Amazing Technical Innovations On The Mac!

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to take a seat before reading the next paragraph, especially if you are a Mac fan. What you are about to read may shock you:



<a href='http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=951' target='_blank'>Apple to develop two-button mouse</a>!!!

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>A Two-Button Apple Mouse</b>

In other news, Hell has not frozen over yet, but it very well may.

According to sources who have so far filed accurate reports on Apple's future hardware plans, the company is feverishly working on a two-button wireless optical mouse that it intends to release.

Apple enthusiasts have longed for an Apple-branded two-button mouse for over a decade, but their requests have gone unanswered. So what has changed? According to sources, 'it's the company."

With Apple now profiting from low-priced consumer electronics as it makes a push to reclaim market share from Windows, a two-button mouse is 'almost an essential,' sources said.

It's unclear when the computer maker plans to introduce the mouse. Insiders warned that anticipation may continue to build for months as the company perfects the product.

Apple has just recently reduced the price of its wired mouse to $29 and its wireless optical mouse to $59. The two-button wireless optical mouse would likely debut at the $69 price point once reserved for the company's current wireless mouse.

"Jaws will drop," said one insider.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited March 2005
    Right now, the devil himself is angrily stomping around, searching for the fool who has his hand on the thermostat.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Bleh, I've been using 2 button mice on Macs for years.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Now all the Mac people on Ut2k4 wont suck anymore.

    You could tell who was a Mac'er and who wasnt, some of them never used alt-fire. Must have been too lazy to go out and get a real mouse. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    And they're gonna make it glow in the dark, sing show tunes and charge $100 more for it than a standard two-button mouse! Whee!
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    Noooo! The one button mouse was the greatest thing to ever happen to tech suppoprt!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Alright no right click on the icon....
    No, rihgt click, you know, with the other mouse button
    No, thats the scroll wheel, the other other mouse button
    No, thats the left one again. Alright look at your mouse, see how it has 2 buttons?
    One on the left and one on the right? Ok now use the one on the right to click on the icon
    What do you mean "what's an icon?"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Im sorry, as much as I love macs. Months to perfect it, jaws will drop? It's a <b>2 button mouse</b>, not the arc de triumph, lol
  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Mar 16 2005, 04:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Mar 16 2005, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And they're gonna make it glow in the dark, sing show tunes and charge $100 more for it than a standard two-button mouse! Whee! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YAY!! SOUNDS LIKE FUN GUYS. The new iMouse, only $199. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    **EDIT** Oh wait, it's $69? Yay, that sounds great!
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    What next? A wheel on the mouse?

    <b>POPPYCOCK! I SAY!</b>
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Mar 16 2005, 05:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Mar 16 2005, 05:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What next? A wheel on the mouse?

    <b>POPPYCOCK! I SAY!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed! Next they'll be telling us they've made a cordless keyboard or wireless speakers, the very thought!
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Mar 16 2005, 04:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Mar 16 2005, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What next? A wheel on the mouse?

    <b>POPPYCOCK! I SAY!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Easy there Speedy.

    First they have to go to 3 buttons, and that's about 8 years off.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Mar 16 2005, 06:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Mar 16 2005, 06:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Mar 16 2005, 04:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Mar 16 2005, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What next? A wheel on the mouse?

    <b>POPPYCOCK! I SAY!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Easy there Speedy.

    First they have to go to 3 buttons, and that's about 8 years off. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God, someone please give APPLE a time machine and bring them to NOW.
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Next they'll be making floppy disk drives!

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>JAWS WILL DROP.</span>
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    Hey now, we should be kind to this fledging company that’s just now sticking its big toe into the frighteningly deep pool of 1980's technology. Congratulations Apple. *golf clap*
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Only 6 more to go before they catch up to my Logitech Mx500.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-A bunch of nubs+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A bunch of nubs)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->WTH is wrong with Apple<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read <a href='http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/why_apple_makes_a_one_buttoned_mouse_01280820/' target='_blank'>this</a> and <a href='http://www.applelinks.com/abacus/hands_on_throttle.shtml' target='_blank'>this</a>.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    /me takes his hand off the thermostat and runs.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Id be more worried when they come up with a lasermouse, It will be the size of a space shutle and will emite a large noise and explode if you move it.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Mar 16 2005, 06:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Mar 16 2005, 06:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Next they'll be making floppy disk drives!

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>JAWS WILL DROP.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My punch cards will never die!
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 16 2005, 06:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 16 2005, 06:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-A bunch of nubs+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A bunch of nubs)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->WTH is wrong with Apple<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read <a href='http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/why_apple_makes_a_one_buttoned_mouse_01280820/' target='_blank'>this</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, don't I feel like a minority...

    OH WAIT. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Mar 16 2005, 05:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Mar 16 2005, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Next they'll be making floppy disk drives!

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>JAWS WILL DROP.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean <i>re-making</i>?

    I don't get why they took em out...
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Mar 16 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Mar 16 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Mar 16 2005, 05:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Mar 16 2005, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Next they'll be making floppy disk drives!

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>JAWS WILL DROP.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean [i]re-making[i]?

    I don't get why they took em out... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your bbcode makes the baby jesus cry.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Your lack of bbcode makes the baby <b>gorges</b> cry.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Mar 16 2005, 07:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Mar 16 2005, 07:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Your lack of bbcode makes the baby <b>gorges</b> cry. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh god, I'm a monster!!11one

    T__T
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Yes, yes you are. You make me sick you gorge-hater. I spit on you <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Mar 16 2005, 07:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Mar 16 2005, 07:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Id be more worried when they come up with a lasermouse, It will be the size of a space shutle and will emite a large noise and explode if you move it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They accutaly have one and it works quite nice
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Wow Sub zer0, you honestly havn't even been in the same room as a mac ever, have you? Or at least not anything made in the past 5 or so years.

    Apple standardized laser mice long ago, while companies like Dell, HP, Compaq, IBM, etc still ship with ball mice.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 17 2005, 07:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 17 2005, 07:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-A bunch of nubs+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A bunch of nubs)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->WTH is wrong with Apple<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read <a href='http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/why_apple_makes_a_one_buttoned_mouse_01280820/' target='_blank'>this</a> and <a href='http://www.applelinks.com/abacus/hands_on_throttle.shtml' target='_blank'>this</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read <a href='http://www.applelinks.com/abacus/hands_on_throttle.shtml' target='_blank'>it</a> yourself.

    <!--QuoteBegin-original article+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (original article)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Apple enthusiasts have longed for an Apple-branded two-button mouse for over a decade, but their requests have gone unanswered<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-second article you linked+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (second article you linked)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you are using your computer to play a fighter combat simulator then having a mouse tricked out like the control stick of an F-15 makes perfect sense. If you simply have a preference for multi-button control then by all means you ought to do so.

    Multi-button mice are quite often required for very high end software and for the most demanding computer games.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Of course it makes sense to ship single button mice on ultra use-friendly computers. Multi-button mice have their purpose, however, and if people are actively <i>requesting</i> them then surely they have a use in mind for them? Why stubbornly refuse to supply them, for those who want the complete set of sexay Apple brand hardware?
  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    Why don't they just ship 1button mice on their iMac/eMac/iBook lines, but ship 2 button + wheel mice on their PowerMac/PowerBook lines?

    Then the computer illiterates get playskool mice and the power users get real mice.
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