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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something like this:

    Cyndane: Oh noes

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: SUYF n00b

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: 10 paragraph response with indignity for free

    Depot: I really meant NO U

    Cyndane: Double cross scrotum twist HAW

    Depot: NO U

    NemesisZero: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    An Agnostic is someone that doesn't know. People who don't care don't have a title <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Aegeri: lol <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jul 20 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jul 20 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something like this:

    Cyndane: Oh noes

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: SUYF n00b

    Depot: No U

    (Interject off topic evolution questions) (Goes on for 10 pages, featuring Pepe, Ageri, DarkAti.)

    Cyndane: 10 paragraph response with indignity for free and proved him wrong

    Depot: I really meant NO U

    Cyndane: Double cross scrotum twist HAW proved wrong again different way same meaning

    Depot: NO U

    NemesisZero: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quite funny Ageri, but you forgot yourself...
    Fixed.
    I needed to amend that a little bit.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 05:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jul 20 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jul 20 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something like this:

    Cyndane: Oh noes

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: SUYF n00b

    Depot: No U

    (Interject off topic evolution questions) (Goes on for 10 pages, featuring Pepe, Ageri, DarkAti.)

    Cyndane: 10 paragraph response with indignity for free and proved him wrong

    Depot: I really meant NO U

    Cyndane: Double cross scrotum twist HAW proved wrong again different way same meaning

    Depot: NO U

    NemesisZero: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quite funny Ageri, but you forgot yourself...
    Fixed.
    I needed to amend that a little bit. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i would say thay edit is biased
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 20 2005, 10:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 20 2005, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jul 20 2005, 11:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jul 20 2005, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> But hell, wouldn't you be terrified <i>not</i> to believe in the Invisible man?  What with the fire and smoke at his disposal? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's what I used to think, but really, going to church etc. <i>just in case</i> isn't believing, it's hoping - and here comes God with his hope-crushing fist of power! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I've thought about that too. If you're supposed to love a god, is that god really going to accept you at all if he knows you're there "just in case"?

    <!--QuoteBegin-CWAG+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CWAG)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> if there is a god I honestly think that he'd want you to live your life to the fullest and enjoy it as much as possible.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Exactly. If I was god, do you think I'd care if you go to church every sunday? And whats all this about people saying we need to be god's servants? God doesn't need servants! He's freaking omnipotent! (Or so we're told).

    Seriously, life isn't that difficult to figure out. Go be as happy as you can without harming anyone. That is your entire moral code right there. That is your purpose. That is your meaning.

    This isn't brain surgery.
  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jul 17 2005, 12:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jul 17 2005, 12:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> About time something written in the bible was true <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    CWAG... its written ON the bible... not in it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jul 20 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jul 20 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something like this:

    Cyndane: Oh noes

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: SUYF n00b

    Depot: No U

    Cyndane: 10 paragraph response <b>with indignity for free</b>

    Depot: I really meant NO U

    Cyndane: Double cross scrotum twist HAW

    Depot: NO U

    NemesisZero: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God that's hilarious. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23688
    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/reeke/nohandslol4py.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 20 2005, 06:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 20 2005, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What did you want me to post Sky? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think Aegeri pretty much hit the nail on the head XD
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Mantrid: Exactly.

    Reeke: lol, good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited July 2005
    Theres no need to make fun of Christianity nowadays, they do a pretty good job of it themselves. Especially creationists.

    On annother note, if you're going to make fun of something, then the bible is the wrong target, make fun of the morons who choose to use it as justification for their stupidity (which I've been told is a minority among the christians, but I don't believe that based on my experiences).

    Which, BTW, is what the first image does. It isn't making fun of the bible, its making fun of the idiots who use the bible as a justification for trying to put warning labels on science texts.

    And since I don't visit the forums very often anymore, I think I'll use the rest of this post to rant:

    On the subject of Gods existance: Who gives a rat's ****? If you don't like God's rules, then why would you want to spend eternity serving him in heaven anyway? And if you do like God's rules, WTH does it matter if God actually exists so long as you live life the way you think is right? In short, live life the way you want to and let other live theirs the way they want to, because it really doesn't matter anyway. This concludes the test of the emergency apatheist broadcast system.
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