Best Pick Up Line?

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  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Yay, marching band! We had hellish cuts in drumline this year at UNL; I can relate to that stress factor. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    /me slays American Pie and Drumline for making a massive influx of stupid jokes and impressions about said bands.

    /me checks to see if Vanguard has audition information posted yet.

    Also, this could be interesting to see a full roommate fight on the forums right in front of our very eyes. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And yes, I may drop by the RR server. I've been meaning to anyway, but haven't had time due to that whole drumline thing. Yarg.
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Hokie Bird+Aug 24 2003, 11:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hokie Bird @ Aug 24 2003, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In all fairness, you KNOW that Jane's nice, but you have no proof of how nice I am, so how can you all even begin to compare? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Um, grr damn your eyes, because I spend the time to be nice and make friends, and you don't care! HMPH! I think she's just not as interesyed in comupter boys, *not true for me.* Computer smart boys rock, hmm KFS is reading, I wonder if he's pondering my invite. *crosses fingers* <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *YAY* you know you're little night watchy people play there, I've seen a few anyway. (ferret if he is the ferret from nightwatch is not a friendly ferreit though, he keeps on biting me <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->. Tommyd also plays there and of course Tanith is a cool map, and so is Delta, so it's neat to see him there. I was like hmmm, mapmakers, and playtesters play here, then people you work with, and I was like when will KFS come I need to thank him for eclipse. But wait, I can thank you here, KFS, thank you for eclipse!

    --Jane <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    this is turning into a bitchfight O_O well not really but kinda <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    and well stop fighthing over whos the most nice, and be nice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    For those who don't know:

    I'm KFS' official fanboy and will now sit on Lunixmonster and wait all day.

    That is all.
  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    For those who don't know:

    CForrester scares me.

    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ScarletPhoenixScarletPhoenix Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19133Members
    I think he's had one too many puffs on the maple leaf, if you know what I'm saying...
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    You know you wuv me, KFS. You giant fluffy squirrel-guy, you. <3<3<3
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Aug 24 2003, 11:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Aug 24 2003, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know you wuv me, KFS. You giant fluffy squirrel-guy, you. <3<3<3 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /me runs and hides

    I am now scarred of Forrester too. Please don't scare him away he said he'd come to the server we play on, quiet you, *waits, looks around and remembers that KFS is reading this too* <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> Don't let Forrester scare you.

    --Jane
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Sorry, ma'am. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    THIS IS NOT PG!!!! <a href='http://somethingpositive.net/sp12122002.html' target='_blank'>link</a>

    .. but it is still funny (and isn't a threadjack). Sometimes honesty can be your best friend, sometimes honesty will get your best friend kicked up to your throat.
  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    CForester and Jane, I think I just played with you. Maybe you can tell me why I was banned?

    Oh and about those pickup lines...
    It all depends on the girl you'd like to speak to. What type of girl she is, I mean. If it's a friend of someone you know it's easy anyway. But if not, it all depends on the situation <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> (heh good advises, aren' they?)
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    Best pick up line I've ever seen:

    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    "What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?"

    "Do you want to have children? Wanna just practice?"
  • KeitaroSempaiKeitaroSempai Join Date: 2003-06-04 Member: 17003Members
    "Do you have any <your ethnicity> in you? Want some?"
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--eggmac+Aug 24 2003, 01:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eggmac @ Aug 24 2003, 01:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CForester and Jane, I think I just played with you. Maybe you can tell me why I was banned?

    Oh and about those pickup lines...
    It all depends on the girl you'd like to speak to. What type of girl she is, I mean. If it's a friend of someone you know it's easy anyway. But if not, it all depends on the situation <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> (heh good advises, aren' they?) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You were prob. kicked due to a reserved seat, *I* don't have to worry about that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->, but poor Forrester gets booted all the time.

    --Jane
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    yea reserved slots can be a B****, espicially since all the servers who has it are american(well from wat ive seen so far) and i live in DK = bad ping <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 01:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 01:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--eggmac+Aug 24 2003, 01:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eggmac @ Aug 24 2003, 01:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CForester and Jane, I think I just played with you. Maybe you can tell me why I was banned?

    Oh and about those pickup lines...
    It all depends on the girl you'd like to speak to. What type of girl she is, I mean. If it's a friend of someone you know it's easy anyway. But if not, it all depends on the situation <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> (heh good advises, aren' they?) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You were prob. kicked due to a reserved seat, *I* don't have to worry about that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->, but poor Forrester gets booted all the time.

    --Jane <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I never get reserve kicked because of my uber leet 40-60 ping hax0rs. It works JUST because its <i>UBER LEET</i>
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sp@ceM0nkey+Aug 23 2003, 09:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sp@ceM0nkey @ Aug 23 2003, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First up girls are people. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They're WHAT?!

    Dude, you wake up in a pool this morning?

    Girls aren't people.

    Girls=Women=Impossible.

    Its like that one quote from Neon Genesis Evangelion...

    "The ancient kanji definition for woman or girl is "A beauty far far away". AKA, you'll see the beauty, but won't understand what it means.

    SO MNYEH!
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Aug 24 2003, 09:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Aug 24 2003, 09:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Sp@ceM0nkey+Aug 23 2003, 09:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sp@ceM0nkey @ Aug 23 2003, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First up girls are people. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They're WHAT?!

    Dude, you wake up in a pool this morning?

    Girls aren't people.

    Girls=Women=Impossible.

    Its like that one quote from Neon Genesis Evangelion...

    "The ancient kanji definition for woman or girl is "A beauty far far away". AKA, you'll see the beauty, but won't understand what it means.

    SO MNYEH! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    so that's why you have lameass pickup lines and methods.

    [taking off shoe]
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Aug 24 2003, 04:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Aug 24 2003, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "The ancient kanji definition for woman or girl is "A beauty far far away". AKA, you'll see the beauty, but won't understand what it means. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wow! That could be turned into a very decent line itself! You'll have to be able to finish a second sentence though "the ancient kanji definition for woman is 'A beauty far far away.'" <b>you cannot stop here, this is a bad half-thought</b> "In other words, we may be able to see her beauty, but never quite understand what it means.."

    If you go to a school that teaches kanji, or you're hitting on anime freaks.. this line probably won't work, so pick your targets wisely, and conserve ammo.

    [edit]edited for spelling errors. Going on 3 hours' sleep in 3 days is bad, mmkay?[/edit]
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited August 2003
    "I lost my Number, can I have your's?"
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited August 2003
    <b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>ATTEN-HUT!

    DROP TROU'!!!


    ... DOUBLETIME!!</span></b>
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Aug 24 2003, 06:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Aug 24 2003, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "I lost your Number, can I have your's?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's I lost my number can I have yours, that one actually made me laugh when I got it.

    --Jane
  • SeraphyGoodnessSeraphyGoodness Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17029Members
    hmmm. pick up lines...

    Well the dodgy "Nice boots..." has actually worked for me (once).. made her laugh, and they were nice boots too.

    Usually, i don't bother with pick up lines. I let the girls make the first move (most times its the girl who chooses anyhow...)

    I do however keep an eye out on who's watching while i'm dancing, and then go get a drink where they can see me and do the subtle eye contact thing... works pretty well.

    oh, and if you're a british guy, i've found that your accent will do most of the work with foreign girls.

    Dahm that sexeh british accent.. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--NSPlayaGirl+Aug 24 2003, 04:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSPlayaGirl @ Aug 24 2003, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Aug 24 2003, 06:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Aug 24 2003, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "I lost your Number, can I have your's?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's I lost my number can I have yours, that one actually made me laugh when I got it.

    --Jane <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe I should try and type...
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--SeraphyGoodness+Aug 24 2003, 07:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SeraphyGoodness @ Aug 24 2003, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->oh, and if you're a british guy, i've found that your accent will do most of the work with foreign girls.

    Dahm that sexeh British accent.. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's so true. Damn your sexy accent <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->. I mean I don't find your accent to be incredibly hot. . . *tries to act convincing* <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> What is it with British accents, that is so darn attractive? I guess this isn't the place for me to ask <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. Anyway. . . *crap they know my weakness,* oh wait maybe they didn't notice. . . *tries to act inconspicuous*

    --Jane
  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    how about a German accent with a Russian touch?
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited August 2003
    what about scottish?

    "ai'll play yohr gaem, you rogue!!"

    edit: "...ai'll take theh <i>rapist</i>, for 20!!"
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what about scottish?

    "ai'll play yohr gaem, you rogue!!"

    edit: "...ai'll take theh <i>rapist</i>, for 20!!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Celebrity Jeopardy. lol
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Aug 24 2003, 07:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Aug 24 2003, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what about scottish?

    "ai'll play yohr gaem, you rogue!!"

    edit: "...ai'll take theh <i>rapist</i>, for 20!!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Celebrity Jeopardy. lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's Therapists. Therapists, not the rapists, Mr. Connery.

    Are you English or retarded?
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofsky+Aug 25 2003, 02:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky @ Aug 25 2003, 02:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Aug 24 2003, 07:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Aug 24 2003, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Zig+Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 24 2003, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what about scottish?

    "ai'll play yohr gaem, you rogue!!"

    edit: "...ai'll take theh <i>rapist</i>, for 20!!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Celebrity Jeopardy. lol <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's Therapists. Therapists, not the rapists, Mr. Connery.

    Are you English or retarded? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ach.. aih'll take <i>swords</i> for four hundred.
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