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Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">*gasp* cant breath</div> <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp' target='_blank'>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp</a> Oh that crazy Chick. All of his English tracts are GOLD but this one takes the cake.
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[edit]whoa whoa whoa, did that just refute the existence of the stong nuclear force? WHAT?!?
Amen, that one is especially ridiculous.
Now that's something I'd like to witness.
I find his anti homosexual comics much more far fetched. Most of the science Chick is defending in that comic is acctually true (albeit greatly one sided and used fully to prove a disputable point)
chick tracks are actually pretty funny. i remember one about how rock music is from the devil...that one was awesome.
Every have that friend whom you absolutely can't stand but they're as close (if not closer) than family, so you're still around them?
Fun to argue with him though....
The really funny thing about the whole Christianity Vs. Evolution thing is if you look at what scientists currently believe happened with the very beginning of life on this planet, it actually agrees with the bible. The first bit of RNA (the substance that makes DNA right, if I'm remembering correctly) supposedly came from.. dum dum dum... dirt. the ground. as in the same thing Adam came from. dum dum dum!!!!1111 OH NOESSSSSss. yeah. Pretty funny.
Unfortunately, when we returned about three to four hours later, they were still there... and the one who had given me my quickly-discarded tract was drunk off her posterior. Slurring badly, weaving, the whole nine yards.
She stopped us again, and asked if I was SURE I was male. When I said yes this time, she had the urge to check... first grabbing my chest, then going for my groin. The only thing that saved all three of them from a severe 'reverse-***bash' was that her sober friend managed to pull her away before she made contact on the second one, begging us to put it out of our minds as she was drunk and weak and so on.
We passed a group of boitoys wandering the other way when we headed to our car, and got revenge... pointed them out, and said 'See them? They're handing out these things. Go have fun with 'em.' It was almost funny, as they didn't seem to mind being surrounded by a mob of cute guys. After all, none of the three were male... guess the men were too afraid to even venture into 'that' quarter. :b
Furthermore, <span style='color:white'>keep that attitude to yourself.</span>
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>This post has been edited by <b>Akimbo Oranges</b> on Jun 1 2004, 07:24 PM</span>
It's almost funny to read such misinterpretations of science, but then the sadness of it overwhelms the humor.
Now, if this was in the Discussion Forums, we could have an interesting discussion... except that there's that rule of no science vs. religion debates. Oh well.
The drawing is mildly skillful, though.
/me puts on lipstick
Indeed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Roman Catholic Church the original religion derived from Jesus who made Peter the first pope? And that all the other christian protestant churches came about only as a result of oppression by English kings?
OH NOES! ALL MY D&D ARE BELONG TO SATAN!!1
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<i>That's</i> a good one.
It's almost funny to read such misinterpretations of science, but then the sadness of it overwhelms the humor.
Now, if this was in the Discussion Forums, we could have an interesting discussion... except that there's that rule of no science vs. religion debates. Oh well.
The drawing is mildly skillful, though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Howso? I still to this day haven't seen one thing proving anything counter-Creationism correct.
It's almost funny to read such misinterpretations of science, but then the sadness of it overwhelms the humor.
Now, if this was in the Discussion Forums, we could have an interesting discussion... except that there's that rule of no science vs. religion debates. Oh well.
The drawing is mildly skillful, though. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Howso? I still to this day haven't seen one thing proving anything counter-Creationism correct. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just look at the very idea of creating two beings to propogate a society, or Noah's arch for that matter, two of a species is far too few to safely create a society without huge amounts of incest and deformity. You need about 200-300 of the same species for the species to propogate safely and sustain itself.
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It's almost funny to read such misinterpretations of science, but then the sadness of it overwhelms the humor.
Now, if this was in the Discussion Forums, we could have an interesting discussion... except that there's that rule of no science vs. religion debates. Oh well.
The drawing is mildly skillful, though. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Howso? I still to this day haven't seen one thing proving anything counter-Creationism correct. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just look at the very idea of creating two beings to propogate a society, or Noah's arch for that matter, two of a species is far too few to safely create a society without huge amounts of incest and deformity. You need about 200-300 of the same species for the species to propogate safely and sustain itself. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Not only that - only two of any species would be killed by predators, disease, or natural disasters before they got a chance to procreate. And if they did, chances are that the whole of the population would eventually be wiped out before it reached a sustainable number. We would have been, essentially, an endangered species.
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<i>That's</i> a good one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Blehh, that is the kind of christianity that makes me sick. The only reason that I can imagine anyone wanting someone else not to use thier immagination is that they don't want that person to think for themselfs. Chick has clearly never played a game of D&D in his life. Saying that if you play D&D your going to end up a witch is like saying that if you eat to much candy your going to end up a heroin addict.