The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Heard In Ns?

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  • OnumaOnuma Join Date: 2003-01-18 Member: 12428Members
    edited February 2003
    <b>Countless occasions.</b>
    <i>
    Me: Commander I need a medpack at <location>.
    /me uses radial menu to request health pack
    Commander: ...
    *waits 30 seconds*
    Me: Sir, I really need health, I'm at <location>.
    /me uses radial menu to request health TWICE.
    Comm: ...
    *waits 15 more seconds*
    Me: Sir, get me a goddam medpack at <location> I'm getting swarmed here!
    /me kills a couple alien attackers and proceeds to request health via the radial menu
    Comm: ...
    *waits 10 more seconds*
    Me: Sir, you are a terrible commander. If you do not give me a medpack at <location> I will get you ejected and take your seat myself.
    /me uses the radial menu to request some more health.
    /me also uses the "I need orders" key in hopes the comm will find him
    *waits 10 seconds*
    /me presses "Eject Commander" in the radial menu.
    Me: Marines, our comm is crappy, please eject him
    Team: ...
    *waits 10 seconds*
    /kill
    *team loses undefended stuff as soon as I die*
    Me: To hell with it...I'm rambo'ing. Gimme a HMG/Jetpack
    /me receives HMG/Jetpack within 3 seconds of requesting.
    Me: ...
    </i>

    Don't you hate when that happens?

    [edit]Oh and keep in mind that whole time I'm either defending from attackers, or telling the comm to hit the jump key and snap-to my position.[/edit]
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Onuma+Feb 19 2003, 04:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Onuma @ Feb 19 2003, 04:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Countless occasions.</b>
    <i>
    Me: Commander I need a medpack at <location>.
    /me uses radial menu to request health pack
    Commander: ...
    *waits 30 seconds*
    Me: Sir, I really need health, I'm at <location>.
    /me uses radial menu to request health TWICE.
    Comm: ...
    *waits 15 more seconds*
    Me: Sir, get me a goddam medpack at <location> I'm getting swarmed here!
    /me kills a couple alien attackers and proceeds to request health via the radial menu
    Comm: ...
    *waits 10 more seconds*
    Me: Sir, you are a terrible commander. If you do not give me a medpack at <location> I will get you ejected and take your seat myself.
    /me uses the radial menu to request some more health.
    /me also uses the "I need orders" key in hopes the comm will find him
    *waits 10 seconds*
    /me presses "Eject Commander" in the radial menu.
    Me: Marines, our comm is crappy, please eject him
    Team: ...
    *waits 10 seconds*
    /kill
    *team loses undefended stuff as soon as I die*
    Me: To hell with it...I'm rambo'ing. Gimme a HMG/Jetpack
    /me receives HMG/Jetpack within 3 seconds of requesting.
    Me: ...
    </i>

    Don't you hate when that happens?

    [edit]Oh and keep in mind that whole time I'm either defending from attackers, or telling the comm to hit the jump key and snap-to my position.[/edit] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ..daaa...he must of been overwhelmed by all dem shiny bu-ttonssss...

    once again..i fear for the survival of humanity...
  • KingKupoKingKupo Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9785Members
    edited February 2003
    haven't heard much stupid things but:
    gorge: how do i build a thing?

    and
    (just evolved cloaking)
    'rine: you cheaters! you are using hacks!
    me:why?
    'rine: you guys are invisible. don't think i don't see you with my motion tracker.
  • OkaboreOkabore Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9505Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smithboy+Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smithboy @ Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The stupidest things I hear are people putting down others because they aren't great at the game. Also when people put down beginners when they are asking some questions. Tell them to read the manual and tell them that it explains a lot. If they get stubborn and say no, then they're the idiots and you can commence with whatever you want, but I still say to ignore them and don't feel the trolls.

    Really I hate the noob, newbie, nub references whenever someone makes a mistake.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this kind of thread is a good thing. As long as your not mean to the newbie (not a bad word) ingame then I think it's a good thing to vent your agressions here. Or else you will sooner or later scream something to the poor beginner who didn't know better.

    But I agree about your feelings towards the words noob, nub...
    I would like to add pwn and own to the list. I find those words very demeaning. Its my greatest joy when the ones saying it dies 5 sec laters <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Okabore+Feb 19 2003, 10:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Okabore @ Feb 19 2003, 10:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Smithboy+Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smithboy @ Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The stupidest things I hear are people putting down others because they aren't great at the game. Also when people put down beginners when they are asking some questions. Tell them to read the manual and tell them that it explains a lot. If they get stubborn and say no, then they're the idiots and you can commence with whatever you want, but I still say to ignore them and don't feel the trolls.

    Really I hate the noob, newbie, nub references whenever someone makes a mistake.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this kind of thread is a good thing. As long as your not mean to the newbie (not a bad word) ingame then I think it's a good thing to vent your agressions here. Or else you will sooner or later scream something to the poor beginner who didn't know better.

    But I agree about your feelings towards the words noob, nub...
    I would like to add pwn and own to the list. I find those words very demeaning. Its my greatest joy when the ones saying it dies 5 sec laters <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    if they cannot be bothered to research the game and read the manual before playing...they deserve the title "n00b"
    i was on this forum a week before i even PLAYED NS...and so i never had to ask silly questions because i learned much more than some players...
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    As far as I am concerned, there is a difference between a newbie and a n00b. We were all newbies at somepoint. The title n00b is earned, not blanketly applied. Read my sig.
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
    Just had ANOTHER one.JESUS.WILL THE RETARDS NEVER STOP?!

    Me : go to the waypoint!
    Retarded kiddie : stop whining!
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>Torak+Feb 19 2003, 08:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>Torak @ Feb 19 2003, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As far as I am concerned, there is a difference between a newbie and a n00b. We were all newbies at somepoint. The title n00b is earned, not blanketly applied. Read my sig. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nub, nubbycaek, nubs o' DOOM, nubbles, nubzor, nubcom, etc. tend to be more of fun pokes anyway.
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
    Another one :

    n00b : get more rts
    Me : no
    n00b : wtf this comm sucks!
    Me : wtf we have 0 hives and you want to get RTS?!
    n00b : shut up you suck!!!!11111

    Yawn.
  • KoenigKoenig Join Date: 2003-01-23 Member: 12659Members
    (Marine who shall remain anonymous): hey, LOCK(ON), I think you are cheating.
    LOCK(ON): Huh.
    (Marine who shall remain anonymous): Yearh, I think you hack, you play like you can see throgh walls.
    ME(I was comm): Uhm, (Marine who shall remain anonymous) research of motiontracking completed about 5 minutes ago, so actually he can.


    (Marine who shall remain anonymous) had his name changed to protect the innocent <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
    101 posts.......wow........

    Another one :

    Me : build the seige!
    n00b : i wan shotgun!
    Me : im trying to seige the hive!
    n00b : but i wan shotgun!!!!111
    Me : dude im trying to seige the hive,no res!
    n00b : wtf shotgun costs only 16 res!!!1111
    Me : yea but our res count is below 16
    n00b : issit?
    Me : um yea see the numbers?
    n00b : what numbers?
  • leekleek Join Date: 2003-02-03 Member: 13042Members
    not so much heard but seen.

    NS_Caged 6 v 6

    NSPlayer jumped in as comm every1 voted him out.

    no 1 goes comm skulks rush no marines die all skulks die .

    aliens resign.

    marines win without comm
  • FrankensteinFrankenstein Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13750Members
    <span style='color:gray'> how about this one:

    comm: GET THROUGH THAT PHASE NOW
    player:give me a shotgun comm.
    comm:no
    player:GIVE ME A SHOTGUN COMM.
    comm:no GET THROUGH THAT **** ING PHASE
    player:Pleaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee give me a shotgun comm.
    comm:NO ****
    player:you ****, you are a noob comm.
    </span>
    <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AvatarAvatar Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13500Members
    Sorry but this takes the cake my friends.


    After playing a few rounds of ns_eclipse I go Marines and jump into chair.


    Me: Alright guys lets get stuff build and head over to eclipse.
    Marine: Comm drop me a jet and HMG.
    Me: We don't have them we have to research them.
    Marine: WTF?! N00b comm we had them before, so give them to me I know you caN.
    Me: WE ONLY HAVE ONE IP!?!?
    Marine: What is an Ip? I still want my jet and Hmg, give me them.
    Me: *sighs* Move out to Eclipse.
    Marine: Don't do it guys he is just going to drop himself a HMG and Jet and go win the game and take the glory.
    Me: WTF are you talking about? Quick go through phase and help everyone out.
    Marine: **** you n00b commander, eject him he is not giving us stuff.
    *Commander has been ejected*
    *Marine jumps into chair*
    Marine: K so what button gives me jets and HMG Avatar?
    Me: hit ~ and type unbindall
    Marine: Okay
    *About 5 minutes pass where the comm does nothing. We eject him, then after a few more minutes*
    Marine: WTF I couldn't do anything. All my keys were unbound.
    *Me chuckles evily*
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    lol...a deserving end to an ignorant n00b.
  • localhost2600localhost2600 Join Date: 2002-12-04 Member: 10448Members
    Yesterday i joined a game(7v7)...both hives were just about finishing(at the same time)... and just about the time the rest of the team got enough to start fading/onosing(since i just joined i had about 4 res) this comes over voice

    new guy: "OMG GAMES OVER THEY HAVE JPS AND HMG"
    me: "yea and we have fades, onos, spores and leap"
    new guy: "DOEST MATTER JP KILL EVERYTHING WE CANT FIGHT THEM"
    me: "i hope you are not serious"

    well he was and so was the rest of the team except for me and one other person. They managed to let ONE jetpacker kill ALL 3 HIVES!!(even after i leaped him to death his first try)....i was disgusted and promptly opened console and typed quit....uggg
  • Lightning_BlueLightning_Blue Sunny Domination Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10647Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Back in early december, 1.03, game of nancy. I was still rather new.

    We had noname, and PER, and had cleared out subspace, however, there was still a siege base in Mother interface with 4 or 5 sieges.

    I was gorge...

    About 6 fades and a lerk were in there, and they all said BUILD US A D CHAMBER NOW!!!!

    I said, no, there is siege out there!

    They said, we dun care newb, we want D chamber to heal faster!

    So I plopped two chambers down and ran the hell away as 6 fades and one lerk died to 4 sieges firing at once <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    One of the Funniest things I've seen to date <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • PaqPaq Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10876Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Avatar+Feb 20 2003, 12:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Avatar @ Feb 20 2003, 12:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Marine: K so what button gives me jets and HMG Avatar?
    Me: hit ~ and type unbindall
    Marine: Okay
    *About 5 minutes pass where the comm does nothing. We eject him, then after a few more minutes*
    Marine: WTF I couldn't do anything. All my keys were unbound.
    *Me chuckles evily* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Why you didn't say: "Just press F4" when he asked what button gives jp and hmg avatar <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Fang-CEFang-CE Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11946Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Smithboy+Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smithboy @ Feb 17 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...If they get stubborn and say no, then they're the idiots and you can commence with whatever you want, but I still say to ignore them and don't feel the trolls.
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now what's wrong with feeling trolls? Have an open mind. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    edited February 2003
    marines last stand
    ...and its fall
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    quess how many ppl quit after this question.
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
  • teh_Lurvteh_Lurv Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13105Members
    edited February 2003
    I had a hillarious experience playing on Nancy last night. I was on aliens and assaulting the marine base at no name (marines relocated.) The marines all went down very quickly to the combined acid rocket attacks of about four fades. I rush in and start swiping the marines structures while all the marines are dead. I was working on an IP when a marines spawns in front of me. Now instead of immediately attacking me, as I was expecting he would do, the marines proceeds to run <b>literly</b> around me to the armory directly behind me and start filling up on ammo. Never mind that he just brushed by a fade and there were three more of them working on his base, that marine wanted ammo. I just stood there and watched the guy fill up on lmg ammo then switch to pistol and start filling up on that too! Finally, when the guy finished with his pistol and switched back to lmg, I swiped him and sent him back to the waiting line. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--teh Lurv+Feb 20 2003, 04:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (teh Lurv @ Feb 20 2003, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I had a hillarious experience playing on Nancy last night. I was on aliens and assaulting the marine base at no name (marines relocated.) The marines all went down very quickly to the combined acid rocket attacks of about four fades. I rush in and start swiping the marines structures while all the marines are dead. I was working on an IP when a marines spawns in front of me. Now instead of immediately attacking me, as I was expecting he would do, the marines proceeds to run <b>literly</b> around me to the armory directly behind me and start filling up on ammo. Never mind that he just brushed by a fade and there were three more of them working on his base, that marine wanted ammo. I just stood there and watched the guy fill up on lmg ammo then switch to pistol and start filling up on that too! Finally, when the guy finished with his pistol and switched back to lmg, I swiped him and sent him back to the waiting line. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Truely Hillarious! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZeoZeo Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13224Members
    Today's action saw the most murderously stupid thing I have ever seen in NS.


    NS_Nothing, joined aliens.

    We know whos goin to be gorge cos we've played a few rounds and had some success. So we're confident with a certain someone to be our fatty.

    Then some new guy comes on, goes gorge and does this to us:
    (I've inverted the colour for you to see better)

    <img src='http://pics.paulsonator.com/users/Quincy/nothing2.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    <img src='http://pics.paulsonator.com/users/Quincy/nothing1.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



    Putting a sensory down first is pretty wacko jacko anyway, putting it on a resource nozzle??


    Needless to say.....we lost. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • teh_Lurvteh_Lurv Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13105Members
    Zeo, from the chat in the pics it looks like your team got hit by a server wandering lamer.
  • Naughty_BremboNaughty_Brembo Join Date: 2002-05-30 Member: 701Members
    "drawview 0 is not an exploit"
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Naughty Brembo+Feb 20 2003, 05:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Naughty Brembo @ Feb 20 2003, 05:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "drawview 0 is not an exploit" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    elohel! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • UhOhUhOh Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6320Members
    edited February 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ollj+Feb 17 2003, 05:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ollj @ Feb 17 2003, 05:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A: "Too many Gorge... Photon Get off gorge, you are wasting Res and not knowing what you do"
    P: "Why? Its My res"
    B: "Stop Wasting Res"
    P: "Shut up, each alien has its own Res. I read it in the manual"
    A: "Yah, but it all comes from the same hive resource pot...."
    B: "get of gorge, idiot"
    ... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sad thing is Photon (i realize of course there are many who may use the name) is a regular on that particular server (recognized another player in the pic) and is perhaps one of the most experienced (made the top of the stats sheet one week even with 5 days of playing (as in over 100 hours) in under a month. I hope that he was just pulling your leg.

    p.s: Long live Joe's servers!!!
  • Laggy_BananaLaggy_Banana Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10868Members
    Csn00b:Where's the bomb site?
    Erveryone else:BUAHAHAH

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    NsPlayer:Commander Drop a hmg!
    Commander (Me):I don't have it yet and there are no res for upgrading.

    Couple of mins later about 5

    Commander (Me):Get To Maint NOW!
    NsPlayers:*going to eclipse* while there taking maint and they have comp core
    NsPlayer:OMG U FUXING SUCK WE LOST ECLIPSE BEUASE YOU DID NOTHING ABOUT IT
    Me:I wasn't even trying to take eclipse beuase they have 3 hives

    10 mins of being freaking owned by ailens beuase NONE of my **** teammates listend

    Me:Guys Why the **** didn't you Goto the waypoint?
    somen00b:OMG WTF U NERVER GAVE US A WAYPOINT!!!11111111
    Me:I gave you the waypoint at least 20 freaking times

    I quit beuase this server is too full of freaking n00bs

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    NsPlayer:Omg you sux don't got gorge you n00b
    Me playing since 1.0:Would you go back to a skul your the 3rd gorge
    NsPlayer:Omg **** u your **** i'm way better than u!!!11111
    Me:How long have you been playing?
    NsPlayer:4 years!
    Me:That not posible Ns has not been out that long
    NsPlayer:i been playing half-life for 4 years you freaking dumb **** n00b
    Me:How long have you been playing ns then?
    NsPlayer:2 days
    Me:Your new
    NsPlayer:OMG NO i"M NOT U FUXING n00b I AM TEH BEST!!!11111
    NsPlayer:UR SO FUXING **** FUX U!!!!!111111111111111

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