Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection

Kenichi · March 2003

You ask your parents for a Medpack at dinner and when your going to bed your afriad of a skulk undeneath the bed instead of the boogie man. The latter one applicable for younger players only.

Talnoy · March 2003

you tell campfire stories about back when you were in the gamma system on the U.C.C Bast <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

masterswordman · March 2003

When you bring posts back from the dead to brag about how addicted you are.

Lee_Harvey · March 2003

You lose a fight to someone bigger than you and find yourself grumbling that you should have just "built a damn offense chamber on his head."

Savag3 · March 2003

When you work at the McDrive, and instead of taking people's order you keep yelling NS related things at them.
When you 'spawn' in the morning, you 'relocate' to the bathroom, 'secure' the kitchen then 'equip' your breakfast before it disappears, then 'follow your waypoint' to school.

masterswordman · March 2003

SCHOOL!!!???

HAHA!!! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

NerdIII · June 2003

NS dreams are so cool <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>
I once had one where the marines relocated several times in a very large map. Actually it was more a dream about how to create a map for a game that never ends, because it is just to big to find all enemies.

Macguyvok · June 2003

Well.. heh... that's kinda funny... I think... yeah... I think that we could do that... the never ending mapp... only issue is commander mode.. :-p

Anyway.... I like my sig... I dind't even know of this post btw... so I'll let my sig say it all....

:::Edit::: Since it won't let me update it... here's what I'll be changin it to.. eventually :-p

--Mac

<i>ns_wildfire: .04%</i>
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You know you're a NS addict when:
o You're car breaks, down, and you yell,"Crap! Comm, drop me a welder!"
o You threaten to feed the neighbor's dog to you're pet skulk.
o You hear about something "fading" and you scream, "pwned!"
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:::/Edit:::

Pr0phecy · June 2003

The following is not for NS,But i think it might humour you anyways

-When you shoot ur best friend in the face with a shotgun and wonder why he dosent spawn back

Master_Yoda · June 2003

You go to work and call your boss comm <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

CaptainPanaka · June 2003

You are falling down stairs and say:

<b>Commander, I need a med pack!
/</b>
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Catpoker · June 2003

when you are at work with nothing to do, and you tell your boss, "standing by" (i did this, he was like WTH?)

Raser · June 2003

** When you're eating spare-ribs you shout: "LOL, Knifed an Onos"

** When you see a beautiful girl you throw gum at her so you know where she lives

** When your friends call you to come over you ask for a WP

** When you see a very 'big' person you shout: "OMG they got Onos. Drop HMG/JP"

** When you're outnumbered in a fight shout for a Distress Bacon

** When you bumb into someone around the corner you wonder why the comm hasn't researched MT yet.

** When you fall down a shaft or staircase you blink you eyes and wonder why you won't appear at the ground

** When your cloths are damaged you start jumping in front of your mother shouting: "Weld me, weld me!!!"

** When you hand out pizza's and tell your friends to mine the doors

smokingwreckage · June 2003

For the Gorges:

You wonder why you can't mold complex buildings out of vomit, using only your tongue.

You jump on dinner, slobber disgustingly all over it, and then yell "Node capped!!!!!". Then you jump on <i> someone else's dinner, slobber </i>disgustingly all over it, and then yell "Node capped!!!!!". When everyone else gets piassed off and comes after you with sharp cutlery, you waddle away shrieking "NEED BACKUP!!!".....

.....You know that the other person also plays too much NS if they then mutter "Thank god they don't have Bile Bomb in this version".

morphz · June 2003

i always think where to place turets or ocs, and if the room would be a good place to defend with nicely placed ocs or turets :o

When i pld alot in 1 week, i kept seeing sieges and walked againsnt the wall to try and walk faster :o

^^ (wall gliding bug) makes you go faster when touching wall aswell (if ya didnt know)

Beast · June 2003

xx+whatever - You work out if you could make a robot skulk thing that actually walked on the walls

Caiman · June 2003

You watch your back often when walking somewhere. (to check for skulks)

You turn your full body instead of just your head to look at something.

My friend once called me a "newbie" in school when i got a math problem wrong.

You create scenarios where an alien (gorge etc) comes to your house and attacks you - u think of places where to hide if such a thing would happen

You wonder if your house could stand up to an onos

(at school) You envision your desk or the room as a map and have marines and aliens battle it out.

Note: all of this actually happens to me - sad isnt it

Caiman · June 2003

Also

The only topic of discussion you can think of is NS

That_Annoying_Kid · June 2003

if you tell people to visit the NS top ten lists thread in the fan-fic forums...

Pegenator · June 2003

You start to consider about evolving your bulldog to onos...

JoltGris · June 2003

You have a large penn and a smaller one, and quickly shift between them when you are bored (Q, or lastinv as it also is called)

When you play basket and the teams are uneven you go to the "ready room" before joining the other team <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

You start working as a carpenterjust so you can prowdly call yourself a mapper

Macguyvok · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caiman @ Jun 4 2003, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Also

The only topic of discussion you can think of is NS  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
...This is sad... but that's ALL I discuss with my friend 3rd bell/Lunch... either it's mapping. or 1.1 gameplay, or both.

my OTHER $.02:

You threaten to feed your nerigbor's dog to you're pet skulk.

You call u're dog "fatty."

You're room is nicknamed, "Garbage Hive".

You responded to the post where someone tried to explain how MT works.

You actually did the physics on MT.

You've routinely thought of way to "improve" the HL engine for better physics.

You find yourself playing NS in your head.

You look on e-bay for an HMG.

You MODEL an HMG in AutoCad/Inventor.

You've actually designed working ns weapons.

...And finally...

You fail bio b/c you got into an arguement about "the Bacteria Grid" with you're teacher, and subsequently yelled, "SUYF n00b! f4 and read the manual!"

CplHicks · June 2003

xx1- on a 100m running competition you start bhopping to get that extra 10% speed

xx2- you think a knife is actually more powerful than a machinegun

xx3- you start to fail in the middle of a written exam.. the last you wrote was "F4 F4 F4 F4"

xx4- your physics teacher/professor sends you outta the room because you insisted that if 2 people would stand on each other, the upper one jumps, and the lower jumps too, they will end up one meter in the air hovering, standing ontop of each other.

RNHellFire · June 2003

Ne1 noticed that you can't actually hear properly cos you're too busy trying to concentrate on the small sounds of footsteps?

I get that a lot.

HellFire

MonsieurEvil · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Macguyvok @ Jun 4 2003, 03:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You fail bio b/c you got into an arguement about "the Bacteria Grid" with you're teacher, and subsequently yelled, "SUYF n00b! f4 and read the manual!"  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
This one is priceless... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

For me, whenever anyone chuckles I spin around about 720 degrees in less than a second and say 'We've got hostiles'.

Grimm · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Raser Posted: Jun 4 2003, 02:43 AM
** When you see a very 'big' person you shout: "OMG they got Onos. Drop HMG/JP"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

-When you are a very big person and you hear someone shouting "OMG they got Onos. Drop HMG/JP", you scream and start charging <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'> .

-You see someone of in the distance and you charge at them, but then slow down before you get to them because you've run out of adrenaline.

-When walking down an empty hallway, you make your own "stomp stomp stomp" walking sound effects for Onos.

adnans · June 2003

when you play CS clanmatch, you call the CT spawn a Marine Spawn.

<b>you:</b> "he's in the marine spawn"
<b>everyone else:</b> "what?!?!"

adnans

Stakhanov · June 2003

you keep your distances when seeing a scorpion , since it might silently hover and catch you.

you find a hunting party and accuse the hunters of being "lame marine stackers"

you watch a football match at the TV and think "sux , this demo doesn't even have chase cam PoV"

you refuse to play chess since the black side is just "reskinned white"

you're watching a film about dinosaurs at the pterodactyl fishing scene and think "wow , lerk ownage !"

ElectricSheep · June 2003

When an ump makes a bad call you yell, "OMG HITBOX GLITCH!!!!"

ElectricSheep · June 2003

You join the marines and get a m1a1 and say, "WTH U N00B THIS ISNT CS, CS SUXORS AHHHHHG!!!!!!"
(dies)

Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection

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