDS and pretty much every other blood born disease? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey hes right, now we have a cure for aids. Pure awesomeness <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The virus isn't found in blood except during a viremia or in the white blood cells that are circulating. It's actually found in lymph nodes and the like, which are seperate from the main blood supply so it's no solution I'm afraid for that. The only way this would work is if you cut out every single lymph node, peyers patch and similar and drained the persons blood. Then you'd end up with someone who was completely immunocompromised although they may not have AIDs. Well actually I lie, they probably would, because the virus would then be in APC cells in the skin and other areas...

    But I digress.

    It's a very interesting technique though and I hope that it works in humans. It could save many lives.
  • MantaManta Join Date: 2005-01-12 Member: 35056Members
    Hm, it seems to me that these dogs aren't actually zombies; they were just brought back to life. They live, they breathe, their hearts beat. They're normal.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Jun 27 2005, 07:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Jun 27 2005, 07:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hm, it seems to me that these dogs aren't actually zombies; they were just brought back to life. They live, they breathe, their hearts beat. They're normal. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But have a taste for brains!

    [and possibly chew toys]
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    We just need to let these dogs loose and see what happens when they bite someone.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    hmmmm, I'd hate to be the test subject. I'm sure whoever undergoes the test will be very well compensated...

    "Okay, we're going to kill you for a few hours."
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Jun 27 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Jun 27 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hm, it seems to me that these dogs aren't actually zombies; they were just brought back to life. They live, they breathe, their hearts beat. They're normal. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, the article's title and accompanying picture are very misleading. I have a feeling it was written by someone who was a little bit paranoid (perhaps rightfully so) of the enormous social ramifications of us eventually getting to the point in medical technology where we can have a person be completely dead for a day or so and bring them back to life. I mean that right there really screws w/ pretty much every religion out there...

    (P.S. That's the last I wanna hear the r word mentioned in this thread, cause I know how you guys are. So hush your bashing. Just hush it.)



    Oh, and I say use death row inmates as test subjects. We can kill them, bring them back to life, prove the experiment a success, then put them to death. Then we can actually give someone the death penalty four times when they kill four people. >:D
  • aeroripperaeroripper Join Date: 2005-02-25 Member: 42471NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh, and I say use death row inmates as test subjects. We can kill them, bring them back to life, prove the experiment a success, then put them to death. Then we can actually give someone the death penalty four times when they kill four people. >:D <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Why don't we also cut off their fingers and hands? It's called cruel and unusual punishment. (not like the electric chair, that's totally humane)
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 27 2005, 08:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 27 2005, 08:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh, and I say use death row inmates as test subjects. We can kill them, bring them back to life, prove the experiment a success, then put them to death. Then we can actually give someone the death penalty four times when they kill four people. >:D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sounds like a damn good idea to me! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    well, from the way the article reads, they don't actually die at all. They're just frozen in a biological moment.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited June 2005
    Is it just me or does bringing people back from the dead just sound <i>wrong</i>? I mean, nature intended for us to die. So basically, you're fighting nature. When you fight nature, we all get screwed. Case in point: <a href='http://img126.echo.cx/img126/2426/twister28xb.jpg' target='_blank'>Twister</a>.

    And on the subject of using this to put people into a psuedo-hibernation for long space flights, it would only work if there was some sort of computer-automated system for taking care of the humans.
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