Q: <Hive Mind> Where is that bloody wallclimber?!?
A: Well you see sir i ran out of ammo, so I tried using the butt of it to kill it, and well, I think we need to get the guys in accounting how keep cutting the budget. Oh, and I need some new legs. <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
Q) When PadawanYoshi decided to become spanish xDDDDD he decided the first thing he'd do would be to get a spanish hotmail AOL account...unfortunately:
Q) When a marine entered the marine base to reload, and saw that most of the equipment had been destroyed, with another marine there, holding a crowbar and the remains of a radio, and enquired as to what happened the reply was...
Q: What did the <!--emo&:bob:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bob.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':bob:'><!--endemo--> basicaly say about his meal?
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in the secret compartment under something
A: The only thing left was... *sob*... the only thing left was a bob's leg!!! *cries*
A: Well you see sir i ran out of ammo, so I tried using the butt of it to kill it, and well, I think we need to get the guys in accounting how keep cutting the budget. Oh, and I need some new legs. <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
A)It was too cold outside to do anything else.
we were fishing
V A. He eventually died in a freak accident involving a plastic spade and an armadillo.
hey wtf happened to that crazy little lvl1??
we left him over there next to the mountain of alien corpses so he could relax a bit.......
A: Sorry sir, I recycled them in the ammo factory to get us some more RPs.
because im a killing machine........
A: It was gooey!
Spam
#### and sugar
Q: What saved this post from the depths of the forums?
A: ...
i dont speak spanish
Q: <insertspanishquote>
A: AOL® member profiles are not accessible through AOL® Instant Messenger
A) The Hogfather
A: Man... just look at that... its sure a beaut.
holy ####!
A: It was like that when I got here.
(BTW, SBV, can you try to use alternitives to profanity where ever possible, thx)
A) oooheeeeee, thats gooooood eatin'
A: IM THE SCATMAN!
A: Only when I gestate.
Q) I would tell you, but then i'd have to eat you.
A: <!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:pudgy:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/pudgy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':pudgy:'><!--endemo-->
A) Machette
JOHNSON!
A: <!--emo&:bob:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bob.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':bob:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:pudgy:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/pudgy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':pudgy:'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo-->
A: Stop eating your deodorant.
A: Because JediYoshi's new avatar features Lei Fang.
A) Bob