The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Heard In Ns?
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Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
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I think that is probably the most stupid thing I've heard in ns. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
If only it were, is there any point to this thread?
Some guy: COMM HMG AND JETPACK STAT
Me: do you even know HOW to play?
Some guy: Yeah, I comm all the time
(Bear in mind we hadn't even built an Infantry portal yet. Makes you wonder what his win lose ratio is as comm <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Or the worse thing ever...
"Um, guys, why can't I give out HMGS?"
The reply
"Now, see the little thing at the bottom, with pictures of wepaons and stuff, click on the first one, and find the ovalish one and then click on it and" CHOMP!!!
Commander: Guys, go through the phase gate (it's at the 3rd and upcoming hive)
Marine 1: I need ammo first.
Marine 2: Give me a grenade launcher.
Marine 3: We only have 5 resources. Give me some mines.
Commander: Go through the damn phase gate fast.
(Marine 2 decides to continue pestering the commander for SOME weapon. Marine 1 trys to get to the hive by walking to it instead of using the phase gate. Marine 3 gets mines for some reason, goes through the phase gate, and places them around the hive)
Commander: Guys, don't just stand in the base.
Marine 2: If I had a better weapon, I'd be able to take them all out myself.
(Mistrusting his own hunches, the commander gives the marine a HMG and a jet pack. Approximetly 5 seconds later, a few fades come into our base and start shooting the place up. Meanwhile, Marine 2 is busy getting full ammo for his HMG and dies in the process)
Marine 2: How come you didn't give me a health pack! <------------- the dumbest line I have heard in NS
Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!
This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times.
Dude1: Comm help me I fell in a vent and I can't get out
Comm: Just kill yourself
Dude1: How do you do that?
Comm: .........
Me: Type kill in console
Dude1: Whats a console?
He then was stuck there until he left, no skulk touched him for they were heartless alien ****, I however tried and failed to help the poor n00b, because his console key was not bound.
Comm: We're low on resources..
Me: COMM! RECYCLE THE COMM CHAIR SO YOU CAN GET MORE RES!!
followed by..
Me: Comm, we need resources, recycle the res tower!
Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!
This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
My vote goes to this one so far, its not a noob statement (he had relocated and knew about the DB) its just plain "momma dropped me and Billy-bob on our heads when we were younins" stupidity. Long live the Darwin Awards!
marine gets killed buy flying alien guy 2 times
marine: you cheat!
alien guy: how?
marine: because you killed me twice
rest of server: shut up marine
then all hell broke loose
Someone: what?
Nsplayer: can i buy a gun?
Nsplayer: give me your gun
Someone: no
Nsplayer: PLZ
Someone: no
NSPlayer: what is commander?
-explanation-
-time goes-
NSPlayer: What is commander??!
NSplayer sees a gorge and runs for his life.... (gorge = me).
Comm: you .....why did your run away?
team: haha
The stupidist thing I have ever done was to get a GL, and a jetpack and fall down that big hole in the marines spawn on that viaduct map.
THAT was amazingly funny, yet annoying. I think that the guy got the mines, placed them but was promptly killed by a fade and his acid rocket. THAT was hilarious, especially since the fade waited untill he placed ALL the mines. Hahaha.
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Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!
This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
But THAT takes the cake. I guess the comm didn't understand the use for the distress beacon.
me: .....yes
(sometime passes)
n00b: can you get more guns in this game?
me: yes...(list of weapons)
n00b: how do i give out guns?
me: (holds head in hands) only the commander can do that...
n00b: can i go commander?
team: NO!
n00b: how do i build things?
me: OMG READ THE MANUAL!
n00b: naaah
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another winner:
n00b: can you be aliens in this game?
Me : Okay since 75% of the marines are refusing to obey orders and they have 2 hives,im recycling everything.
*n00b rushes to mainteance hive and hides underneath*
n00b : see?when he was comm i knew we would lose from the start.
Me : you are blaming ME for you REFUSAL to obey orders?!
n00b : you didnt make your instructiosn clear enough
Me : Okay i gave you waypoints and i typed orders at least 5 times in full capitals.....and i didnt make the instructions clear enough.****.
n00b(at this point he decides to adopt the idiot defence.) : you suck!
Me : i suck because you refuse to obey orders?!WTF?!
n00b : just admit that you suck!
Me : dude i told you to go mainteance,you went comp core.I told you to go comp core,you went and hid under mainteance hive.Then you absolutely refused to phase in to defend the seige points because you were humping the armory.
n00b : you suck!!!!!11111111
Me : Why dont you go post on the server forums that i suck because you refuse to obey orders.....you will be laughed off the forums
n00b : oh yea?they will say you suck!!!111111111
I can see this guy on the national debating team :
Guy 1 : The malaysian reasons for refusing a package deal in the water talks blah blah blah
n00b : OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU SUCK!!!!!1 I WIN!!!!!!!!!!
People like this, need to walk into traffic and get hit by a bus.
*game starts*
noob alien goes gorge
<alien><noob1> Ill go gorge so I have the res to go onos
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<marine><noob2> I am the best of marines cuz im on top of the list! WAHAHA F**** YA ALIENS!
*noob2 gets killed by parasite*
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*noob3 gestates into lerk*
<alien><noob3> How do I fly as a lerk?
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<marine><somedude> Get out of the f***in commchair u noob
<marine><noob4> How do I get out?
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*game starts*
noobs go marine
<b>noone goes in the commchair</b> and they all run around
<marine><noob5> I am in holoroom,
<marine><noob6> We are in holo
<marine><noob7>medpack
<marine><noob8>Im @ hive
*noob7 gets killed by someones bitegun*
*noob8 starts attackin hive*
*noob8 gets killed by someones healspray*
*noob5 gets killed by someones bitegun*
*noob6 gets killed by someones bitegun*
<noob7>**** comm
<noob5>comm u suck!!
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Comm(me): We got 2 hives secured and everyone has ha, hmg, welders except for you cause you went rambo and died
n00b: Comm you still suck
"We only lost because we didn't have a Comm!"
Sadly, this was on a decent server with semi-decent Marines. Just everyone kept jumping in and out of the CC to drop themselves shotguns, and never teched up, built RTs or had health support. Funny to see the crackbouncing Marines go down when they aren't standing in a shower of blue and white, and the Skulks know to crouch when attacking so the wallwalk code doesn't kick in.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying.
"Hey Comm, drop me a welder so I can build these infantry portals."
There are several things wrong with this. I'll start with the obvious. One. YOU DON'T BUILD WITH A WELDER. Two. WE CAN'T GET WELDERS WITHOUT AN ARMORY. Three. THE WHOLE TEAM WAS DEAD EXCEPT THIS GUY SO WE CAN'T TELL HIM "You don't build with welder." AND THERE'S NO COMMANDER. Needless to say, the skulks ran in and we were soon dead. It was rediculous.
Another stupid one, though not as stupid...
"Commander, give me a welder." (I was commander)
*I drop a welder*
"Thnx."
Seconds later...
* NSPlayer was killed by bitegun *
"Commander, give me welder."
*Drops welder*
Seconds later...
* NSPlayer was killed by parasite (Well not really, but it sounded more noobish) *
"Commander drop me welder."
Me: "Hell no! I already gave you one twice and you died both times!"
"You never gave me a welder!"
Make the pain stop.
We currently have 120 RPs, and 2 towers, getting about 4 RP a tick. We have reloacated to power silo hive.
Commander (over voicecom): "We don't need any more rescources, we're in a hive!" "All we have to do is wait them out."
And ect ect. Need I say that as soon as the aliens started attacking, we used up all our RP, couldn't get more, and eventually got killed when skulks climbed up to the celing, changed to fades, and bombarded us to death with acid rockets?
Not enough when they are already losing but also insult them is not a fine gesture.
Those who do multiple kills + have an insane score as Alien (preffered Skulk) or Standart marine, and then
type in "muhahaha" make themselves suspicious to me (cheat/hack?)
I think this game is to have fun, not to humilate others!
So, the other day the map goes from Nothing to Eclipse, and I hear over voice comm:
<i>"Is this a custom map?"</i>
Not enough when they are already losing but also insult them is not a fine gesture.
Those who do multiple kills + have an insane score as Alien (preffered Skulk) or Standart marine, and then
type in "muhahaha" make themselves suspicious to me (cheat/hack?)
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Aww, but gloating is so much fun when a Marine is crackbouncing along, and you STILL eat his face, then insult him more for trying to exploit the hitbox bugs and FAILING. I know I gloat when I take out four Marines who are crouched in corners of Holoroom on Hera, and act surprised that they could be hit.
NSplayer's name was changed to [No C-D]NSplayer
[No C-D]NSplayer: Am i in a clan?
And there we have another problem.
The hitboxes. I think they should be fixed right away, coz the actual make no sense as they are mislocated.