Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection

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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    yes and what's your contribution to it? I'm eager to hear all your fanatics <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    of course you'd notice me going here roughly every 5 minutes (when I'm not actually playing) I guess that's a sign of addiction.


    oh and I <3 <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> b/c they so cute
  • moto43moto43 Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9742Members
    When you bump threads like this one.
  • KizKiz Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7236Members
    (True, Marines too much) You hear the marine build noise everywhere. I mean absolutely <i>everywhere</i>. Cars, bicycles, cats, microwaves, TVs, your computer when it's off, traffic lights, everywhere.

    Shortly after I experienced this, I slept for about 24 hours.
  • DenialDenial Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12033Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Mar 3 2003, 01:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Mar 3 2003, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Im pretty sure its normal to dream about NS after youve played a whole weekend non-stop. As I always say, dreaming about a good thing is always better than a nightmare <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yup, that happened to me recently. The bad thing was the thing I dreamed of was a mix of NS and Warcraft 3 Tower Defense. I was a gorge and had to build lots and lots and lots of towers/chambers, which was rather stressy actually. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> That was on a day when I had spent approximately 4 hours gorging, i.e. not much more than normal.

    Another sign:
    - you turn on a flashlight and wonder why you aren't shining like a christmas tree
  • joevjoev Giving grief... With a smile. Join Date: 2002-07-20 Member: 977Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    GF dressed in sexeh underwear: "Honey, Come to bed and we'll do the wild thing!"

    You: "Ok.. be with you in two minutes"
    .
    .
    .
    [1 hour later]

    GF dressed in ugly jammies: "To hell with you, I went to bed and sorted myself out"

    You: "Uhuh... Commander! Drop me a PG in CC NOW!!!"
    .
    .
    .
    [1 Week later]

    You: "*sigh* I dunno why she left me. No problem tho, she was so uptight and frigid anyway"

    Commander: "You idiots! Shut up and phase to Water hive. Now! Now! Now!"


    joev. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SpceM0nkeySpceM0nkey Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12480Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I mean seriously who hasnt?
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    That sounds familar <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    GF: "What time you coming to bed ?"
    Me: "erm...later..." (dodging skulk)

    Hour later...

    GF, getting out of bed: "You coming to bed or what, you've got work in the morning!"
    Me: "Erm, yeah, you see I can't leave now cos i ve got a HMG and HA and if i leave now i'll waste all that res...and were about to kill this hive anyways...and..."
    GF: "Whatever" Stomp Stomp Stomp....

    ...another hour passes by...

    /me sneaks into bed, 02;00 in the morning

    GF: "What time is it ?"
    Me: "01.15. Lost track of time, sorry"

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • KadreallostKadreallost Join Date: 2003-01-23 Member: 12633Members
    When you Friends confront you on your "weird" Behavor of rolling around the place and making machine gun noises you explain "My shrink says i need an outlet for my aggresion."
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    You post on one of these threads. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DenialDenial Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12033Members
    You count the number of times people will suggest signs like "You post on one of these threads." within the same thread. (I count five now and have only read three of the thread's nine pages.)
  • Malicious_DubMalicious_Dub Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11279Members, Constellation
    edited March 2003
    This applies to someone I know, but I won't name names *cough* Thief *cough* but anyways...

    You download any scrim, CAL preseason or NSA invite tourney demo that you can find and spend more time every day watching them and making individual map strats for each team for the next clan match than actually playing NS.

    OR

    You sit and watch match demos like it's a basketball game or something, I personally tend to watch them like they are a comedy laughing when someone gets pwn'd or when the spectators say something stupid.

    P.S. calling it mother hive is not ghetto
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Denial+Mar 7 2003, 11:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Denial @ Mar 7 2003, 11:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You count the number of times people will suggest signs like "You post on one of these threads." within the same thread. (I count five now and have only read three of the thread's nine pages.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol
  • EgoEgo Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12804Members
    you have your mom make you a pudje doll of a gorge, and when you go to bed you put down the plushy offense towers and defense towers that she made for you as well...


    im serious. its leeeett <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    btw, my mom is a bio professer at grand valley <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> go figure she knows how to sew super good lol.
    eh?


    Ego

    [FACT] - every word is say is 78% truth
  • Sifo25Sifo25 Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12890Members
    edited March 2003
    You've sat in your tub and wondered if a CC would fit in it.
    You carry a combat knife in case you run out of ammo.
    You have a NS related tattoo.
    You've mined your front door and the floor around your PC.
    You have more posts on the NS forums then victories as a commander.
    You're more intimate with your clan then your signifigant other.
    You have referred to yourself by your in game alias/nick.
    You draw up plans to convert a Segway into a Jetpack.

    I'll think of some more after I grab a cigarette... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Sifo
  • Sifo25Sifo25 Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12890Members
    edited March 2003
    Your friend opens the closet in your room and 35 first aid kits come tumbling out.
    You parody songs, changing the lyrics to make them relate to NS.
    You regard your local pharmacy as a giant Defence Chamber.
    You continue to chuckle, even after your friends have told you its creeping them out.
    You have pet names for gorges: tubby, rumbly tumbly, fatty two shoes, lunch box, etc.
    Your keyboard has only three keys that are not mapped.

    Sifo
  • OkaboreOkabore Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9505Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ego+Mar 7 2003, 10:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ego @ Mar 7 2003, 10:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->you have your mom make you a pudje doll of a gorge, and when you go to bed you put down the plushy offense towers and defense towers that she made for you as well...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When you read this and thinks that it isn't a bad idéa and calls your mom att once.
    Extra point for getting her to say that she wants to see pictures to see if it's doable <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    I'm gonna get me a gorgie na na naa na naa na <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    omg Okabore I hate you I want one too. I WANT ONEH TOOOOOO <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • KizKiz Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7236Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sifo25+Mar 7 2003, 10:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sifo25 @ Mar 7 2003, 10:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You have pet names for gorges: tubby, rumbly tumbly, fatty two shoes, lunch box, etc. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I find that far too funny after far too little sleep.
  • sithbobsithbob Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10663Members
    I got a bad stomach ache the other day and the first thing that flashed through my mind was

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> The Hive is under attack!</span>


    Lol. Omg I need to get a life.


    SithBob
    ( <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> mmmm, onos)
  • TabrisTabris Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4273Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ZeroByte+Jan 27 2003, 12:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZeroByte @ Jan 27 2003, 12:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bah, I started a topic like this in the original forums. Looks like it's gone now. Too bad, there we're some pretty good ones like someone asking his dog why he wasn't building O chambers after coming out of a dream. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be me and my fat 12 year old doberman.
  • Savag3Savag3 Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14336Members
    You throw bugs and insects at random people to 'parasite them'.
    When you are sick and throw up, you try to mold it in the shape of a Hive, like gorgyporgy.
    You start a global operation to exterminate all onos (bulls) using nerve gas.
    At your school finals you try to use your 'hive mind' to cheat.
    When you encounter an extraordinary ugly person you yell 'Now thats something you don't see everyday..... thank god'

    Savage
  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    Erm I'm ashamed to say I had an NS related dream last night -
    I was a 'rine and was confronted by the 5th evolution of Khaara. It looked like the Hive had seen how effective HA was and had tried to emulate it.
    A massive biped it looked vaguely human (if green and slimy) but with a deformed musulature and grossly inhuman skull. Its grin was fricken huge.

    Then the alarm went off.....
  • ChurchChurch Meatshield grunt-fodder // Has pre-ordered NS2 Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11646Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--[tbZ]BeAst+Mar 11 2003, 08:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([tbZ]BeAst @ Mar 11 2003, 08:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm I'm ashamed to say I had an NS related dream last night -
    I was a 'rine and was confronted by the 5th evolution of Khaara. It looked like the Hive had seen how effective HA was and had tried to emulate it.
    A massive biped it looked vaguely human (if green and slimy) but with a deformed musulature and grossly inhuman skull. Its grin was fricken huge.

    Then the alarm went off..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn...that's scary...

    The fact you had that dream, not the alien.
  • ChurchChurch Meatshield grunt-fodder // Has pre-ordered NS2 Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11646Members, Constellation
    Oh, and I DO have more posts here than victories as commander, but that actually means you don't play NS enough <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    You hate your boss, so you call him a newb commander and start a vote to eject him.
    You bite people and run away, hoping that you can see them with your scent of fear.
    You want a personalized license plate that says ONOS, FADE, LERK, SKULK, GORGE, or anything else relating to ns
    When you come to makeing a choice between two things, you wish there was a random or spectator choice.
    you throw stuffed animals at people, shouting "FEAR MY BABBLER OWNAGE!!"
  • TalnoyTalnoy Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11779Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    whenever you see a dog, you run off down the street shouting

    "AHHHH!!, skulk skulk!!11oneone" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Burr+Mar 11 2003, 02:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burr @ Mar 11 2003, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you throw stuffed animals at people, shouting "FEAR MY BABBLER OWNAGE!!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    CLASS!!! LOL
  • SjNSjN Join Date: 2003-01-07 Member: 11983Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    instead of writing math test you draw/write a plan for nancy map
    when you come to see a new house to move in, you say, "im gonna relocate to this room"
  • iddqdiddqd Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7596Members, Constellation
    when you think of using the clipping tool for mapping in your own school and how cool it would be.
  • TalnoyTalnoy Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11779Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    when you watch the "guinnes world records" tv show and se the record for fattest cat
    in the world.

    you wonder why he isnt building offence chambers and defence chambers, and
    yelling "need backup" over the comms (you also wonder why u cant see it on the hive site)


    HA beat that!!!!1111oneoneoneone
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