Ns Trash Talk

Moon · June 2003

Your Comm is so cheap, instead of dropping medpacks he just yells "bzzzzt" into his mic.

CaLFiN · June 2003

Moon, stop before I beat you with a humour stick! PLEASE

Moon · June 2003

Your Comm is so cheap, instead of dropping a siege he gets his marines to hold hands and yell "BOOM".

Moon · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CaL_FiN @ Jun 27 2003, 03:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Moon, stop before I beat you with a humour stick! PLEASE </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Don't worry... only have another fifty or so to go I reckon.

Your Comm is so cheap, instead of dropping res nodes he arms his marines with Hoovers.

Moon · June 2003

Commander: "High Command... this is Commander Robertson"

High Command: "Yes commander. Go ahead"

Commander: "Requesting more bathrooms Sir !"

High Command: "Why ? "

Commander: "I have a suspicion it has to do with the newly released images of the alien 'Gorge' creature"

High Command: "What does a mere photo of an alien creature have to do with your problem?"

Commander: "Well Sir... I believe it must have made the men sick to their stomachs...the bathrooms are always full !".

LilBlueDot · June 2003

Uhhhh... Uhhh... Your gorge likes to SHAKE HIS @SS!!! (Click sig)

CommunistWithAGun · June 2003

Your commander sucks so much that he is unable to properly give orders, hence this effect will cause you severe loss in game stance and perhaps a loss!

kingmob · June 2003

this is my favorite....

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Your gorg is so fat he just backs up and traps marines in his @ss cheeks."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

great mental image
...plus what a cool weapon it would be
no longer would gorges runaway heal spraying they would back into marines
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

wendigo · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kingmob @ Jun 27 2003, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this is my favorite....

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Your gorg is so fat he just backs up and traps marines in his @ss cheeks."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

great mental image
...plus what a cool weapon it would be
no longer would gorges runaway heal spraying they would back into marines
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
So can we add a beeper to them to warn marines?

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moon @ Jun 27 2003, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Your Comm is so cheap, instead of dropping a siege he gets his marines to hold hands and yell "BOOM". </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Rotfl!

Ok, litterally. Give this guy a cookie!

Oh man... *Skorpy wipes tears of laughter*

[edit]
Right. Jokes. Whatever.

Your skulks are so bad their hivesight tells them "We need aimbots!"
Your fades are so stupid they're trying to trip on acid rockets.
Your gorge's so fat he's got his own area messages ("Comm, I need a medpack at North Gorge Access!").
Your gorge's so fat that instead of building the hive he just hangs himself from the roof.

CaLFiN · June 2003

[sarcasm]HAHAHAHAHA[/sarcasm]

bon_Homme · June 2003

You marines are so blind you couldn't find your way out of an infantry portal.

keep em coming!

Virus_com · June 2003

Your Gorge is so fat he spewed out a McDonalds chamber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

errr...yes

TommyVercetti · June 2003

Your Gorge is so fat the Marines had a BBQ to lure him to their base and steal all his res!
Your commander is so stupid he tried to build outside the map! Hey, wait a minute...
Your commander is so stupid he didn't notice the huge Gorge eating all the BBQ food before it was too late! Sausage-Babblers!

Thief_3_Wannabe · June 2003

"Your gorg is so fat, skulks get caught in his gravitational pull and just revolve around him for the rest of the game."

Zunni · June 2003

your mom is so fat, I keep asking her to drop D Chambers.

Fangs · June 2003

Your gorge is so stupid, he built sensory chambers first... oh wait thats not funneh!!1111oneone

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

bon_Homme · June 2003

Zunni:

HA! best one yet.

BigMadSteve · June 2003

Your gorge is so fat it fell down the Drill Shaft and got stuck!

Ollj · June 2003

Your gorge is so fat, it uses the onos hull!
Your gorge is so fat, one umbra is not enough to hide it!
Your gorge is so fat, spores come out off his @ss randomly!
Your gorge is so fat, We already have 50 -your gorge is so fat- Jokes!

im turning this into a cycler script now.

Ollj · June 2003

50 "your gorge is so fat,..." sentenses in a cycler script.
copy the text to autoexec.cfg and bind a key to "gorgefat" like;
---> bind f gorgefat <----
or in the config.cfg
when joining a game randomize it by using a few times in an empty readyroom.

Javert · June 2003

Your lerk is so lazy, he hovars without flapping.

*<i>slaps knee.</i>

Lt_Hendrickson · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([ReD]Dean @ Jun 27 2003, 02:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Your lerks are so nub they use spikes to kill marines" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'> <--me
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'> <--target  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
WOO HOO GO RED DEAN WOOHOO

CaLFiN · June 2003

I sure am going to be the envy of the NS community with my "W17tY" jokes, oh boy oh boy!

Align · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CaL_FiN @ Jun 27 2003, 10:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I sure am going to be the envy of the NS community with my "W17tY" jokes, oh boy oh boy! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Even if you're too weathered and cynical to like them, I laugh at some.
Don't be so bluddy sour about something just because YOU don't find it funny.

CaLFiN · June 2003

Why? Can I not express my opinions?

Moon · June 2003

Your Comm is so cheap, he recycles the jockstraps off dead marines !

bon_Homme · June 2003

"Your marines are so redneck, they take 'humping the armory' literally"

--niteowl

Ollj · June 2003

In reply to my scipt (really nice on ns_siege till the door opens):

Noob3h (and out to lunch):
Your gorge is so fat, he rides on an onos!
Your gorge is so fat, it carries ns_Nancy!
Your gorge is so fat, it has battles with Godzilla! - and wins!
Your gorge is so fat, it blocks doorways like cc walls!

Ambit:
Your gorge is so fat, it has its own Zip Code!

and of course:

Moon · June 2003

A marine finds himself face to face with an egg. He points his pistol *click* - no ammo; feels for his knife ... gone !

Marine : "Hey Comm, I'm in deep **** here... I need ammo..theres an egg about to hatch"

Comm: "Don't panic, I'm on it"

*bzzzt* A box of some unknown substance lands in front of the marine.

Marine "Comm ! what the the hell is this ??"

Comm: "Dump out the box over the egg, you don't have much time. Hurry up !"

The Marine promptly showers the creature with white flakes. It dies almost instantly without a sound.

Marine : "Geez Comm, thanks ! Some kind of poison the bio-guys whipped up ? "

Comm: "No, washing powder !"

Marine " Eh ? Not sure I understand..."

Comm: "Simple... we use a brand that's guaranteed to PREVENT FADING"

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