The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
<div class="IPBDescription">.</div> I read the server rules on a Taiwan server today.

They got rules to ban people from picking out a knife and waving it. And they do ban people for not using up the magazine and start waving a knife. Even a pistol would result in a ban.

huh?
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    Complain to the server admins, not here. That's the standard policy, and no one here will do anything about it.

    It seems like a silly rule. However, the best you can do is avoid the server. If they seriously enforce it and it actually makes a difference, then they won't have too many people there, probably.
  • aeroripperaeroripper Join Date: 2005-02-25 Member: 42471NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    you have no honor if you use knife, hang your head in shame.

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Da_Scarlet_MDa_Scarlet_M Join Date: 2004-07-28 Member: 30212Members
    that's lame I THINK THEY OUGHT TO GET DESTROIED...... ok there is the answer you wanted........
    (Flayra says:I will shut them down....) there pretend it is real and you can be hppy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> <---Screwed lol
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I acctually like the theory behind this topic, althougth I think we should refrain from specifying specific servers. If you admin a server that a story comes from, you know who you are, and you can evaluate yourself weather the story is fair or not, and of course the banned players know where they are banned from. Lets just not turn this into a s*** slinging competition.

    Personally my favorite is this one from .txt

    2/08/05 - Banned from <server>
    Teppla, Us3r, and Gazaar banned for using cheat code 'invul' when the server admins were secretly turning on sv_cheats.

    It just always gets me that the server admins were "secretly turning on sv_cheats" and they ban someone for exploiting the commands.
  • hotbaconsaucehotbaconsauce Join Date: 2004-09-22 Member: 31869Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Da Scarlet M+Apr 10 2005, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Da Scarlet M @ Apr 10 2005, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> that's lame I THINK THEY OUGHT TO GET DESTROIED...... ok there is the answer you wanted........
    (Flayra says:I will shut them down....) there pretend it is real and you can be hppy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> <---Screwed lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you on drugs? I'll have what he's having.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Lofung i really need the ip of this server <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Could you just post it or pm me please <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anyway i have been banned from a french server for "I dont know exactly why".
    All i can remember was an admin typing:
    <enter strange french words> faskili <more strange words>

    I kindly reminded him of the fact, that i cannot speak french and 5 seconds later i was banned.
  • xtcmenxtcmen Join Date: 2004-04-20 Member: 28040Members, Squad Five Blue
    edited April 2005
    One of my members got banned for using "Burst fire hacks".
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-xtcmen+Apr 10 2005, 08:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (xtcmen @ Apr 10 2005, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One of my members got banned for using "Burst fire hacks". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats pretty evil <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Once i was not banned, but vote kicked after beeing accused of using scripts.
    I just wonder what usefull "commander scripts" are out there <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • KaMiKaZe1KaMiKaZe1 Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9196Members
    knife is dishonour

    alien you attack man and get bite in range but HE bite back to you

    what happen man is use bullet not utensil for fight

    THIS IS RULE TO BE COMBAT IN SPACE!

    very much encourage to be the ban

    dishonour from swine man
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    edited April 2005
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    How about pistol?
    pistoling also a dishonour?
    hmm

    if u want to know the server.
    search for asia, its not difficult to find if u see the result
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    its not as bad as some french servers who have cm=ban, i still have no idea why <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Heh I got banned of a US server for being french, I guess that tops them all.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cereal KillR+Apr 10 2005, 03:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal KillR @ Apr 10 2005, 03:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh I got banned of a US server for being french, I guess that tops them all. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The first well deserved ban I have seen in this thread! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • StoatBringerStoatBringer Join Date: 2003-06-09 Member: 17144Members, Constellation
    I got banned from (a server that shall remain unnamed) because (a player who shall remain unnamed) was comming and appeared to be going completely mental, shouting, screaming and swearing at the marines to instantly obey his every command. I was trying to attack a hive (with the comm yelling abuse at me) when I ran out of ammo. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice me calling for ammo, and started complaining that I was deliberately not shooting the horde of aliens rushing towards me and calling for the admins to kick me.

    Moments later, I got kicked. Turns out the comm got banned later as well, for being so angy and abusive. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I was annoyed at the time, but it's funny because it was so stupid.
  • BlueNovemberBlueNovember hax Join Date: 2003-02-28 Member: 14137Members, Constellation
    I've been in the reverse situation; banning someone for an offence he did not think deserved a ban.

    Aimbotting.

    "But i need it to get any kills, its only fair"

    :\
    (No joke)
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    I got banned for having high score as fade <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> on siege007.

    Admin: "Who was that fade guy?"
    Me: "uhm yes?"
    Admin: "Good bye <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->"
    Me: "Oookay bye?"
    Admin: "You're banned bye <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->"

    Console: Kicked and Banned

    That was really frustrating...
  • monopolowamonopolowa Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28839Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+Apr 10 2005, 05:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ Apr 10 2005, 05:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've been in the reverse situation; banning someone for an offence he did not think deserved a ban.

    Aimbotting.

    "But i need it to get any kills, its only fair"

    :\
    (No joke) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    heh, i was playing the other night with a guy who kept saying he couldn't attack because scripts were blocked on the server. For some reason he stuck around for at least 2 rounds, running around, not attacking, and getting killed
  • KaMiKaZe1KaMiKaZe1 Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9196Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about pistol?
    pistoling also a dishonour?
    hmm

    if u want to know the server.
    search for asia, its not difficult to find if u see the result<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    many time you see soldier stop shoot to pull knife?

    NOT THINK

    why disholster pistol when still gun have ammo not happen in real life get many police kill

    search for asia! asia very large not hard to find not they teach you it school?

    pigdog
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-KaMiKaZe!+Apr 10 2005, 12:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KaMiKaZe! @ Apr 10 2005, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about pistol?
    pistoling also a dishonour?
    hmm

    if u want to know the server.
    search for asia, its not difficult to find if u see the result<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    many time you see soldier stop shoot to pull knife?

    NOT THINK

    why disholster pistol when still gun have ammo not happen in real life get many police kill

    search for asia! asia very large not hard to find not they teach you it school?

    pigdog <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are indeed a strange person
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Faskalia+Apr 10 2005, 06:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Faskalia @ Apr 10 2005, 06:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-KaMiKaZe!+Apr 10 2005, 12:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KaMiKaZe! @ Apr 10 2005, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about pistol?
    pistoling also a dishonour?
    hmm

    if u want to know the server.
    search for asia, its not difficult to find if u see the result<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    many time you see soldier stop shoot to pull knife?

    NOT THINK

    why disholster pistol when still gun have ammo not happen in real life get many police kill

    search for asia! asia very large not hard to find not they teach you it school?

    pigdog <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are indeed a strange person <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He's an FTT, what do you expect?
  • Fog_cartoonsFog_cartoons Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20658Members
    Back in the days when I used to be good at NS I was on this server just playing along happily and utterly beating the skulks with just a LMG. (Note: skulks that don't dodge aren't that hard to kill) When some guy just starts yelling to the admin,
    "Hey we have a cheater"
    "Ok, who?"
    "Reiv(me), I got a video and everything"

    I've started going, 'what the hell, im not a cheater' but thats when the admin goes 'goodbye!'

    Console: Kicked and Banned

    Pretty much the same what happened to Svenpa but with a reversed scenario.



    Bah, it really gets on my nerve when they say stuff like 'bye bye' and proceed to ban. Some admins are really up their arses
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KaMiKaZe!+Apr 10 2005, 06:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KaMiKaZe! @ Apr 10 2005, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about pistol?
    pistoling also a dishonour?
    hmm

    if u want to know the server.
    search for asia, its not difficult to find if u see the result<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    many time you see soldier stop shoot to pull knife?

    NOT THINK

    why disholster pistol when still gun have ammo not happen in real life get many police kill

    search for asia! asia very large not hard to find not they teach you it school?

    pigdog <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Get a life:) good for your health.
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    I also say bye when I ban, aw. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I think its stupid to trust ppl on shouting hax, even regulars. Actually, on the servers I admin, or head admin has prohibited any such sort of talk unless its real + proof <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • HypergripHypergrip Suspect Germany Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9689Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    A long time ago on a server far far away... I was banned for trying an early MT strat as Comm instead of the standard "Armslab->AU1"-stuff.
    "omg n00b com kthxbai" *banned*

    /Hyper
  • keep_it_Gangstakeep_it_Gangsta Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17632Members
    I think I admin servers as fairly as a possibly can, try to randomise teams to avaid stacking, do map vote instead of straight changing.

    HOWEVER IF YOU DARE KILL ME AS FADE PERMA BAN !

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DrummerDrummer Join Date: 2004-02-18 Member: 26654Members
    stupid bans are so funny. i think the only time i was banned was for devouring a server owner fully equiped with jp/hmg/welder/mines as a cloaked onos. but, it was the owner of the server i admin on, and the ban was for 1 second. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> he was a little steamed at me
  • TaaketaTaaketa Join Date: 2004-02-10 Member: 26357Members
    I once got banned for hopping into the comm chair after waiting 30 seconds for someone to go in before me.... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    A friend of mine told me that the marines got owned.
  • Swift_IdiotSwift_Idiot Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11883Members
    Kamikazi you're a weirdo but I like your engerish. But I think you've bothered the poor asian kid enoughs. :o

    MARINES NOT TO BE ATTACKING WITH UTENSIL??!!??
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    edited April 2005
    sayd "jap" instead of "jep" and got banned for racism.
    The context was just an answere meaning "yes"
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