Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection

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  • scioskulkscioskulk Join Date: 2002-11-30 Member: 10273Members
    edited December 2002
    ... when you wonder if that Barbara Eden chick on "I Dream of Genie" is really a fade underneath that whole genie facade.
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  • TrikkTrikk Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9606Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[watch.me.die]+Dec 25 2002, 05:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([watch.me.die] @ Dec 25 2002, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->- When attacked by a wild animal you crouch so that he won't be able to eat you as easily.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Duck and cover."
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  • watch_me_diewatch_me_die Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8107Members
    bleh <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *edits* ^^
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Eater1+Dec 25 2002, 05:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Eater1 @ Dec 25 2002, 05:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->#sqrt(-1): When you see a fat person you yell at them to start building second hive....<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL..!!!
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You think your fridge is a resource node, and keep eating everything in it to save up enough res to become an Onos.
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  • TrikkTrikk Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9606Members
    I'm starting to suspect that you've experienced all of your suggestions.
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  • DArtagnanDArtagnan Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11336Members
    When accepting your diploma, you mutter "How'd I get to be so GOOD?"
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You ask your friends to come over to your place for a game of NS, when they turn up you answer the door in your homemade skulk outfit.
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  • IrrelevancyIrrelevancy Join Date: 2002-11-30 Member: 10306Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[watch.me.die]+Dec 25 2002, 05:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([watch.me.die] @ Dec 25 2002, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1) You get arrested for biting people.
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    hmmm.... uh oh <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CereoCereo Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8867Members
    My brother, he plays so much he said he felt like it was lagging. He was just wanting down the street and he said he felt like the world was lagging. I am sure that is a sign you play too much.
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    You hear turret pings during class

    ..and the worst of all...


    ...You cosplay, as a Gorge....
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You build a hive in your parents bedroom.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    you spend all your time on these forums.
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  • ECA_ShocK-TroopeRECA_ShocK-TroopeR Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11472Banned
    - You upgrade your internet connection JUST so you can get the next NS patch 1st

    - You start strafing arround corners

    - You start to make clucking noises when you jump

    - when not playing NS you are seen running about the house pretending to shoot aliens (or be one)
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  • ECA_ShocK-TroopeRECA_ShocK-TroopeR Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11472Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->you spend all your time on these forums.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    uh oh, im in trouble, if im not working or playing im here...
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  • The_Holy_GreyThe_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members
    edited December 2002
    While I was bored some day I un-intentionaly started to wonder about the potencial locations for offense chembers on my school...

    I also had the case of hearing hive beating pulses on my house. maybe I should start working on a siege turret to make the noises go away. oh damn.
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4324Members
    (I could be mean and put "Number XXX: You don't actually <i>have</i> a girlfriend at all". But I wont.) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    When you see... um... plump people talking in a foyer, you grab the nearest phone and scream "**obscenity**! I hear tubby's! Get that f*cking siege online!!"
    You stand stock still when someone you hate comes near and start sweating BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE CLOAK WORK!
    You fart on a colleague when he's in an argument hoping that your umbra will shield him.
    When a girl asks for a lift home in your car, you first check that's she not a newbie, and that you won't have to vote-kick her out of your snug command module.
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  • ChaosDragonChaosDragon Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6938Members
    Well, i was trying to get this bottle open the other day, but the lid was stuck. for some reason i thought: "Commander, need welder"... :{
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  • relsanrelsan Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
    uh ok lets get corny!

    - when you go to sleep you crouch pull the ends of the covers under your body to gestate properly.

    - when people shoot guns at you, you fart to repel the bullets. if they try to punch you instead you bite them.

    - whenever theres an earthquake you search your backyard frantically for an advanced turret factory.

    - whenever your friends get hurt you spit on them until they feel better.

    - if the teacher sucks you submit an anonymous vote to fire him.

    - you set mines around your computer so the rest of the family can't screw it up.

    - you have a flashlight but never use it for fear of attracting nearby woodland creatures.

    - whenever your clothes rip you weld them back together.

    - when it's time to play basketball you stay in the locker room until the better team has less people.
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  • antdudeantdude Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
    XX. You go through withdrawal when the message board goes down to see your top signs list. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • InsidiousInsidious Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9553Members
    - After several hours of NS without once closing your eyes, you finally stop to blink... and you get stuck in a wall.

    - The only reason you're afraid of death is because you havn't built an infantry portal yet.

    - You make a special set of glasses with teeth above and below the lenses, because "it feels more natural."

    - You refer to wearing a condom as "umbraing the fade."

    - You sharpen your fingernails in an attempt to climb walls.

    - 60% of your daily calories are from resource nozzles.
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  • antdudeantdude Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
    Bumped. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TrikkTrikk Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9606Members
    You accuse transvestites of skinhacking.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited December 2002
    #X:You find yourself muttering one of the marine taunts when idling...
    #X2:You want to go skulk and bite the limbs off of someone you hate...
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  • Dauntl3ssDauntl3ss Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7737Members
    - When u lie in ur bed and starring at the floor, cant get up, and u wish there was a "/stuck" command

    - When u tell ur mom that u got the second hive when she wakes u up... ehem..
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dauntless+Dec 22 2002, 08:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dauntless @ Dec 22 2002, 08:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yeah, my mom was waking me up, and i told her that we got two hives, i dunno why, but i did! She didnt understand anything and made me some breakfast <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    - When u look at places in real life for skulk hiding places..

    - When u are eating dinner, and feel like pressing "lastinv" to take up an LMG and shoot ur sister coming trought the door behind u..
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  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    You wont leave your room until your commander has given you HA/HMG/Welder

    You look at the sky and say "The damned skulks can wallclimb it for christs sake" or "NO OUTDOOR LEVELS!!!"

    When you see people sitting around a fire, you yell "CAMPERS!!!" (applicable to any mod)

    When your boss tells you to do something, a waypoint shows up

    Your afraid that all birds are Lerks

    You think that your extremely overweight cat is in fact a gorge and is saving up resources to build a hive in your back yard

    When you see a first aid kit, you throw it on the floor and walk over it. When it dosent work, you think it's a bug and report it to the devs

    You have separate golden shrines to each developer surrounding a massive Golden Statue encrusted with diamonds of flayra holding up the first NS patch

    You think of OC and DC placements to keep your sister out of your room

    When your mum cooks a bad meal, you say "Man, just lost my appetite"
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  • antdudeantdude Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
    XX. You're bummed that you have to go back to school and/or work because you won't be able to play NS all day for a long time. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AryehAryeh Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11439Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 28 2002, 03:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 28 2002, 03:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    - You refer to wearing a condom as "umbraing the fade."
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    LMAO. That was damn good. If a little disturbing.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    You begin to refer to your room as your "Command Chair." <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • PhernoPherno Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8379Members
    You bought the teddy bear wearing a Natural Selection shirt that was being sold on eBay. Even though the teddy bear was outrageously expensive....

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