The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Heard In Ns?

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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not really, as Aliens can bunnyhop as well. And you're making an assumption that I know nothing about bunnyhopping.

    Thankfully it WILL be removed in v1.1, so there'll be no more worries about it. (quietly hopes that it'll be removed properly)
  • The_Holy_GreyThe_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members
    edited February 2003
    I once entered the vent on cargo hive and saw two marines crawl slowly inside it so i went near them, screamed into my mic "eat my dust!" and gave a full thrust with my jetpack through the vent. i felt so good doin this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    another case was when i was a HA marine and slowly went with another 2 HA guys in a long corridor. suddely from a door far forward from us, a lerk flew in. we were quite far so he started shooting spikes on us. we started shooting back on him so he got paniced and turned around to fly back. on that point the door closed and he was slammed right into it. 2 seconds later he became a large pile of green goo. that was hilarious.
  • AnkanAnkan Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1858Members
    Guy: Uh... Commander....?
    Comm: Yea? Talk fast, I'm quite busy.
    Guy: I need to go to the toilet... Do you get mad if I do....?
    Comm: Uh.... I guess not.
    Guy: YAY!

    And he was on the toilet for about an hour, he came back 5 minutes b4 we won <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> .

    He was stupid <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> .
  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--TheMuffinMan+Feb 17 2003, 05:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheMuffinMan @ Feb 17 2003, 05:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i got anotehr n00b moment last night <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    noob1 : how do you get guns?
    team : ur comm gives em to u
    me : lol dont listen to them, u get guns by pressing use on the armoury until u get 1

    after this the n00b humps the armoury fer 10mins before leaving <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh come on man, help him out a little, don't scare away new players just like that.
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    edited February 2003
    A: "Too many Gorge... Photon Get off gorge, you are wasting Res and not knowing what you do"
    P: "Why? Its My res"
    B: "Stop Wasting Res"
    P: "Shut up, each alien has its own Res. I read it in the manual"
    A: "Yah, but it all comes from the same hive resource pot...."
    B: "get of gorge, idiot"
    ...
  • CWolfCWolf Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12483Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Feb 17 2003, 10:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Feb 17 2003, 10:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Onos...1st hive....its second hive goddamit! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (lol) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hehehe.. oh yeah sorry.. me newbie. Forgot it was only 2 hives needed <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    The famous "Place D-chambers under a new hive to get it build faster" Hack:
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  • os_mongoos_mongo Join Date: 2003-02-06 Member: 13197Members
    lol i played ns for a whole week before i figured how aliens upgraded via the chambers. nedless to say i got alot better when i figured out how to get cara.
  • os_mongoos_mongo Join Date: 2003-02-06 Member: 13197Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not really, as Aliens can bunnyhop as well. And you're making an assumption that I know nothing about bunnyhopping.

    Thankfully it WILL be removed in v1.1, so there'll be no more worries about it. (quietly hopes that it'll be removed properly) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dude bunny hopping is not just jumping up and down randomly.... aliens just jump aorund randomly, not bunnyhop.
  • BlackPantherBlackPanther Join Date: 2002-02-11 Member: 197Members
    Stupidest thing ever:

    me = commander:

    me = guys, go through the phase gate and build the TF so we can seige the hive and we'll win
    Marine = gimme an HMG
    me = I cant give you one i dont have the res to spare
    Marine = come on man gimme my hmg
    me = cant spare it
    Marine = FFS gimme a damn gun
    me = Quickly! Through the gate!
    Marine = gimme HMG!
    me = there's a skulk behind you
    Marine = Come on HMG!

    *NSplayer bites Marine*

    Marine = This wouldn't of happened if you had given me an HMG
    me = This wouldnt of happend if you had just build the TF.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited February 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--os_mongo+Feb 17 2003, 11:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (os_mongo @ Feb 17 2003, 11:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not really, as Aliens can bunnyhop as well. And you're making an assumption that I know nothing about bunnyhopping.

    Thankfully it WILL be removed in v1.1, so there'll be no more worries about it. (quietly hopes that it'll be removed properly) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dude bunny hopping is not just jumping up and down randomly.... aliens just jump aorund randomly, not bunnyhop. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wrong. Have you ever seen a bunnyhopping Skulk with Celerity? It's frightening how fast they go. Though tricky, with the reduced distance from the floor.. has to be timed just right. Try it out and practice on a LAN game, if you think it can't be done. Bunnyhop scripts don't work for skulks, again as noted due to the different timing. But bunnyhopping *does*. Remember to turn off wallwalk (hold Crouch) while you're testing, or you may hit something and stick to it accidentally.

    (edit: Does this discussion thread qualify yet as 'one of the stupidest things you've heard [about] NS'?)
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited February 2003
    You are just being nasty to the newbies. Not everyone has the time nor the will to become a harcore NS fan like we do. Many of those lines put here are common and understandable mistakes. I've tried dozens of Half-Life mods and NS is actually the only one I've read the manual and use up to 5hours per day in the forums. I can imagine how the hardcore desert crisis fans felt when I went there with no information about the mod and started asking stupid things <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • os_mongoos_mongo Join Date: 2003-02-06 Member: 13197Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--os_mongo+Feb 17 2003, 11:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (os_mongo @ Feb 17 2003, 11:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 17 2003, 07:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not really, as Aliens can bunnyhop as well. And you're making an assumption that I know nothing about bunnyhopping.

    Thankfully it WILL be removed in v1.1, so there'll be no more worries about it. (quietly hopes that it'll be removed properly) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dude bunny hopping is not just jumping up and down randomly.... aliens just jump aorund randomly, not bunnyhop. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wrong. Have you ever seen a bunnyhopping Skulk with Celerity?
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    no cant say i have
  • MadCowMadCow Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13398Members
    What about...
    "OMG there's a horse in our base!!!!!11"

    referring of course to an <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    edited February 2003
    hmm well my silliest moment in ns has occured countless times and heres how it goes...
    maybe i need glasses but i was struggling to shoot that turret on my cursor cause i couldnt see it well enough before getting shot :/
  • SmithboySmithboy Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10964Members
    The stupidest things I hear are people putting down others because they aren't great at the game. Also when people put down beginners when they are asking some questions. Tell them to read the manual and tell them that it explains a lot. If they get stubborn and say no, then they're the idiots and you can commence with whatever you want, but I still say to ignore them and don't feel the trolls.

    Really I hate the noob, newbie, nub references whenever someone makes a mistake.
  • rsdrsd Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13405Members
    This was from ages ago (the person talking was (and still is) a total noob)...

    (screen taken by a fellow clanner, not by me - useless resolution i know <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)



    <img src='http://www.freeasphost.co.uk/aao/downloads/screens/cow.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • LindstromLindstrom Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9865Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 17 2003, 09:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 17 2003, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop. Again, saying it IS an exploit in bold doesn't do anything to further your argument. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, since you didn't really give any details in your post you can't really flame Talesin can you? And if you were bhopping, marine OR alien you were still exploiting the game. So your whole post just kinda made you look like an idiot. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    edited February 2003
    Long story.
    Just read the pic for the short gag.

    Everything gone fine as aliens.
    We killed the heavy defended siege outpost in Mess hall with 4 fades, 2 gorges and 2 excellent lerks.
    Then we had the third hive (noname) cleared and going up.
    Magines had no bases, just one resource tower, 3 heavy armours, we had almost everything.
    While we build third hive (noname) and started to rush the main base, marines secret commando took the hive on the other side of the map.
    Noname finaly gone up. Marines fully upgraded, a few Grenade launchers, no HMG rush because they had just 2 or 3 res (changed soo quickly).
    But our Fades were soo ****.
    We had ALL the res and 2 times more fade possibilities than they had HA and GL or HMG. and everyone who knows the game yelled this. "rush fades rush"
    They had no Jetpacks, jsut a few HA and GL.
    4 fades, one or 2 Gorges and 1 or 2 Skulks nonstop atacking last hive. everyone else cleared the rest of the map.
    We were almost in the door entrance to that tight hive, having so much structures outside.
    Well, I, as lerk, saw one Fade after another just diing because they ran back into the grenades that were thrown behind them. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> Aaw that hurt.
    Pussieis. I sayd "another fade bites the dust" 3 times when I saw a dumb fade diing instead of rushing.
    And so marines took a second hive and we lost with a last hive, tons of res but no more intelligent power.
    We had just one hive and after this question (see below) i knew why our fades sucked and why we will have no chance to win this match:
    One of the pussie Fades notiched that he just can turn into lerk now....
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>How do you shoot things when you`re a lerk</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Alien_BobAlien_Bob Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8185Members
    I was on a game recently, and I was the single alien player vs. 4 marines. They seemed to be busy setting up base, so I went gorge and wandered round the map getting res towers up. When you're the only alien player the res accumulates very quickly, and I was soon able to get a second hive up, build some upgrades and go fade. All without seeing a single marine.
    So I went marine-hunting. When they discovered I was already a fade the protests began
    "He cheater!" (I think they were Koreans or something)
    "You got two hives, you hacked! He cheater, he hack!"

    and so on. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    At the beginning of another game, chat went like this
    noob: "Hey, someone change into that flying thing so we can poison them."

    Same guy, later on:
    noob: "OMG quick give me all your res so I can some defences!"
    team :"This isn't a giveres server, we can't do that."
    noob: "Oh, right.."
    a few minutes later -
    noob: "Give me all your res now! Quick, I need lots of res. Give it to me."
    team: "We told you, this is not a giveres server!"
    noob: "Oh, yeah..."
    noob: "I need more res, give me your res now!"
  • c0brac0bra Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7546Members
    *game starts*

    noob: I need HMG ad jetpak and welder and mines!!

    Me: OK, just hit F4 so I know where you are.

    *sigh*
  • AUScorpionAUScorpion Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11842Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Feb 17 2003, 10:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Feb 17 2003, 10:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> whats sad about all these posts is that they are real examples of idiocy...makes you wonder if the human race is the most intelligent form on Earth...

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh, you know you've got problems when you are considered the dominent sentient species and some members of said species can be beaten on an IQ test by a rat... after the rat has undergone experimentation in electro-shock therapy 1930's style.
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    commander gives mines to obvious noob
    hey *n00b* do you know how to use them properly?
    noob: Yes of course!

    *places them all on the walls, leaving like a 4 foot gap for the skulks to just walk under...*

    me: sigh....
    me: wow, the skulks are going to have such a hard time getting through THEM!

    *skulks run in *UNDER* the mines and chomp his stupid noob ****.
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
  • Alien_BobAlien_Bob Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8185Members
    I found a gorge in the vent leading to the marine base in ns_caged. He had built a couple of defence chambers in the vent (nothing wrong with that) and had then used them as a ladder to climb up so that he could shoot spit at the marines. This was quite early in the game, so resources were scarce.

    me: "Hey, could you change back to skulk, you're wasting res"
    gorge : "SUYF newb!"
    me: "You're using up resources that the other gorges could use."
    gorge: "OMG no0b SUYF!!!"
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    *player shoots me with one handgun bullet*

    me: omg! you killed me with one bullet!
    cs player: no it was a headshot...im good at CS

    *in-case you dont know, where you hit the player, whether it be their head or their toe...it still takes the same amount of bullets to kill someone..THIS IS NOT CS.*
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
    Heh this got posted on my favourite server's forum......

    "OH did i fail to mention that you are a total control-freak?
    just because you are the comm don't mean that we breath and eat your orders. WE're playing too, not just you. If you want total control go play starcraft."

    Wow what a lame excuse for running all over the map for "more killz".

    Oh another one :

    Retard : stop whining about the marines not obeying orders,its your fault you didnt bribe them.when i am comm i bribe them and they obey my orders.you suck!

    I fear for the future of humanity with idiots like this.......
  • NSCypherNSCypher Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12758Members
    This was a bit of cruelty to n00bs, but we didn't expect anyone to actually fall for it....
    Marine (not using teamsay): Gimme a blowtorch!
    (Marine dies)
    Marine: ns **** sucks, its so ****
    Marine: Gimme big gun!
    Alien: Press F4 to get equipment!
    (3 or 4 other aliens say "lol", kind of give joke away)
    Alien: OMG HE DID IT!
    (everyone checks scores screen and laughs like crazy)

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> cruel, but still funny....
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