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  • Evil_Sonic_Death_MonkeyEvil_Sonic_Death_Monkey Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1125Members
    Q: What was Skulk's old name (That everyone like more <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->)?

    A: Blue cheese crafted into shapes of Onos.
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  • dragonsbladedragonsblade Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1104Members
    Q-everyone whos one this site
    A-baored out of there minds
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  • Dan_ForeverDan_Forever Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1054Members
    I don't think Dragon get's it either <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->

    Q) Why is Deagonsblade wearing his underpants on his head? because he's...

    A) achoo
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  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members
    Q) What sound does a <i>lerk</i> make when it uses stink cloud?

    A) It really isn't up for discussion. You are a forumer. You have no say.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: Do you think Flayra should let his hair grow out, or keep it short?

    A: YOU CAN TALK THE TALK BUT YOU CAN'T WALK THE WALK.
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  • sharpsword6sharpsword6 Join Date: 2002-08-15 Member: 1166Members
    QAre you thinking summer release or fall release?

    A: keep it short
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  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Q: What is the least likely bit of sexual advice you will hear from your new wife on your honeymoon.

    A: Because I just won a sack race through the snowy streets of New York City on Christmas!
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  • C0nan_The_LibrarianC0nan_The_Librarian Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1039Members
    Q) why should you get to be a playtester?

    A) ahhh my arm
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  • sharpsword6sharpsword6 Join Date: 2002-08-15 Member: 1166Members
    um conan humbaba you dont get it when i ask the question your answer is to my question, then conan needs to answer your question humbaba and then conan writes his question then it continues may be confusing sounds like that but we are trying to stay on topic here. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    It does make sense sharpsword6, we just need more of a sense of humor...

    Q: I can't seem to get what you're saying, there's Skulk behind you now?

    A: SPAM, the ultimate berry cola fusion.
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  • EosEos Join Date: 2002-06-08 Member: 738Members
    Q: What is Dragonsblades favorite food?

    A: Hey! Where'd my arm go?
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Eos+Aug. 29 2002,00:39--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Eos @ Aug. 29 2002,00:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->...A: Hey! Where'd my arm go?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That one was suppose to be a question
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  • Dan_ForeverDan_Forever Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1054Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--JediYoshi+Aug. 29 2002,06:40--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (JediYoshi @ Aug. 29 2002,06:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Eos+Aug. 29 2002,00:39--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Eos @ Aug. 29 2002,00:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->...A: Hey! Where'd my arm go?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That one was suppose to be a question<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Do you mean wasn't? <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

    Q) What did the marine say after the vicious battle with a bob?

    A) roger that
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    do i still have to run at this bob un armed?

    yes, yes you do
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Q: Sir, are you sure the orders say I have to jump into this air lock with out a pressure suit?

    A: I didn't mean to say Bob, realy. I meant skulk, i even pray before that name it's so good. Hey! What are you doing to me!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: WTF, why did Private SBV annouce that Skulk as a "Bob"?!?!??!?!

    A: It depends, I'm only at rank 971.
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  • Dan_ForeverDan_Forever Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1054Members
    Q) JediYoshi, would you say you're good at NS top 1000 pretend players?

    A) goboldigook
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: kooidlobog

    A: Q: A:
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Q: Umm, what are you doing?

    A: Oh my foot!! Who in the hell left this spike in the floor, I'm bleeding all over the place here.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: Ouch, what happened... brother
    A: ><]]}]]:>
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  • Evil_Sonic_Death_MonkeyEvil_Sonic_Death_Monkey Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1125Members
    Q: WTF ARE YOU DRAWING??

    A: OHMANOHMANOHMAN THAT WAS SOOOO FREAKY! THAT HAMBURGER JUMPED OUT OF THAT VENT AND STARTED CHEWING UP EVERYTHING!!!
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Q: Dude, what was that thing that tried to chew my leg.

    A: They come out mostly at night, mostly.
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  • Dan_ForeverDan_Forever Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1054Members
    Q) The marines are gathered around a campfire inside ns_hera (where they got the wood from is beyond me) telling stories of the aliens, and Sgt. X says that....

    A) pick fluffy handcuffs
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  • gutterclutchgutterclutch Join Date: 2002-06-30 Member: 850Members
    Q: What does one use fluffy lockpicks for?

    A: Vegetarian bionic kittens
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: What was there inspiration for the Skulk?
    A: Apparently, we just can't right now, the cheese is free though.
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Q: Why aren't you making my hotdog?

    A: All the answers can be found by listening to NSRadio.
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  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members
    Q: So, I've been having this problem getting my girlfriend to give it up...

    A: Boxers, the pleasant alternative
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Q: Man, this standard issue marine undergarments are giving me a rash, is there anything else I can wear?

    A: Babies; the other white meat.
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Q: Ummm, if I may ask, what are you eating? It smells almost like human flesh, but the drum sticks are too small.

    A: Listen you, if I have to tell you it one more time I'll spray paint it on your face with acid! NOW REMEMBER!
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: Sorry Mr. Johnson, I never thought you had suck soft... MEATY... tender skin, I swear I'll never bite you again.

    A: It depeneds, if you want it tommorow, you should have signed up yesterday.
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