Marineocide <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> (AKA. Suicide Bomber) <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo--> GORE!!!! Blood. Soldier Of Fortume style. Commander has the ability to kill n00bs or lamers. (would result in large scale lame) <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> Throwing knives <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Chest bursting of some sort. JPers recive damage if they fly up too fast and smash their heads on the roof <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> Aliens carry SARS.
uber-"elite" flamethrower with blinding powarzzzzzz because fire is just that cool. why the hell would you want to see anything other than fire/stuff that's on fire once you had the flame thrower? -secondary for flamethrower - the marine self-detonates, covering everything in the room with wonderful fire. everyone dies a horrid, flaming death. ahhh...
new, improved, bdsm suit for the heavy armour - ever wish your HA was in a leather zipper mask with nipple clamps? NOW HE IS! scare that Onos to death by doing the freakiest shiz you ever dreamed of.
super-bio-transformation - Remember those screenshots you used to take with your buddies? You know..those ones where the marines are all in lewd positions...well...start practicing! When you strike the proper pose, you turn into THE MARINE ORGY OF D00M!!!!! a hulking mass of guns, knives, and raging frontiersman hormones all rolled into a deadly ball of goo/machine.
JP suicide - As discussed as a possible side-effect of typing in '/kill' in the console...the marine blows up. again, more fire and death ensues. Double fire & death ensues if the JPer happens to be carrying a flame thrower at the time of suicide.
Aliens:
Servers will have a built in "Bury, Slay, Slap, Chickenize, Ban?" menu for a gorge's use whenever the gorge is mercilessly gunned down (or knifed) by a marine. Poor little gorges...
Onos will now have an uber-xenocide, much akin to the marine nuke (taken out because the super-bio-transformation is already powerful enough). Spikes & acidic liquid flies everywhere. Everyone has a skin-meltingly good laugh.
Skulk model will be replaced with a dog model (welsh corgi for all those interested in what breed). Skulks are man's best friend, after all. -Bite will be replaced with "Poo on the IP" -Parasite will be replaced with "Pee on the Armoury" -Leap will...err...stay the same. Just add muddy paws. -Xenocide will be replaced with "Poo, Pee, and Puke all at the same time, then curl up in a ball and die."
Fades will be completely taken out and instead replaced with hardcore dancers from your local hardcore music scene. These dancers will successfully accomplish giving everyone a bloody nose, and are capable of flying from one side of the map to the other in less than five seconds.
Lerks. I don't know. Let's move on, shall we?
Chambers; Sensory Chambers will now give marines that "creepy feeling" whenever they touch one. How would you like to touch a phallic-looking thing with little tentacles? Offense Chamber price reduced to 5. OCs now shoot mariah carey's "Glitter" on VHS. Movement Chambers now produce a Disco Ball? atmosphere, and play "Naked, Drunk, and Horny" (yellow note vs pukka) in order to really move the aliens. And maybe get some better screenshots of lewd happenings. But that's besides the point.
Hive - the hive now can assimilate marines that try to knife/weld/hmg from on top. Assimilated technology can be produced by gorges.
Just reply to <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=29939' target='_blank'>this</a> one. It came first, not to mention it's funnier and has more replies.
Aliens and marines would live in harmony and would be fighting the new stds that came between species. Those gorges always turned me on! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
The marines can attempt diplomacy with the aliens by sending a Lawyer to their hive. The Lawyer's 'attacks' will be:
-Briefcase attack, 30 damage per hit (when diplomacy fails) -Negotiate, never works, but often useful as a distraction while you tech up to ha/hmgs -Sue, Lawyer can sue aliens for trespassing/assult/criminal damages which results in all the alien's res points going to the marines. -Lie, the Lawyer lies to the aliens, telling them the marine team is hacking. This results in everyone leaving the server, and the marines win by default.
In order to utilise diplomats, you much research Armani suits in the same way as heavy armour, and for the same cost.
Of course, only marines equipped with Armani suits can use the breifcase.
Note that Lawyers cannot be killed by the Kharra, as they are smart enougth to know that Lawyers taste REALLY bad, and they would probably just get sued even more if they ate one.
You know I would really laugh my @$$ off if they take this into planning and make a little parody of NS where all the characters have no health and just sit there trying to pork and make little alien human hybrids that kick major ****! Oh ya they should make a treason mode where you can go through and betray the marines and become some hive queen or king that goes around like karagin(or whatever) in Starcraft, that would be pretty pimp. And if it hasn't been added yet the marines should get the "Ub3|2 5e19e c0nn0n" that shots tiny invisible nuclear war heads that are unharmful to marines and only "707aly" kill the aliens no matter where they hide. W00T go Uber Marines. And the hive should be controlled by gorges like someone already said and they should have organic nukes that kill everything but aliens so it would be like another big huge aliens vs. marines Cold War. W00T! <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
One more thing TROGDOR ISN'T A FRIKING ALIEN! HE IS A FRIKKIN DRAGON FOR PETE'S SAKE! Oh ya and the ONOS should be the size of a gigantic battle ship that can completly kill that intire marine base with it's "full barage," and their should be an upgraded amount of hives like 11 or somthing like 77 so that you can get maximum hive ownage massacre mode that makes the hive teleport to the enemy base and continously spawn ONOS after ONOS or something like that. <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
The NS team will come under pressure from groups that want diversity.
From now on there will be many marine models.
White marine, marine with glasses, black marine, filipino marine, hispanic marine, old man marine, female marine, homosexual marine, marine in a weelchair, peg-legged marine, and of course marine with a speech impediment.
Who said TROGDOR was an alien its just that he fits to the alien side better thatn marine. even tho he is a man err oh no wait he was a dragon man no, err no he was a DARAGON.
!RAWR! How 'bout we ask Strongbad what he thinks on which side Trogdor should be on! <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
1. LSD weapon, shooting it at something gives that objects insane visuals alike an LSD trip. 2. Donkey Kong as a playable alien class 3. A Yu-Gi-Oh card game mode....... 4. A homosexual marine soldier who has gaydar to pick up incoming flamers 5. The option to torture your opponent rather than kill them. Ex: Marines can use a toothbrush and listerine, maybe a shower, on the aliens; Aliens have enema's for the marines 6. Another marine class that is a little girl whos' weapon is puking up green pea soup 7. and dont forget llamas.................. 8. Alien attack that turns any marine into a 7 year old with missing teeth, a cowboy outfit, and 6-shooter cap guns 9. mini-me.............
police unit id be glad to see what strongbad has to say on the subject of TROGDORS teambring it on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
lol its true 1.99 would rule all the marines shooting each other at the enemy and onos laser eyes and TROGDOR of course (for the aliens side) grr policeunit <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
have u read this whole thread i reckon it would be pretty balanced <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
And the new alien nuke gun!Yes!Its here!Its very simple...you choose slot #4...And click fire...Watch the following pictures to see how this amazing system works..You'll be so amazed ull fall off ur seat!
Now look at this turret/cc farm...I mean an alien would have troubles in the past right!?....well times have changed my friend!
Someone has too much time on their hands... It was funny though, next time when downloading something I would highly suggest playing Yahoo Pool <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You know what !? I know the perfect upgrade for version 1.99! The NS team should make their own engine! One that closely models the HL2 one with equal grapics and wide map range. Oh yes and the map ns_nanc was removed from the map rotation because an alien battlecruiser (AkA Uber Onos) blasted it and whatever planet or station it was on. <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
to balance trogdor out a bit - the marines should be able to train battle llamas. maybe make them a bit hard to control, but they'd also kick and spit at aliens randomly. also if someone on a llama goes afk, the llama takes over and tries to ruin the game, possibly by spawn camping and just scaring aliens generally.
i think llamas are clearly superior to hover bikes etc. they probably wouldnt be combinable with ha tho, or you'd break the poor thing's back
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GORE!!!! Blood. Soldier Of Fortume style.
Commander has the ability to kill n00bs or lamers. (would result in large scale lame) <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
Throwing knives <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Chest bursting of some sort.
JPers recive damage if they fly up too fast and smash their heads on the roof <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Aliens carry SARS.
its a gient rifel wiht a hueg scoep taht kilsl ayn alein in oen shtot even if you shtoot tehm in teh ftoo
marines:
uber-"elite" flamethrower with blinding powarzzzzzz because fire is just that cool. why the hell would you want to see anything other than fire/stuff that's on fire once you had the flame thrower?
-secondary for flamethrower - the marine self-detonates, covering everything in the room with wonderful fire. everyone dies a horrid, flaming death. ahhh...
new, improved, bdsm suit for the heavy armour - ever wish your HA was in a leather zipper mask with nipple clamps? NOW HE IS! scare that Onos to death by doing the freakiest shiz you ever dreamed of.
super-bio-transformation - Remember those screenshots you used to take with your buddies? You know..those ones where the marines are all in lewd positions...well...start practicing! When you strike the proper pose, you turn into THE MARINE ORGY OF D00M!!!!! a hulking mass of guns, knives, and raging frontiersman hormones all rolled into a deadly ball of goo/machine.
JP suicide - As discussed as a possible side-effect of typing in '/kill' in the console...the marine blows up. again, more fire and death ensues. Double fire & death ensues if the JPer happens to be carrying a flame thrower at the time of suicide.
Aliens:
Servers will have a built in "Bury, Slay, Slap, Chickenize, Ban?" menu for a gorge's use whenever the gorge is mercilessly gunned down (or knifed) by a marine. Poor little gorges...
Onos will now have an uber-xenocide, much akin to the marine nuke (taken out because the super-bio-transformation is already powerful enough). Spikes & acidic liquid flies everywhere. Everyone has a skin-meltingly good laugh.
Skulk model will be replaced with a dog model (welsh corgi for all those interested in what breed). Skulks are man's best friend, after all.
-Bite will be replaced with "Poo on the IP"
-Parasite will be replaced with "Pee on the Armoury"
-Leap will...err...stay the same. Just add muddy paws.
-Xenocide will be replaced with "Poo, Pee, and Puke all at the same time, then curl up in a ball and die."
Fades will be completely taken out and instead replaced with hardcore dancers from your local hardcore music scene. These dancers will successfully accomplish giving everyone a bloody nose, and are capable of flying from one side of the map to the other in less than five seconds.
Lerks. I don't know. Let's move on, shall we?
Chambers;
Sensory Chambers will now give marines that "creepy feeling" whenever they touch one. How would you like to touch a phallic-looking thing with little tentacles?
Offense Chamber price reduced to 5. OCs now shoot mariah carey's "Glitter" on VHS.
Movement Chambers now produce a Disco Ball? atmosphere, and play "Naked, Drunk, and Horny" (yellow note vs pukka) in order to really move the aliens. And maybe get some better screenshots of lewd happenings. But that's besides the point.
Hive - the hive now can assimilate marines that try to knife/weld/hmg from on top. Assimilated technology can be produced by gorges.
that's all i've got for now....
O.k, the post that this one is a 'tribute' to (i.e, this post is not stolen. Not stolen at all. No.) is way funnier. Go reply to that one.
Page 5? w00t! my post pwns all of u nubcaeks!
The marines can attempt diplomacy with the aliens by sending a Lawyer to their hive. The Lawyer's 'attacks' will be:
-Briefcase attack, 30 damage per hit (when diplomacy fails)
-Negotiate, never works, but often useful as a distraction while you tech up to ha/hmgs
-Sue, Lawyer can sue aliens for trespassing/assult/criminal damages which results in all the alien's res points going to the marines.
-Lie, the Lawyer lies to the aliens, telling them the marine team is hacking. This results in everyone leaving the server, and the marines win by default.
In order to utilise diplomats, you much research Armani suits in the same way as heavy armour, and for the same cost.
Of course, only marines equipped with Armani suits can use the breifcase.
Note that Lawyers cannot be killed by the Kharra, as they are smart enougth to know that Lawyers taste REALLY bad, and they would probably just get sued even more if they ate one.
One more thing TROGDOR ISN'T A FRIKING ALIEN! HE IS A FRIKKIN DRAGON FOR PETE'S SAKE! Oh ya and the ONOS should be the size of a gigantic battle ship that can completly kill that intire marine base with it's "full barage," and their should be an upgraded amount of hives like 11 or somthing like 77 so that you can get maximum hive ownage massacre mode that makes the hive teleport to the enemy base and continously spawn ONOS after ONOS or something like that. <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
From now on there will be many marine models.
White marine, marine with glasses, black marine, filipino marine, hispanic marine, old man marine, female marine, homosexual marine, marine in a weelchair, peg-legged marine, and of course marine with a speech impediment.
HA HA
even tho he is a man err oh no wait he was a dragon man no, err no he was a DARAGON.
Simply +use on your mate to pick him up
Then fire him by leftclicking
Watch the onos Run from a barrage of flying merines
1. LSD weapon, shooting it at something gives that objects insane visuals alike an LSD trip.
2. Donkey Kong as a playable alien class
3. A Yu-Gi-Oh card game mode.......
4. A homosexual marine soldier who has gaydar to pick up incoming flamers
5. The option to torture your opponent rather than kill them. Ex: Marines can use a toothbrush and listerine, maybe a shower, on the aliens; Aliens have enema's for the marines
6. Another marine class that is a little girl whos' weapon is puking up green pea soup
7. and dont forget llamas..................
8. Alien attack that turns any marine into a 7 year old with missing teeth, a cowboy outfit, and 6-shooter cap guns
9. mini-me.............
TROGDOR ownz all
obtw..in 1.99
there could be hover bikes!!...who doesnt want hoverbikes??
Now look at this turret/cc farm...I mean an alien would have troubles in the past right!?....well times have changed my friend!
*Before*
i think llamas are clearly superior to hover bikes etc. they probably wouldnt be combinable with ha tho, or you'd break the poor thing's back