The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Heard In Ns?

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  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    And people say fascism was a bad idea.

    (P.S. Neither Mart nor any members of Evolutionarily Challenged support fascism in any way... despite the alarming increase in moronic behaviour the world over.)
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mart+Feb 21 2003, 12:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mart @ Feb 21 2003, 12:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And people say fascism was a bad idea.

    (P.S. Neither Mart nor any members of Evolutionarily Challenged support fascism in any way... despite the alarming increase in moronic behaviour the world over.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    just blame it on CS....works for me <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Rammst3inRammst3in Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13588Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--jabs+Feb 16 2003, 12:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jabs @ Feb 16 2003, 12:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Commander: Guys, go through the phase gate (it's at the 3rd and upcoming hive)
    Marine 1: I need ammo first.
    Marine 2: Give me a grenade launcher.
    Marine 3: We only have 5 resources. Give me some mines.
    Commander: Go through the damn phase gate fast.
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know exactly what you mean. I hate it when you are about to lose a hive or something that is just a phase gate away and can easily be prevented if everyone just went through with their lmgs. You scream at them to just go through the phase gate but they just stand there asking for a shotgun, getting max ammo on lmg AND pistol. Usually in situations like these its best to just go straight from spawn through phase stop the enemy then come back and get ammo.
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>YOUR FAULT COMM!</b></span>

    is *THE* stupidest (or smartest, dependant on comm) phrase in the whole of NS. No doubt.

    "Your fault comm" is not stupid when you actually have a bad or awful comm...

    "Your fault comm" is the stupidest when 6 marines run off in random directions, 2 hump the armory till max ammo on Primary AND pistol and die befor they empty a *pistol* clip, 2 actually GO to the place you want them to (these dont say "Your fault comm" often) and 1 or 2 stand on the IP for the rest of the round.
  • Dunkin_DynamiteDunkin_Dynamite Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13260Members
    "NS_Caged 6 v 6

    NSPlayer jumped in as comm every1 voted him out.

    no 1 goes comm skulks rush no marines die all skulks die .

    aliens resign.

    marines win without comm "

    ... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
    O M F G

    NSPlayer is the commander.
    I repeat, NSPLAYER IS COMMANDING

    After the first rush, all aliens resign - *ALL*

    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AcKzAcKz Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10079Banned
    edited February 2003
  • KingKupoKingKupo Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9785Members
    me: at refinery, saving for hive
    some guy: take atmosphere, we don't need a hive.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Me: Hey gorg what are you doing looking at the hive?

    Gorg: Building the hive what does it look like?

    Me: You don't have to press use on the hive to build it, it builds itself.

    Gorg: No it doesn't you stupid n00b.

    5 minutes later

    Gorg: See I told you.

    Me: Sigh.
  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    I knwo you pee pee boy, your the one whos going around laming on all the servers by spamming music on the voice and have a bad attitude towards nice people.
  • ChurchChurch Meatshield grunt-fodder // Has pre-ordered NS2 Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11646Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    /me points to binding a key to "toggleedit" and then using it to mute people.

    Do it all the time...

    /me wonders why p i s s boy has nothing else better to do than to go on servers and make everyone not have fun.

    Don't you have a job at the local gas station or something?

    /me thinks what Pee Pee is doing constitutes a crime. Cyber attacks are illegal. He can go to jail. Until he does, we'll just have to keep banning everyone that acts like him.
  • dearthdearth Join Date: 2003-01-22 Member: 12569Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nomble+Feb 21 2003, 10:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nomble @ Feb 21 2003, 10:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I knwo you pee pee boy, your the one whos going around laming on all the servers by spamming music on the voice and have a bad attitude towards nice people.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl. that's the guy.

    damn, he's infamous.

    appropriate, I suppose that we should get some of the "stuff" topical to this thread actually in the thread.
  • Wing_ZeroWing_Zero Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2293Members
    Most stupid thing I have ever heard in NS?

    Net-Tez.

    Period. End of discussion.
  • TheEnigmaTheEnigma Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1519Members
  • Sifo25Sifo25 Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12890Members
    Thanks for the new quote, Talesin. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    S
  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    what happend to pee pee's post? post? He finally got banned? The ways he's acting serves a permently ip bannage hardcore coded into ns.dll. He have terrorized my server for weeks until I banned him for life.
  • KarriNKarriN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6617Members
    edited February 2003
    I dunno if this was meant as humour, I certainly hope it was. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I was playing marine on ns_hera, and there were about 7 - 8 players per team. We'd completely brought the aliens down. Our last stop was the Archiving hive. We'd put 2 sieges and some turrets in and near Hera Entrance, and had opened the big blast door leading to Archiving. Eventually, after some silliness involving jetpacks, HMGs and a phase gate in Archiving, we finally took the hive down. Then most of the team went off to find the last remaining aliens. I noticed that there still was a massive pile of OCs and DCs at Archiving, and then spotted a cute little fatty gorge, that the DCs were keeping alive. I tried to shoot at it but I had pretty much spent my ammo so I went to the base to get a GL and started mowing down the DCs. I was soon accompanied by the team after I reported the last alien being in archiving. Eventually, after I'd downed about 5 DCs, someone hammered the gorge down with HMG.

    The gorge's last words mustered a second before his death, surrounded by HMG troopers and with marine buildings at every hive? He wrote it in normal chat:

    "Hang on just a minute guys, only 50 res till hive!". <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • teh_Lurvteh_Lurv Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13105Members
    I was playing on a marine team in Hera where we were fighting to protect our newly created outpost at processing. My team at processing got hit by a large group of skulks and I was taken out.

    Now during this game we had this one player who was running around ramboing, ignoring comms/other marines, and being a general liability. After I died, I went to the chase marine camera mode which happened to focus on this guy who just spawned in from IP (I don't know where he died last, but it wasn't with the rest of the team at processing.) Immediately the comm, several players, and I start yelling at him to hop through the phase to processing and attack the skulks (most of the attacking skulks were dead save for one or two.) He instead decides to hump the armory and fill up. At this point we are all howling at him to go to processing. At this point, he gets off the armory. What happens next is beyond any explanation I can give. He runs past the phase, gets on the elevator, goes to the second floor, and makes a run towards the CC chair. As he is running, he runs over an IP and is promptly killed by a marine spawning in.

    Needless to say, we lost everything we put down in processing. Someone (not me) started a vote kick for this player. Imagine my surprise and satsifaction when I saw server solidarity when <b>everyone</b> on the server voted to kick this guy off.
  • Paranoia2MBParanoia2MB Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
    Most stupidest thing I've heard in NS:

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=24366' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...=ST&f=1&t=24366</a>
  • RotA_PlagueRotA_Plague Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6768Members
    *In marine base, I am a little builder marine and we are low on resources*
    Commander: Build these siege turrets
    Me: Why do we need them there is no alien structures that would be even close to their range
    Commander: Just do it
    Me: Sure
    *A few minutes of building siege turrets and commander spending every last res he got on them*
    Marine: THEY HAVE 3 HIVES!!!
    Commander: Don't worry guys, fall back to base
    2 Onos, 1 lerk and 2 fades come in destroying most a large chunk of the base, excluding the sieges and their factory
    Commander: I don't get it
    Me: What?
    Commander: They sieges should of killed them
    Me: ....
    Commander: What
    *fellow marine explains*
    Commander: Oh..
    Me: quickly recycle them and we can get enough resources to arm ourselves and survive another wave!
    Commander: Recycle? What are you some kind of dirty hippy
    Me: I am serious recycle them
    Commander: How do you recycle?

    --------

    *Day one of NS, near midnight*
    NSPlayer: How do you talk?
    Me: *Sighs*
    NSPlayer: HOW?!?!?!?
    (And thus the pain began as the NSPlayers outnumbered us and fired our brains with their nonsence, as some were lucky enough to fall back to private servers)

    PS I haven't read even near all of them nor will I because lack of time.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    "What's NS?"
    (supposedly he was just playing on his friends computer while he went to the washroom)
  • HypergripHypergrip Suspect Germany Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9689Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    This one is sad, but it's true:

    Noob sees me welding a turret with very low energy.

    Noob: "HEY U FUSKIN TEAMKILLER !!"

    Team: "???"

    Noob: "That guy is using the flamethrower on our turrets!! Energy's already RED !! SOME ADMIN KICKBAN HIM !!!"

    ...noob... just gotta love 'em

    Hypergrip / Tofu-Ninja
  • Pr0nPr0n Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13592Members
    "I'll tell you one thing, it's not like CS."
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