Q: So heres the plan. First I'll tie him up, then I'll stuff him in SentrySteve's mailbox, and then I'll run realy fast, and after I have my breath back I'll call SS and tell him someone in his mail box needs their <i>"oven fixed".</i> (I'm aware it's not really a question but it should be funny at least and anyway it's Legionaireds fault <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> he posted 2 questions.)
A: *deep breath* I'll go through it one more time. First you load the clip, then you release the saftey. Then you shot the ALIENS!
Q: So you're saying your from one of those sick pratical joke shows, and that my wife hired you cause I was 10 minutes late for our anniversery and that you made my good suit disappear. Were you born as the devil incarnate of did you work at for a few years?
Q:Two guys sits outside an restaurant, looks out on the street and watches a fire team storm inside flayras appartment.. One of the guys leans over to the other and asks: "say... why are there a fire team at flayras?" The other guys shrugs and answers:
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A) Only if you tell me what it is
A: I said MY left, not YOUR left!
A: Banana bush.
A: Ah, Bay, Say, Chay, Day, Eh, Efay!
A: Wait, you wanna do that to Mart?
A: *deep breath* I'll go through it one more time. First you load the clip, then you release the saftey. Then you shot the ALIENS!
A: Heck if I know. Ask Flayra, he's an expert on that!
A)You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about
A - The little red ball that never stops bouncy on your screensaver
A. Awww... why did you have to go do that to Fam?
A: Apparently, you're too late good sir.
A: Well he said, "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
A: I like tissue boxs that have strips on them
A: Tijuana
A: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
A: What u didnt know, was that it had been hidden inside his closet..
A: Simple, it's the end of the line.
A: Hot red chili mayo!
A: Furry things
a) sugar,milk and banana's
A) No... I think it has something to do with that Numbus 2000 toy from Mattel though.
A: It appears, that past the orange juice, I see the light!
A: The level 4's new 3 Hive attack: Pr0n Spray
A: I R TEH L337 UB3R GUY!
A: Because Pepsi One is really watered down.
A - That fool who started this post!
Monkeys. Lots and lots of monkeys. And maybe some kittens, too.
-Ryan!
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
-- Mark Twain
A- Because he spilled gasoline in the keyboard.
The other guys shrugs and answers:
A: Then, there was silence..