The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

GiGaBiTe · April 2005

i got banned by what seemed a 5 or 8 yr old admin for not telling him "hi" when i connected.

and i was supposedly "reported to valve" for hacking some client. looks like someone dont know what amx_clexec <person> "envmap" does <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Sky · April 2005

Jeez, and I thought just getting banned for being too good was funny; some of these stories are GOLD. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Alkiller · April 2005

Ok, so I'm a fade on nothing, and the commander sends 4 heavies into viaduct. All of them, being the intelligent heavies they are, jump down and through a battle of attrition we kill every single one of them (skulks/me as fade). Viaduct was our hive at the time. I told the commander "You should have beaconed out your heavies to save the res."

You have been banned by admin <bleep> from this server.
Remaining 0 minutes.
Reason don't tell me what to do.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' />

supa_noob · April 2005

Not quite on topic but, I remember getting kicked for saying:

"Ok... which muppet dropped SC first?"

This was back when dropping SC first wasn't really a winning strategy.

Turned out it was an admin... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

GiGaBiTe · April 2005

getting banned for dropping the wrong chamber first isnt uncommon.

SDJason · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StoatBringer @ Apr 10 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I got banned from (a server that shall remain unnamed) because (a player who shall remain unnamed) was comming and appeared to be going completely mental, shouting, screaming and swearing at the marines to instantly obey his every command. I was trying to attack a hive (with the comm yelling abuse at me) when I ran out of ammo. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice me calling for ammo, and started complaining that I was deliberately not shooting the horde of aliens rushing towards me and calling for the admins to kick me.

Moments later, I got kicked. Turns out the comm got banned later as well, for being so angy and abusive. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

I was annoyed at the time, but it's funny because it was so stupid.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Rapier7?

~Jason

daidalos · April 2005

Well yeah, one time I was on a french server. Noone went com, so I had to go. When I entered the cc two people wanted to eject me. Noone else did. So I just stayed there and wanted to build a base. The last thing i heard was: "ejecter le commandeur".
Kicked, banned. I told them I can't speak Frensh, but no, they just ignored that fact.
Same thing happened me on a spanish server.

Another funny thing: One time I was on a danish server, I was rine. It was on ns_tanith. I went to chemical to build the rt. A skulk comes and wants to kill me. After I killed him, he insulted me as a strafing **** :/
Next round I was alien and killed him two times. He wanted to votekick me, but he was the only one =P

moskiitto · April 2005

I got kickbanned because drunk admin was having fun time with "ban roulette".

theclam · April 2005

I got banned for a "Suspected Aimbot" when I was playing as an AR Fade on daimos. Yeah, I sure would have derived an advantage from an aimbot with a weapon that requires you to lead your targets.

SDJason · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (theclam @ Apr 10 2005, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I got banned for a "Suspected Aimbot" when I was playing as an AR Fade on daimos. Yeah, I sure would have derived an advantage from an aimbot with a weapon that requires you to lead your targets.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
hehehehehe.........

DC_Darkling · April 2005

I will remember that G, next time I fade on Brys. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> *ducks*

Ow and what DOES envmap do?. I really do not know

NGE · April 2005

I got banned for bhopping.
And aiming.
And res ****ing.
And ramboing.
And soloing a hive.
And base rushing as a skulk.
And scripting.
And for execing "noscript.cfg" on a bs_1 server.
And dropping MC's when the team voted for them but the admin wanted SC's.
And for not dropping a tfac in base.

And I'm not alone. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

But most people ought not to worry about the server that does it. If it's so low-quality that it bans for being better than an admin, just do yourselves and the community a favor by not playing there anymore. Most of the time, it's their loss.

Sky · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moskiitto @ Apr 10 2005, 01:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I got kickbanned because drunk admin was having fun time with "ban roulette".  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Winner. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Rapier7 · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SDJason @ Apr 10 2005, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StoatBringer @ Apr 10 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I got banned from (a server that shall remain unnamed) because (a player who shall remain unnamed) was comming and appeared to be going completely mental, shouting, screaming and swearing at the marines to instantly obey his every command. I was trying to attack a hive (with the comm yelling abuse at me) when I ran out of ammo. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice me calling for ammo, and started complaining that I was deliberately not shooting the horde of aliens rushing towards me and calling for the admins to kick me.

Moments later, I got kicked. Turns out the comm got banned later as well, for being so angy and abusive. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

I was annoyed at the time, but it's funny because it was so stupid. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Rapier7?

~Jason  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Bastard.

Traken · April 2005

For NS: "Speed hacking" on a server that has the extra upgrades (cybernetics ftw)

For DoD: I shot a guy that turned out to be an admin. He said I Tk'ed him (FF was off) and banned me. Then another time I got banned for doing a kamikaze grenade rush.

For CS: Getting 4 headshots in a row with a P90. Still have no idea how that happened but I laughed hard. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Hybridclaw · April 2005

devouring the admin
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' />

DuoGodOfDeath · April 2005

Bunnyhopping

aonomus · April 2005

Lets see...

Got banned for not dying repeatedly cause I had redemption
I got banned because the team was stuck in the hive being spawncamped by LMGs and asked me to fade
I also got banned because I supposedly res ****d when I spent the first 20 minutes as gorge, then went skulk and killed a bunch of rambo marines
I got banned many times as a comm because I did not drop a RT or med/ammo the moment someone asked, simply because there was no res (and I pointed that out, said 'wait for the res')
I got banned for not dropping a admin a shotgun
I got banned for not researching phase tech because no one built the obs
I got banned because I 'forgot to drop the IP', when no one built it

Basically the worse that you can find in NS servers ever...

N_Recoup · April 2005

I got banned for simply pointing out faulty adminning. Rules say: marine gets odd man, and every one except one follows up on those rules. I say "marines should get extra" but he bans me until monday for arguing with him. The rest of them thought it was stupid, but he wont hear anything of it.

Traken · April 2005

Hearing all these stories I'm glad I've never ran into these admins. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

About the funniest thing I ever saw: A clan member changed his name to Teppla and was banned immediatly..rofl

N_Recoup · April 2005

Indefinately?

Teppla · April 2005

If you get banned it's your fault. Admins are always right.

ssjyoda · April 2005

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

goAnimosity · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Teppla @ Apr 10 2005, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If you get banned it's your fault. Admins are always right.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Confirmed.

N_Recoup · April 2005

To hell with abusive admins. Im getting so tired of them.

Hybridclaw · April 2005

calling the admin a noob, after he slays your entire team

Traken · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AUX Recoup @ Apr 10 2005, 07:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Indefinately?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yup. Needless to say he wasn't in the clan much longer. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

SDJason · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rapier7 @ Apr 10 2005, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SDJason @ Apr 10 2005, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StoatBringer @ Apr 10 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I got banned from (a server that shall remain unnamed) because (a player who shall remain unnamed) was comming and appeared to be going completely mental, shouting, screaming and swearing at the marines to instantly obey his every command. I was trying to attack a hive (with the comm yelling abuse at me) when I ran out of ammo. He was so busy screaming that he didn't notice me calling for ammo, and started complaining that I was deliberately not shooting the horde of aliens rushing towards me and calling for the admins to kick me.

Moments later, I got kicked. Turns out the comm got banned later as well, for being so angy and abusive. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

I was annoyed at the time, but it's funny because it was so stupid. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Rapier7?

~Jason </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Bastard.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Haha..... but i need my question answered StoatBringer

Alkiller · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Teppla @ Apr 10 2005, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If you get banned it's your fault. Admins are always right.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
This would lose its comedic value if it wasn't being posted by Teppla.

Golden · April 2005

NS: banned for speedhacking when I was wallstrafing

CS (1.5): banned for speedhacking when I was running with my knife out

The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

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